Scott Mechlowicz

Scott Thomas

Jacob Pitts

Cooper Harris

Michelle Trachtenberg

Jenny

Travis Wester

Jamie

Vinnie Jones

Mad Maynard

Lucy Lawless

Madame Vandersexxx

Jessica Boehrs

Mieke

Patrick Malahide

Arthur Frommer

Patrick Rapold

Christoph

Diedrich Bader

Mugger

Kristin Kreuk

Fiona

Cathy Meils

Mrs. Thomas

Nial Iskhakov

Bert

Matt Damon

Donny

J. Adams

Guitars - Lustra

Christopher Baird

Vocals - Lustra

Nicholas J.M. Cloutman

Bass - Lustra

Bruce Fulford

Drums - Lustra

Molly Schade

Candy

Jakki Degg

Missy

Lenka Dayrit

Sissy

Andrea Stuart

Courier Clerk

Paul Oldham

Cecil

Mike McGuffie

Hooligan

John Comer

Hooligan

Jeff Smith

Hooligan

Michael Cella

Hooligan

David Fisher

Hooligan

Christian Dunckley Clark

Hooligan

Petr Jákl

Gunter

Jakub Kohák

French Soccer Fan

J.P. Manoux

Robot Man

Fred Armisen

Creepy Italian Guy

Eric Moscoso Vertiz

Naked Spanish Guy

Labass Kanoute

Naked African Guy

Sota Sakuma

Naked Tiny Asian Guy

Edita Deveroux

Nude Beach Lady

Petra Tomankova

Nude Beach Lady

Barbora Navratilova

Vandersexxx Girl

Lucie Kachtikova

Vandersexxx Girl

Tereza Zimova

Vandersexxx Girl

Zuzana Björnstad

Vandersexxx Girl

Go Go Jean Michel Francis

Rasta Waiter

Helder Cambolo

Rasta Chef

Jana Pallaske

Anna, The Camera Store Girl

Vilém Holý

Hans

Jiří Maria Sieber

Gruber

Roger Denesha

Bakery Man

Amy Huck

Bakery Woman

Dominic Raacke

Trucker

Rade Šerbedžija

Tibor

Jan Nemejovský

Manager at Opulent Hotel

Miroslav Táborský

Waiter at Opulent Hotel

Tereza Brettschneiderova

Girl in Orange Juice Ad

Kristýna Simová

Girl in Orange Juice Ad

Vítězslav Bouchner

Orange Juice Ad Voice Over (voice)

Steve Hytner

Green Fairy

Walter Sittler

Mieke's Father

Adam Dotlacil

Heinrich

Joel Kirby

Swiss Guard

Andrea Miltner

Vatican Tour Guide

Ellen Savaria

Tourist Woman in Vatican

Predrag Bjelac

Italian Guy at Vatican

Nick Jameson

Reporter

Jack Marston

Pope

Pat Kilbane

American Robot Guy

Joanna Lumley

Hostel Clerk

Mindy Sterling

Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)

Jeffrey Tambor

Scott's Dad (uncredited)