Season 1 (2003)

Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi
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May 26, 2003 • 30m

You'll understand Martin's disturbed look once you find out what staff scientist Perry did with Marty's precious Virtual Sex Machi...Read more

Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman
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May 27, 2003 • 30m

It's only the second episode and ""Unscrewed"" is already bringing out the barely dressed beach babes. Wait till you see week eigh...Read more

His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney
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May 28, 2003 • 30m

Rael, spiritual leader of the Raelians, is the byproduct of a romantic tryst between a human woman (mom) and a lusty little green ...Read more

Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender
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May 29, 2003 • 30m

On tonight's oral-theme episode of ""Unscrewed,"" Martin travels through time with a deranged dentist and gets business tips from ...Read more

Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies
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June 2, 2003 • 30m

Now we're getting somewhere. Monday's episode of ""Unscrewed"" promises to be the best yet, with not one but two mind-blowing gues...Read more

Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends
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June 3, 2003 • 30m

Major Ed Dames puts the ESP in espionage. For years, Dames worked as a remote viewer for the US government, tracking down enemy ta...Read more

Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose
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June 4, 2003 • 30m

No, Gillian Anderson has never starred in an adult film alongside a goat. Those images you downloaded from KaZaA are something we ...Read more

Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?
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June 5, 2003 • 30m

Of all the television seasons during which the world can end, why does it have to be this one? ""Unscrewed"" is just getting off t...Read more

Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku
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June 9, 2003 • 30m

Scott Herriott is back. And he's pissed. OK, he's not exactly pissed, but he's sort of grumpy. Grumpy like a fox! Fine, foxes aren...Read more

Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo
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June 10, 2003 • 30m

Last summer's blockbuster thriller ""Signs"" made crop circles a household name, though it did little to ease the difficulty prono...Read more

How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia
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June 11, 2003 • 30m

Maddox fans, prepare to soil yourselves. The creator of The Best Page in the Universe will be on tonight's show to teach us the in...Read more

Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap
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June 12, 2003 • 30m

Tonight marks the first installment of ""Dear Blog,"" a recurring feature in which Martin poetically recites passages from your ra...Read more

Poison's Bret Michaels, Stalk the Bush Twins, Fetish of the Week
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June 16, 2003 • 30m

""Unscrewed"" has a kung-fu death grip on the pulse of the American music scene. Our industry insiders tell us that washed-up '80s...Read more

Pastor Jack Exorcises Martin, Zero Sex Life, Japanese Hot Dog Art
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June 17, 2003 • 30m

Prepare yourselves for the most outlandish ""Unscrewed"" episode to date. On Tuesday's program, Pastor Jack J. Stahl will attempt ...Read more

Martin's Stunt Host, Mysteries of the Time Cube, 'Search Sperts' With Cam Girls
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June 18, 2003 • 30m

Hosting a late-night TV show on a channel with instant name recognition like TechTV can be dangerous work. The mobbing fans, the j...Read more

Laura Finds Her Man, Alien Implants Explained, Filter Your Farts
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June 19, 2003 • 30m

Tonight, Marty plays matchmaker as he scours the 'Unscrewed' Personals for a suitable mate for the lovely, and inexplicably lonely...Read more

Crack Passwords Fast, Extreme Elvis Gets Naked, ABBA Clones
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June 23, 2003 • 30m

Never before has so much evil been packed into one television program. On Monday's show the ""Dark Tipper,"" Kevin Rose, will unve...Read more

Inside Wifey's World, Martin Gets His 'Bling' on, He-Nail or She-Nail?
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June 24, 2003 • 30m

If the execs of ""The Flintstones"" can pat themselves on the back for showing the first married couple sleeping in the same bed, ...Read more

Chemtrails That Kill, Old Men in Rubber, Judy's Porn Tip
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June 25, 2003 • 30m

Harold Ivey is our type of old-timer. This 70-plus Southern gentleman spends his days wrapped in handmade, skin-tight, groin-enhan...Read more

Voices From the Dead, Life of an International Assassin, Choppy the Chimp
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June 30, 2003 • 30m

You may want to rewind that garbled message that's on your answering machine. It's possible that it's more than just a bad recordi...Read more

Martin's Bedroom, Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Birdie Diapers
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July 1, 2003 • 30m

Despite what some of you seem to suggest with your email, phone calls, message board posts, petitions, picket lines, and assassina...Read more

Bizarre Bug Eating, Free Porn For All, Desktop Revenge
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July 7, 2003 • 30m

A late-night talk show isn't a late-night talk show until somebody eats bugs. On Tuesday's show, ""Unscrewed"" gets its official s...Read more

Martin's Biggest Fan, Ultimate Beer Chiller, Girls Gone Wired
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July 14, 2003 • 30m

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Tonight, Martin meets his biggest fan, Dave Rich. (We're still trying to verify if this is his only fan...Read more

Mind of Banachek, World of Dren, Moments in NASA History
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July 15, 2003 • 30m

In order for a late-night show to be deemed ""legitimate,"" it must delve into the strange and inexplicable. Tonight, ""Unscrewed"...Read more

Alien Mind Control, Natural Porn, Stalking Sasquatch
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July 16, 2003 • 30m

It's a weird, weird world out there. Why, even as I type these lines, aliens are infiltrating the minds of innocent people all aro...Read more

Fanime Convention, Twisted Haiku, Musical Sex Toy
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July 17, 2003 • 30m

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. But that's not as easy as it sounds. With the laws ever-changing, it's getting harder to light up whenev...Read more

Midget Wrestling, Girls Gone Wired, Free Internet Access
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July 21, 2003 • 30m

What do you get when you combine two tough and tiny midget wrestlers, one sneaky tip for scoring free Internet access, one red-hot...Read more

House Gymnastics, Dirt From The Smoking Gun, Girls Gone Wired
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July 22, 2003 • 30m

A lot of you ask what Laura does to maintain her terrific body. Besides her normal meal of cigarettes and ice cubes, she exercises...Read more

Alien Chaser, Portable Lie Detector, Martin Explores Crop Circles
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July 24, 2003 • 30m

You've seen the poster in Mulder's office, right? The one of the UFO and the caption ""I Want to Believe""? Well, if you're alread...Read more

Turn Your Amateur Porn Into Cash, Tattoo and Piercing Webcam, Catfish Fetish
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July 28, 2003 • 30m

Go to your closet and start digging through your home videos. No, not the ones of your family vacation to see Paul Bunyan and Babe...Read more

Alien Hunter, Sno-Cone Maker Mod, Singularity
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July 29, 2003 • 30m

Remember the good old days of the Internet? When just logging on via your 14.4 modem promised a plethora of crappy animation, urba...Read more

Future of Porn, Creepy Dolls, Search Sperts
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July 30, 2003 • 30m

Remember the scene from ""Poltergeist"" where the clown disappeared from the chair only to end up under the bed? If that clown sca...Read more

X-ray Spray, Gary Spivey, Girls Gone Wired
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August 4, 2003 • 30m

Growing up as a kid today has got to be the best thing ever. Beside the advent of TiVo and MP3 players, there are so many nifty ga...Read more

Disney Tattoo Guy, Susie Bright, Girls Gone Wired
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August 7, 2003 • 30m

It isn't often that one feels sorry for Martin, but this is one of those rare times. Just last week, he made a sequin-encrusted sa...Read more

Insomnia Cure, Guide to Better Self-Love, Girl Gone Wired
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August 12, 2003 • 30m

In every long-term intimate relationship there comes a time when the fireworks start to fizzle. You can fake it for a while, you c...Read more

High-Priced Gigolo, Search Sperts, Top 10 Asses Online
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August 13, 2003 • 30m

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're talking about dream jobs. No, not Playboy photographer or Jack Daniels taste tester. We're talking ...Read more

Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Beard-Growing Contest, Porn Tip
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August 14, 2003 • 30m

You know what this world needs more of? Conspiracy theories and hairy women. Lucky for you, we at ""Unscrewed"" are here to help. ...Read more

Martin Learns How to Eat Fire, Martin and Morgan Make Out at Comic-Con
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August 18, 2003 • 30m

On tonight's show we're showing you our very own version of extreme dating. First, we take the socially challenged host of an obsc...Read more

Traci Lords, Scary Gary, Psychic Attacks
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August 19, 2003 • 30m

Usually this space would contain a paragraph or two heralding the highlights of tonight's show and encouraging you to tune in. Not...Read more

Seaching for Semen, Debunking Astronomy Myths, Dancing Dog
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August 21, 2003 • 30m

Hasn't technology done wonderful things for relationships? Now, instead of heading out to your local watering hole and hoping to m...Read more

Realdoll Surgeon Slade Fiero, Search Sperts, Fancy Fetish
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August 26, 2003 • 30m

Have you ever tried something different -- something kinky -- in bed with your special lady without asking her first, only to have...Read more

'Star Trek' Convention, Cat Schwartz Exposed, Drinking for Prosperity
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August 27, 2003 • 30m

Television is a demanding business. You're pretty much told what to do and when to do it. Take our resident Ghost Hunter, Scott He...Read more

Martin vs. the RIAA, Rubik's Cube Whiz, Love for the 40-ouncers.
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August 28, 2003 • 30m

The RIAA has made itself clear. Stop the downloading, or else. Well, if the RIAA was forced to make a living on the peanuts we ear...Read more

Spy on Your Spouse, Hairogenics, Computer Programmer or Serial Killer?
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September 1, 2003 • 30m

Don't you hate it when you come home from a hard day of panhandling only to find your spouse has packed up her things and moved to...Read more

Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, New Dirt From 'The Smoking Gun'
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September 15, 2003 • 30m

Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the can trying to ""take care of business,"" but you can't, 'cause someone is watching yo...Read more

Martin Gets Sloshed, Paranormal Investigator Loyd Auerbach, Get Laid Online
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September 16, 2003 • 30m

Tonight's show is destined to get a little out of control. In fact, we'll be surprised if Martin can make it through the entire ep...Read more

State of Confusion
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September 19, 2003 • 30m

Only in America can we force a recall for a governor, and only in America can someone like Martin get his own TV show. Since we ca...Read more

XXX Church, Porn Tip With Judy, Girl Gone Wired: Anna Kournikova
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September 18, 2003 • 30m

You've all looked at porn. We can tell just by looking at traffic reports from the ""Girls Gone Wired"" galleries. There really is...Read more

Flash Mobs, UFO Watchtower, Dark Tip: Total PC Destruction
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September 23, 2003 • 30m

You're sitting in front of Starbucks enjoying a venti caramel macciato with soy milk (Martin's favorite), and out of nowhere a gro...Read more

Netflix of Porn, Pleasure Mints, Lighter Side of Linux
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September 24, 2003 • 30m

It seems it's getting harder and harder to watch porn. They've closed just about all the X-rated movie houses. Porn has vanished f...Read more

Virginity for Sale, Cross-Dressing Anime Fan, Extreme Model Fest
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September 25, 2003 • 30m

I'm sure many of you are still virgins, and that's OK. But if you haven't done the deed by age 22, you may want to turn to drastic...Read more

Proof NASA Knows of UFOs, Wired Girl In the Flesh, Behind the Scenes at Burning
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September 29, 2003 • 30m

We know. It's hard to believe the American government would withhold information from its citizens. But when it comes to UFOs (amo...Read more

Dancing Badgers, Naked TV Hosts, F***ed Companies
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September 30, 2003 • 30m

As you may have guessed from watching Martin, hosting your own TV show ain't easy. Which is why we've developed such an ardent app...Read more

Dark Tip: Block the RIAA, Proof Planet X Exists, Camwhore Face-Off
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October 1, 2003 • 30m

Ever since the RIAA decided to fine people for taking what ""doesn't belong to them,"" downloading music has become a potentially ...Read more

Get Tan in 60 Seconds, Laura Busted for Sexual Harassment, Radio Hut Guy
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October 7, 2003 • 30m

What is it about a tan that makes people look better? Tans give even ugly people a certain sexual attractiveness. It's definitely ...Read more

Singing Psychic, Martin Visits UFO Expo, Liquor Filter
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October 8, 2003 • 30m

Do you lie awake at night wondering what your future holds? Same thing happens to Martin -- only, he's usually half-crocked at a d...Read more

Torment Telemarketers, Earthquake Hunters, Foot-Pumping Fetish
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October 9, 2003 • 30m

Tonight's show is for the latent gear-head in all of us. Do you swoon over tricked-out speedsters? Does horsepower get you hot? Ar...Read more

Mod Your Xbox, Interview With the Vampire, Search Sperts
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October 13, 2003 • 30m

If you're a Bill-Gates-hating, Xbox-playing, Tolkien-reading, big-government-fearing creature of the night, you're going to love t...Read more

Gun Girls, Lycos Top Fifty, Dear Blog
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October 15, 2003 • 30m

Guns and girls go together like ice cream and apple pie, don't they? Which is why we're such big fans of Nolan Conley and his webs...Read more

Hypnotist/Dominatrix Lady Christine, Search Sperts, Girl Gone Wired
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October 20, 2003 • 30m

One of the best things about working in television is the tremendous opportunity for intern abuse. We can force them to fetch coff...Read more

Female Wrestlers, StarDrive Inventor, Playing With Yourself
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October 21, 2003 • 30m

I've never understood men's obsession with women wrestlers. OK, so you put two attractive girls in bikinis and you watch them roll...Read more

Xbox Mods, Ass Art, Fire-Eating Bunny
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October 23, 2003 • 30m

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're going to show you how you can score a piece of ass! No, not like that. Sheesh, you people have suc...Read more

Naked Chef, Aura Reading, Reptile Attack
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October 27, 2003 • 30m

Tonight on ""Unscrewed,"" Laura takes her shirt off. There's more to it than that, of course. It's a gesture of solidarity and si...Read more

Dodge Traffic Tickets, Porn Industry Insights, Girl Gone Wired
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October 28, 2003 • 30m

Many people seem to be laboring under the false impression that making an X-rated movie is easy. Sure, the lighting is terrible, c...Read more

Extreme Pumpkin Carving, Church of Satan, Mystery Spot
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October 29, 2003 • 30m

It's our very first Halloween here on ""Unscrewed,"" and we're determined to make it ghoulishly good for the whole family! So gath...Read more

Etch A Sketch Artist, Stunt Host, Monkey Invaders
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November 3, 2003 • 30m

Do you know what makes tonight's episode of ""Unscrewed"" unique? No, it's not the opportunity to see Marty and his stunt double a...Read more

Larry Flynt, Spy on AIM, Search Sperts
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November 5, 2003 • 30m

Tonight, ""Unscrewed"" brings together the undisputed King of Smut with the unproven Lackey of Late-Night Television. Tune in to s...Read more

Guide to Sex Scenes, Dancing Man, Dear Blog
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November 6, 2003 • 30m

Tonight's show is all about exhibitionists and voyeurs. If you like to watch, if you like to be watched, if you like to watch whil...Read more

Dog Translator, Celebrity Scandals, Hide the Hookah
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November 10, 2003 • 30m

If you're a pet owner, you're familiar with this problem. Your pet is fed. Your pet has been taken to the appropriate place to rel...Read more

Carmen Electra, Sign Up to Sue People Online, Viking Kittens
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November 11, 2003 • 30m

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we show you how to make it big using that glorious American tradition, the frivolous lawsuit. The best pa...Read more

Live Forever, Torment Your Co-workers, Search Sperts
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November 12, 2003 • 30m

Tonight we take a walk down ""Unscrewed"" memory lane when we invite back the very first guest ever to appear on the program, Alex...Read more

Peter Pan and Mommy Dearest
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November 17, 2003 • 30m

We get a tremendous amount of email here at ""Unscrewed,"" and a significant portion of it seems to suggest that Martin has ""issu...Read more

Bitter Waitresses, Secret Societies, Kids Playing Possum
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November 18, 2003 • 30m

From exposing secret societies to casting light on the plight of the modern-day waitress, ""Unscrewed"" is the Upton Sinclair of t...Read more

The Mothman, Secrets From Marty's Past, PC Beer Fridge
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November 19, 2003 • 30m

A computer is very nearly the ideal companion. It provides entertainment in the form of games, videos, and articles. It provides a...Read more

Hollywood Is Calling, Psychic Spying, Matrix Pingpong
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December 1, 2003 • 30m

Let's say you've achieved some moderate degree of success in your life. You have a career you enjoy, a solid group of quality frie...Read more

Witches, Cabbies, and Britney -- Oh My!
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December 2, 2003 • 30m

The Internet is an amazing place. Not only does it let you view tons of free pornography with the assumption of complete privacy, ...Read more

Testes Meets Ramses
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December 3, 2003 • 30m

Rarely are you offered the opportunity to sharpen and dull your mind in the same half-hour of television. Well, tonight, we here a...Read more

Find Nookie, Crack Passwords, and Search Sperts
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December 8, 2003 • 30m

""Unscrewed"" basks in the panoply of the Internet like a booze hound who won't drink the same thing twice. Tonight we'll discuss ...Read more

Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Joey in His Underpants, and the Lycos Top 50
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December 9, 2003 • 30m

Well, a lot's been happenin' 'round the ol' Internet. Seems like Paris Hilton has been a bit of a skank. If you ask li'l ol' me, t...Read more

Maddox, Spies, and a Very Happy Walrus
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December 10, 2003 • 30m

The world is a torrent of mystery and duplicity. The good people of earth are besieged from all angles. Strife, both at home and a...Read more

Kidnapped Drummers, Latex, and Rocket Powered Hard Drive
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December 15, 2003 • 30m

Well, it's come to this. We're kidnapping people. I thought that extortion would be the first real law we broke, but I was wrong, ...Read more

From the Moon to Atlantis
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December 16, 2003 • 30m

Man is a funky beast. The intricacies of our species are like a toboggan ride that's missing the driver, careening down the track ...Read more

Ex-Hosts and Anti-AOL-CD Activists
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December 17, 2003 • 30m

As the old saying goes, those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Well, if tonight's guests are any indicator, it looks l...Read more

'Unscrewed' Holiday Extravaganza
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December 22, 2003 • 30m

Oh, the yuletide glee. It's the holiday season again, and we're getting damn festive around here. Marty got so hopped up on eggnog...Read more

Wil Wheaton, Drew Curtis, and Naughty Allie
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December 23, 2003 • 30m

Episode 88 of Season 1 premiered on December 23, 2003

Star Wars Kid and the Sexologist
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December 24, 2003 • 30m

Episode 89 of Season 1 premiered on December 24, 2003

Millionaires, Beer, and Condom Olympics
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December 29, 2003 • 30m

Episode 90 of Season 1 premiered on December 29, 2003

Choosing Good Porn, Search Sperts and a Fiery Wedding
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December 30, 2003 • 30m

Episode 91 of Season 1 premiered on December 30, 2003

Unscrewed's Least Embarrassing Moments of 2003
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December 31, 2003 • 30m

Episode 92 of Season 1 premiered on December 31, 2003

Cindy Margolis, Poop Reporting, and Adopt a Demon
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January 12, 2004 • 30m

Episode 93 of Season 1 premiered on January 12, 2004

Exploding People and Cellphone Orgasms
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January 13, 2004 • 30m

Episode 94 of Season 1 premiered on January 13, 2004

Topless Bartenders, Sexperts, and Philanderers
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January 14, 2004 • 30m

Episode 95 of Season 1 premiered on January 14, 2004