What a Mess!

What a Mess!

1995/03/30 • $1,200,000 • Released • Russian

Comedy
6.6
2h 23m

Overview

The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

Director : Vladimir Menshov

Casts
Valeriy Garkalin

Valeriy Garkalin

Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

Vera Alentova

Vera Alentova

Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

Inna Churikova

Inna Churikova

Praskov'ya Krolikova

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Kozyulski

Igor Ugolnikov

Igor Ugolnikov

Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Sergey Batalov

Sergey Batalov

Lieutenant

Rolan Bykov

Rolan Bykov

Brilliant's buyer

Leonid Kuravlyov

Leonid Kuravlyov

USA ambassador

Lyubov Polishchuk

Lyubov Polishchuk

Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

Oleg Efremov

Oleg Efremov

Nikolay Grigoryevich

Oleg Tabakov

Oleg Tabakov

Sukhodrishchev

Aleksandr Voroshilo

Kozma

Nonna Mordyukova

Nonna Mordyukova

Registry Office Worker

Sergei Artsybashev

Sergei Artsybashev

Registry Office Worker

Yevgeni Vesnik

Yevgeni Vesnik

Doctor

Evgeniy Gerchakov

Evgeniy Gerchakov

Director of the Orchestra

Arkadiy Koval

Arkadiy Koval

TV Announcer

Yevgeni Aleksandrov

Yevgeni Aleksandrov

Reporter

Irina Apeksimova

Irina Apeksimova

Step performer

Valery Nikolaev

Valery Nikolaev

Step performer

Valery Afanasyev

Valery Afanasyev

Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

Sergey Gabrielyan

Sergey Gabrielyan

Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov

Tatyana Kravchenko

Tatyana Kravchenko

Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum

Yuriy Chernov

Yuriy Chernov

Suitcase carrier

Vladimir Gusev

Vladimir Gusev

General

Gennady Matveev

Gennady Matveev

General

Boris Smorchkov

Boris Smorchkov

General

Yuriy Kuzmenkov

Yuriy Kuzmenkov

man with a goat

Lev Borisov

Lev Borisov

Mafiosi

Viktor Gajnov

Viktor Gajnov

Mafiosi

Ivan Martynov

Mafiosi

Sergey Ruban

Mafiosi

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Ambassador's bodyguard

Mikhail Kokshenov

Mikhail Kokshenov

Ambassador's bodyguard

Inna Kara-Mosko

Inna Kara-Mosko

Carol's friend

Nina Alisova

Nina Alisova

Meloman

Vsevolod Sanayev

Vsevolod Sanayev

Meloman

Anatoliy Kuznetsov

Anatoliy Kuznetsov

Father

Vladimir Menshov

Vladimir Menshov

Russian President

Aleksei Buldakov

Aleksei Buldakov

Marina Golub

Marina Golub

Aleksey Yakubov

Aleksey Yakubov

Elena Bushueva

Elena Bushueva

Aleksandr Nikitchenko

O. Puchkova

Aleksandr Ryzhkov

Aleksandr Ryzhkov

Pyotr Merkuryev

Pyotr Merkuryev

Lyudmila Velikaya

Lyudmila Velikaya

Olga Streltsova

Viktor Eltsov

T. Chudotvortseva

Ira Davydova

Natasha Davydova

Lyudmila Larionova

Lyudmila Larionova

Vyacheslav Solovyov

Ekaterina Krol

Anatoly Kalmykov

Anatoly Kalmykov

Maxim Glotov

Maxim Glotov

(uncredited)

Pavel Remnyov

(uncredited)

Timur Kogan

(uncredited)

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

(uncredited)

Andrey Zvyagintsev

Andrey Zvyagintsev

journalist (uncredited)

Oleg Kozhemyakin

(uncredited)

Leonid Aleksandrov

(uncredited)

Irina Borodulina

(uncredited)

Aleksandr Gorbachev

Aleksandr Gorbachev

(uncredited)

Irina Davydova

(uncredited)

Vladimir Shiryaev

Vladimir Shiryaev

(uncredited)

Evgeniy Kuleshov

Evgeniy Kuleshov

(uncredited)

Lev Guzhnovskiy

Lev Guzhnovskiy

(uncredited)

Lyubov Rudenko

Lyubov Rudenko

(uncredited)

Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara

(uncredited)

Sergey Labyrin

(uncredited)

Vyacheslav Ushanov

Vyacheslav Ushanov

(uncredited)

Andrey Tunik

(uncredited)

Sergey Ershov

Sergey Ershov

(uncredited)

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