Matt Damon

Bob

Greg Kinnear

Walt

Eva Mendes

April

Wen Yann Shih

May

Pat Crawford Brown

Mimmy

Ray 'Rocket' Valliere

Rocket

Tommy Songin

Tommy

Terence Bernie Hines

Moe

Cher

Cher

Jackie Flynn

Howard

Seymour Cassel

Morty O'Reilly

Griffin Dunne

Griffin Dunne

Bridget Tobin

Vineyard Cutie

Danny Murphy

Dicky

Malcolm G. Chase Jr.

Vineyard Buddy

Steve Cerrone

Dart in Head Guy

Docky

Short-Fused Geezer

Will Coogan

Eddie

Skyler Stone

George

Leslie Monroe

Vineyard Patron

Mike Cerrone

Hockey Stud

Michael Lee Merrins

Umpire #1

Jonathan Cauff

Umpire #2

Sean Gildea

Baseball Coach

Michael Callan

Fox Prexy

Dane Cook

Officer Fraioli

Steve Tyler

Officer Reney

Peter Dante

Officer Hill

Benjamin Koldyke

Officer Johnson

Jessica Cauffiel

Bar Hottie

Roger Fan

Executive #1

Jennifer Burnham

Executive #2

Elaine Curtis

Cher's Assistant

Gary Valentine

Wes

Mariann Neary

Purse Babe #1

Terez Kocsis

Purse Babe #2

Ben Carson

Head Surgeon

Sayed Badreya

Assisting Surgeon

Hillary Matthews

Nurse's Aide

Dan Geraci

Handsome Hospital Orderly

Bob Mone

Hospital Heartthrob

Brian Mone

Tall Man

Catherine McCord

Jogger Babe #1

Kelly Albanese

Jogger Babe #2

Paulina Neely

Jogger Babe #3

Daniel Greene

Mr. Tourist

Brian Hayes Currie

Laughing Director

Tracy Ashton

Casting Agent #2

Ellen Jacoby

Casting Agent #7

Doug Jones

Space Alien #2

Lin Shaye

Makeup Babe

Johnny Cicco

Porno Director

Juliet Cariaga

Marianna Trench

Jeff Ross

Beaze Security Guard

Googy Gress

Pete Peterson

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Gene Feldman

Beaze Assistant Director

Kiele Sanchez

Pepper Spray Cutie

Luke Wilson

Luke Wilson

Nikki Tyler-Flynn

Double Bubble Casting Agent

Tom Brady

Computer Geek #1

Lawyer Milloy

Computer Geek #2

George Christy

Beaze Stagehand

Stephen Saux

Drive-by Heckler

Tracey Ruggiero

Barney's Waitress

Rhona Mitra

Bus Stop Bombshell

Ashley B. Howard

Blonde Double Bubble Babe

Monika Kramlik

Brunette Double Bubble Babe

Adam Shankman

Choreographer / Waiter

Cam Neely

MV Hockey Player

Lisa Ratzin

Dancer #3

Apple Farrelly

LA Restaurant Patron

Remy Thorne

MV Sideline Fan

Troy Brown

Pro Golf Tour Caddy

Ryan Biegel

Bonnie & Clyde Musical Audience

Frankie Muniz

Frankie Muniz (uncredited)

Deborah Smith Ford

Theatre Patron (uncredited)

Mary Hart

Mary Hart (uncredited)

Meryl Streep

Meryl Streep (uncredited)

Bella Thorne

MV Sideline Fan (uncredited)

Jesse Ventura

Jesse Ventura (uncredited)

Fernanda Lima

Fernanda Lima (uncredited)