Season 11 (1982)

Hey, Look Me Over
8.0

October 25, 1982 • 25m

Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted ...Read more

Trick or Treatment
8.0

November 1, 1982 • 25m

It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that h...Read more

Foreign Affairs
6.5

November 8, 1982 • 25m

The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

The Joker is Wild
7.5

November 15, 1982 • 25m

Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

Who Knew?
7.0

November 22, 1982 • 25m

Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

Bombshells
7.5

November 28, 1982 • 25m

Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4...Read more

Settling Debts
7.5

December 6, 1982 • 25m

Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

The Moon is Not Blue
7.0

December 13, 1982 • 25m

With the camp facing prohibition, and a severe medical supply shortage, during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale ...Read more

Run For the Money
7.0

December 20, 1982 • 25m

When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes foo...Read more

U.N., the Night and the Music
6.7

January 3, 1983 • 25m

A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th - a Swede, a Hindu, and a British officer - and each leaves a lasting effect on the m...Read more

Strange Bedfellows
6.7

January 10, 1983 • 25m

The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter disc...Read more

Say No More
7.3

January 24, 1983 • 25m

A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret deve...Read more

Friends and Enemies
8.0

February 7, 1983 • 25m

Potter must deal with an old Army friend who is getting his own soldiers killed through his incompetency.

Give and Take
6.7

February 14, 1983 • 25m

A wounded GI learns a painful lesson when he forms a recovery room friendship with the enemy soldier he's critically wounded. Sold...Read more

As Time Goes By
7.3

February 21, 1983 • 25m

Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and BJ goof around with a fake hand grenade;...Read more

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
9.1

February 28, 1983 • 1h 59m

Hawkeye is sent to a mental hospital; a freak accident causes Father Mulcahy to lose his hearing; Margaret worries about her post-...Read more