Season 2 (2009)

How I Got My Groom
9.0

November 13, 2009 • 30m

Simon returns to Reading and recalls a school project that led to him unearthing a terrible secret about his parents' marriage and...Read more

How I Got My Plumes
8.0

November 20, 2009 • 30m

In 1998 Simon and Kylie form a pop band called E-male and hunky music teacher Mr. Carr offers to manage them. To Simon's surprise,...Read more

How I Got My Water Feature
8.0

November 27, 2009 • 30m

It's 1998, and Ground Force is at its height and Simon feels a desperate need for a water feature. Meanwhile, the women of Melody ...Read more

How I Got My Camp
9.0

December 4, 2009 • 30m

The Doonans plan a holiday abroad, but a plumbing disaster spoils everything. Meanwhile across the road, Kylie's father meets his ...Read more

How I Got My Turner
8.0

December 11, 2009 • 30m

The Doonans go deep into the world of Brit Art when they meet rabble rouser Stacey Bile near the Kate Winslet memorial roundabout....Read more

How I Got My Gash
9.0

December 18, 2009 • 30m

Simon is plagued by school bullies and decides to leave home to be with The Beautiful People. But as usual, nothing goes according...Read more