March 7, 2016 • 6m
Freshman Dorothy Castlemore is not having a good day. A fresh black eye, a douchey mortal enemy getting in her way and nobody arou...Read more
March 7, 2016 • 6m
Dorothy has decided which sororities, er, sorority she's going to pledge and makes some unwise choices. Unwise? Unwise.
March 7, 2016 • 6m
Dorothy has made some…interesting new friends. Although their sorority skills are great, they have a lot to learn about the intern...Read more
March 9, 2016 • 6m
Meet Dorothy's new boy. And his baggage.
March 11, 2016 • 6m
Dorothy is a shoe-in for a bid to MST. Or so she thought. Oh sweet summer child.
March 14, 2016 • 6m
How do you solve a problem like Dorothy-Blob? How do you catch a cloud and use it to cheer up your friend who is in the depths of ...Read more
March 16, 2016 • 6m
What could go wrong at a sleepover? Seriously, trust an Episode Description Writer, this will just be happy fun times!
March 18, 2016 • 6m
Okay...sooo I, your humble Episode Description Writer, was wrong about the last episode. I apologize. But, I bet there won't be an...Read more
March 21, 2016 • 6m
The gang return from the union meeting and recap their pear-ilous confrontation.
March 23, 2016 • 6m
Miller and Dorothy forget the camera is on. A lot. Plus, the girls meet Miller for the first time and at least one terrible pun is...Read more
March 25, 2016 • 6m
Alex and Miller work through the drama of their shared past the best way possible - in front of everyone and a camera! (I should r...Read more
March 28, 2016 • 6m
Despite some tensions, the group goes on a mission to plant a bug in Rick's office. Meanwhile, Alex opens up to the Inseparables a...Read more
March 30, 2016 • 6m
There is a party. And foam swords! There are heart-to-hearts. And foam swords!!! There is dancing. AND FOAM SWORDS! ...I wish I ha...Read more
April 1, 2016 • 6m
Everyone makes smart choices and nothing goes wrong! Is what I would write if I were writing this episode description on opposite day.
April 4, 2016 • 6m
Can I tell you a story? It's about 4 friends: Schmorthy, Schmortia, Schmariana & Schmiller. Once upon a time they did not go b...Read more
April 6, 2016 • 6m
Blaster toys solve all problems right? Right? Well, Dorothy & Co. seem to think so. And maybe if we all believe hard enough, i...Read more
April 8, 2016 • 6m
Dorothy, Ariana, Miller & Portia. Or as I sometimes call them: DAMP. No. NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAMP! DAMP STOP IT NOW. WHY DO...Read more
April 11, 2016 • 6m
Sigh. Let's be honest. Our heroes have gone off the rails. And there's nothing you or I can do about it. Excuse me while I go pond...Read more
April 13, 2016 • 6m
This was an emotional roller coaster. I need to go lie down. You go ahead without me. I'll meet you at the next episode.
April 15, 2016 • 6m
Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? (Hey, who turned the creep levels of this series up?)
April 30, 2016 • 6m
Wow. This episode has everything. A new location. French accents. Dramatic poses. People rolling around on furniture. Philosophica...Read more
May 2, 2016 • 6m
I don't know if any of you read these…or even know I exist. But I'm kinda sad. I thought now that our main characters were back to...Read more
May 4, 2016 • 6m
This episode is so long and so much happens in it, I don't even know where to BEGIN to describe it. Which I would normally be a lo...Read more
May 6, 2016 • 6m
Right! Sorry about last week's description! We're going to turn things around and make these description boxes back into happy hap...Read more
May 9, 2016 • 6m
An excited Dorothy becomes a Mu Sigma Theta pledge! (I don't think this is working!) And spends some time with Connie! (I think I'...Read more
May 11, 2016 • 6m
Dorothy furiously tries to set things right after Connie's private photos are leaked. I've decided that I'm going to furiously set...Read more
May 13, 2016 • 6m
Dorothy tries to stop Connie from leaving! They just sent me my next assignment. It means I'll be leaving soon too. But… I'm not r...Read more
May 16, 2016 • 6m
Dorothy and the Mu Sigma Theta sisters begin Operation REMSTCIATISADCWSFAVBAPBP by throwing a fundraiser to raise enough money to ...Read more
May 18, 2016 • 6m
The girls try to stop Rochefort & the union from wrecking their fundraiser before they run out of Time. (ง'̀-'́)ง
May 20, 2016 • 6m
It's time to say goodbye to Connie. And to Episode Description Writer 251214. They have already been relocated. We apologize for a...Read more