Jim Carrey

Ace Ventura

Courteney Cox

Melissa

Sean Young

Einhorn

Tone Loc

Emilio

Dan Marino

Dan Marino

Noble Willingham

Riddle

Troy Evans

Podacter

Raynor Scheine

Woodstock

Udo Kier

Camp

Frank Adonis

Vinnie

Tiny Ron

Roc

David Margulies

Doctor

John Capodice

Aguado

Judy Clayton

Martha

Bill Zuckert

Mr. Finkle

Alice Drummond

Mrs. Finkle

Rebecca Ferratti

Sexy Woman

Mark Margolis

Shickadance

Antoni Corone

Reporter #1

Margo Peace

Reporter #2

Randall "Tex" Cobb

Gruff Man

Henry Landivar

Burnout

Florence Mistrot

Neighbor

Robert Ferrell

Carlson

Will Knickerbocker

Manager

Gary Munch

Director

Terry Miller

Assistant Director

John Archie

Reporter #3

Cristina Karman

Reporter #4

Tom Wahl

Reporter #5

Herbert Goldstein

Crazy Guy

Chaz Mena

Another Cop

Manuel L. García

Dolphin Trainer

Don Shula

Miami Dolphin

Scott Mitchell

Miami Dolphin

Peter Stoyanovich

Miami Dolphin

Dwight Stephenson

Miami Dolphin

Jeff Uhlenhake

Miami Dolphin

Jeff Dellenbach

Miami Dolphin

Marco Coleman

Miami Dolphin

Kim Bokamper

Miami Dolphin

Jeff Cross

Miami Dolphin

Chris Barnes

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpses"

Alex Webster

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpses"

Paul Mazurkiewicz, Jr.

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpses"

Jack Owen

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpses"

Robert Barrett

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpses"

Bubba Baker

Toothless Giant (uncredited)

Ray Buffer

Doctor (uncredited)

Vince Cecere

Stadium Vendor (uncredited)

Robert Deacon

Redneck #1 (uncredited)

Greg Finley

Mascot (voice) (uncredited)

Bill Pearlman

Miami Dolphin Team Player #54 (uncredited)

Dominic Jack Pizzo, Sr.

Football Player (uncredited)

Jimmy Star

Stadium Vendor (uncredited)

Laird Stuart

Superbowl Referee (uncredited)

Binx the Monkey

Spike (uncredited)