Season 1 (2008)

How I Got My Vase
7.3

October 2, 2008 • 30m

While at Kylie's, Simon steals one of Reba's dresses and tries it on back at home. Ashlene takes a Polaroid photo of him wearing i...Read more

How I Got My Nose
8.0

October 9, 2008 • 30m

Simon Doonan, now living in New York, remembers the time auditioning for the school play led to his mother being arrested for assa...Read more

How I Got My Beads
8.0

October 16, 2008 • 30m

Simon remembers his mother's experiments with the occult and his grandmother's return from a mental hospital, which saw her change...Read more

How I Got My Posh
8.0

October 23, 2008 • 30m

Birthdays have ever been easy for Simon, especially when the whole school finds out what he really really wants. Meanwhile, Ashlen...Read more

How I Got My Tongs
8.0

October 30, 2008 • 30m

A trip to the hairdresser and a fabulous pair of shimmering golden hair tongs prompts Simon's decision to turn Kylie into Princess Diana.

How I Got My Globe
8.0

November 6, 2008 • 30m

A new teacher arrives at school who really may be one of the Beautiful People. Can this really be true? Simon and Kylie finally tr...Read more