Norm Macdonald

Mitch

Artie Lange

Sam

Jack Warden

Pops

Traylor Howard

Kathy

Christopher McDonald

Travis Cole

Chevy Chase

Dr. Farthing

Don Rickles

Hamilton

Polly Shannon

Toni-Ann

David Koechner

Anton Phillips

Rebecca Romijn

Bearded Lady

Gary Coleman

Self

Ken Norton

Self

Bradley Reid

Mitch (at 8 Years Old)

Matt Steinberg

Mitch (at 16 years old)

Joseph Sicilia

Sam (at 8 Years Old)

Austin Pool

Sam (at 16 Years Old)

Gerry Mendicino

Manetti

A. Frank Ruffo

Aldo

Hrant Alianak

Kirkpatrick

Michael Vollans

Derek (at 10 Years Old)

Grant Nickalls

Jason

Deborah Hinderstein

Charlene

Scott Gibson

Frat Guy

Laura Stone

Veronica

Rummy Bishop

Homeless Guy at Apartment

James Carroll

Middle-Aged Guy

Henry Chan

Doctor at Fat Clinic

Paul O'Sullivan

A.D.

Boyd Banks

Creepy Harry

B.J. McQueen

Big Wet Man

Tony Meyler

Lobby Henchman

Shane Daly

Door Henchman

James Binkley

Unaffected Henchman

James Downey

Martin / Homeless Guy

Fred Wolf

Homeless Guy

Wilfrid Bray

Homeless Guy

Jessica Booker

Mrs. Murphy

Johnie Chase

Policeman

Conrad Bergschneider

Policeman

Kay Hawtrey

Gladys

Lloyd White

Ron

Dini Petty

Self

Mike Anscombe

Self

Howard Jerome

Foreman

Arturo Gil

Midget Paul

Joslyn Wenn

Jenkin's Fantasy Girl

Robbie Rox

Huge Prisoner

Chris Gillett

Suit Guy

Kevin Farley

Theater Worker

Sanjay Talwar

Theater Worker

Trevor Bain

Henchman Jenkins

Gord Martineau

Self

George Sperdakos

Opera Critic

Eleanor Davies

Opera Critic's Date

Laura Pudwell

Opera Lady

Emilio Roman

Baritone Errante

George Chuvalo

Ring Announcer

Christine Oddy

Aunt Jenny

Robert Shipman

Crossing Guard

Richard Sali

Ed

Michael A. Miranda

Low Life

Anthony J. Mifsud

Low Life

Cliff Saunders

Thief

Bess Motta

Aerobics Instructor (archive footage)

Arlaine Wright

Aerobics Instructor (archive footage)

Chris Farley

Jimmy (uncredited)

Conrad Goode

John (uncredited)

John Goodman

Mayor Adrian Riggins (uncredited)

Sherry Hilliard

Girl Next Door (uncredited)

Adam Sandler

Satan (uncredited)

Jennifer Steede

Woman at Bar (uncredited)

Uni Park

Saigon Whore