Mike Myers

Guru Pitka

Jessica Alba

Jane Bullard

Justin Timberlake

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Romany Malco

Darren Roanoke

Meagan Good

Prudence

John Oliver

Dick Pants

Verne Troyer

Coach Punch Cherkov

Manu Narayan

Rajneesh

Stephen Colbert

Jay Kell

Jim Gaffigan

Trent Lueders

Ben Kingsley

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Omid Djalili

Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Ye

Kanye West

Trevor Heins

Young Pitka

Samantha Bee

Cinnabon Cashier

Boyd Banks

EMT

Rob Huebel

Frat Guy

Daniel Tosh

Bar Patron

Rob Blake

Himself

Telma Hopkins

Lillian Roanoke

Rob Gfroerer

Sickly Nerd

Liana Mendoza

Dancer

Robert Cohen

Nerd

Linda Kash

Female Reporter

Bob Bainborough

Assistant Coach

Gotham Chopra

Deepak Early 20's

Suresh John

Indian Man

Jaan Padda

Young Deepak

Seán Cullen

Referee

Matt Baram

EMT

Garry Robbins

Biker

Peter Schoelier

Uncle Jack

Ben Gans

Goal Post Judge

Alexia Filippeos

11-Year-Old Girl

Taylor Flood

11-Year-Old Girl

Shakti Kupil

Sanjay

Graham Gordy

DJ

Jahlani Bishop

Children's Church Choir

Jahmal Daniel

Children's Church Choir

Helen Semmunigus

Children's Church Choir

Donna Ellis

Children's Church Choir

Jazmine Jeffrey

Children's Church Choir

Danielle Johnson

Children's Church Choir

Carlisa Lewis

Children's Church Choir

Elyssa Marshall

Children's Church Choir

Jamila Mason

Children's Church Choir

Nathaniel Robinson

Children's Church Choir

Adisa Liburd

Children's Church Choir

Daniel Skeete

Children's Church Choir

Tierra McRae-Spence

Children's Church Choir

Kadesha Webb

Children's Church Choir

Clarice Gillard

Children's Church Choir

Raemiah Dorrington

Children's Church Choir

Zoia Davis

Children's Church Choir

Ashton Williams

Children's Church Choir

Tyra Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

Knikole Frans

Children's Church Choir

Sabrina Morris

Children's Church Choir

Nadine Muir

Children's Church Choir

Alpha Kayondo

Children's Church Choir

Tracey Soman

Children's Church Choir

Larissa Abrams-Ogg

Children's Church Choir

Zachary Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

Krystal Kiran

Group Dancer

Uppekha Jain

Group Dancer

Dani Jazzar

Group Dancer

Frank Bishun

Group Dancer

Karun Pathak

Group Dancer

Sachin Bhatt

Group Dancer

Prosenjit Kundu

Group Dancer

Robert Halley

Group Dancer

Sharat Chawla

Group Dancer

Namita Kapoor

Group Dancer

Shereen Ladha

Group Dancer

Nazneen Irani

Group Dancer

Hetal Patel

Group Dancer

Sharona D'Ornellas

Group Dancer

Michelle Marshall

Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Mariska Hargitay

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Madhumita Sen

Group Dancer

Jessica Rotter

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Frank Meschkuleit

Additional Performances (puppeteer)