Jim Carrey

Dick Harper

Téa Leoni

Jane Harper

Alec Baldwin

Jack McCallister

Richard Jenkins

Frank Bascombe

Angie Harmon

Veronica Cleeman

John Michael Higgins

Garth

Richard Burgi

Joe Cleeman

Carlos Jacott

Oz Peterson

Aaron Michael Drozin

Billy Harper

Gloria Garayua

Blanca

Michelle Arthur

Dick's Secretary

Stacey Travis

Jack's Receptionist

Timm Sharp

Jack's Assistant

David Herman

Angry Caller (voice)

Gian Franco Tordi

Executive

Laurie Metcalf

Phyllis

P.J. Byrne

Laughing Executive

Dempsey Pappion

Production Assistant

Knox White

Sound Technician (as Knox Grantham White)

Walter Addison

Sam Samuels

Ralph Nader

Ralph Nader - Defensive Line Coach

Deena Adar

Hysterical Globodyne Employee

Jorey Bernstein

Ficus Guy

Dilva Henry

Female Anchor

Luis Saguar

Hector

Rocael Leiva

Gardener (as Rocael L. Rueda)

Peter Breitmayer

Laughing Executive

Pete Gardner

Laughing Executive

Kym Whitley

KostMart Training Leader Lucy

Gavin Grazer

KostMart Job Applicant

Taso Papadakis

Gym Manager

James St. James

Scary KostMart Shopper

Mary Gillis

Lactose Intolerant Shopper

Esther Scott

Disgruntled KostMart Customer

Larry Dorf

Used Car Salesman

Dario Gonzalez

Day Laborer

Emilio Rivera

Day Laborer

Jules Douglas

Day Laborer (as Jullian Dulce Vida)

Steve Seagren

Truck Guy

Ivar Brogger

Research Scientist

Clint Howard

INS Agent

Jack Conley

INS Agent

Huey Redwine

INS Agent

Wayne Flemming

Nosy Neighbor

Jason Marsden

Convenience Store Clerk

Scott L. Schwartz

Bigger Convenience Store Clerk

Bette Beatrice

Elderly Lady with Bags

Rick Overton

Head Shop Clerk

Kerry Hoyt

Coffee Shop Barrista

Kenji Nakamura

Sushi Chef

Rikio

Sushi Chef (as Rikio Nakashita)

Brian Tee

Sushi Chef

Phil Reeves

Car Dealer

Daniel Espeseth

Ameribanx Security Guard

Garrett M. Brown

Ameribanx Bank Manager

Stephnie Weir

Debbie

Peter Weireter

Police Leader at Ameribanx

Norma Fierre

Naomi Seiler

Louis Weinstein

Mark Fish

Peter Conklin

Hunter

Steve Kehela

Bartender

Rob Nagle

Concerned Businessman

Frankie Levangie

Waiter

Oliver Muirhead

Account Rep - Grand Cayman Bank

Chris Ellis

Vice President - Grand Cayman Bank

Bob Morrisey

Authorization Officer Spencer

Kevin Ruf

Karen Williams' Receptionist

Maggie Rowe

Karen Williams

Tony Lupo

Cop Outside Grand Cayman Bank

Staci Lawrence

Female Globodyne Employee

Robert Alan Beuth

Male Globodyne Employee

Alejandro Furth

Cesar

Melissa Barker

Gym Member (uncredited)

Crystal the Monkey

Test Monkey (uncredited)

Jeff Garlin

Pyramid Tech CEO (uncredited)