May 26, 2003 • 30m
You'll understand Martin's disturbed look once you find out what staff scientist Perry did with Marty's precious Virtual Sex Machi...Read more
May 27, 2003 • 30m
It's only the second episode and ""Unscrewed"" is already bringing out the barely dressed beach babes. Wait till you see week eigh...Read more
May 28, 2003 • 30m
Rael, spiritual leader of the Raelians, is the byproduct of a romantic tryst between a human woman (mom) and a lusty little green ...Read more
May 29, 2003 • 30m
On tonight's oral-theme episode of ""Unscrewed,"" Martin travels through time with a deranged dentist and gets business tips from ...Read more
June 2, 2003 • 30m
Now we're getting somewhere. Monday's episode of ""Unscrewed"" promises to be the best yet, with not one but two mind-blowing gues...Read more
June 3, 2003 • 30m
Major Ed Dames puts the ESP in espionage. For years, Dames worked as a remote viewer for the US government, tracking down enemy ta...Read more
June 4, 2003 • 30m
No, Gillian Anderson has never starred in an adult film alongside a goat. Those images you downloaded from KaZaA are something we ...Read more
June 5, 2003 • 30m
Of all the television seasons during which the world can end, why does it have to be this one? ""Unscrewed"" is just getting off t...Read more
June 9, 2003 • 30m
Scott Herriott is back. And he's pissed. OK, he's not exactly pissed, but he's sort of grumpy. Grumpy like a fox! Fine, foxes aren...Read more
June 10, 2003 • 30m
Last summer's blockbuster thriller ""Signs"" made crop circles a household name, though it did little to ease the difficulty prono...Read more
June 11, 2003 • 30m
Maddox fans, prepare to soil yourselves. The creator of The Best Page in the Universe will be on tonight's show to teach us the in...Read more
June 12, 2003 • 30m
Tonight marks the first installment of ""Dear Blog,"" a recurring feature in which Martin poetically recites passages from your ra...Read more
June 16, 2003 • 30m
""Unscrewed"" has a kung-fu death grip on the pulse of the American music scene. Our industry insiders tell us that washed-up '80s...Read more
June 17, 2003 • 30m
Prepare yourselves for the most outlandish ""Unscrewed"" episode to date. On Tuesday's program, Pastor Jack J. Stahl will attempt ...Read more
June 18, 2003 • 30m
Hosting a late-night TV show on a channel with instant name recognition like TechTV can be dangerous work. The mobbing fans, the j...Read more
June 19, 2003 • 30m
Tonight, Marty plays matchmaker as he scours the 'Unscrewed' Personals for a suitable mate for the lovely, and inexplicably lonely...Read more
June 23, 2003 • 30m
Never before has so much evil been packed into one television program. On Monday's show the ""Dark Tipper,"" Kevin Rose, will unve...Read more
June 24, 2003 • 30m
If the execs of ""The Flintstones"" can pat themselves on the back for showing the first married couple sleeping in the same bed, ...Read more
June 25, 2003 • 30m
Harold Ivey is our type of old-timer. This 70-plus Southern gentleman spends his days wrapped in handmade, skin-tight, groin-enhan...Read more
June 30, 2003 • 30m
You may want to rewind that garbled message that's on your answering machine. It's possible that it's more than just a bad recordi...Read more
July 1, 2003 • 30m
Despite what some of you seem to suggest with your email, phone calls, message board posts, petitions, picket lines, and assassina...Read more
July 7, 2003 • 30m
A late-night talk show isn't a late-night talk show until somebody eats bugs. On Tuesday's show, ""Unscrewed"" gets its official s...Read more
July 14, 2003 • 30m
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Tonight, Martin meets his biggest fan, Dave Rich. (We're still trying to verify if this is his only fan...Read more
July 15, 2003 • 30m
In order for a late-night show to be deemed ""legitimate,"" it must delve into the strange and inexplicable. Tonight, ""Unscrewed"...Read more
July 16, 2003 • 30m
It's a weird, weird world out there. Why, even as I type these lines, aliens are infiltrating the minds of innocent people all aro...Read more
July 17, 2003 • 30m
Smoke 'em if you got 'em. But that's not as easy as it sounds. With the laws ever-changing, it's getting harder to light up whenev...Read more
July 21, 2003 • 30m
What do you get when you combine two tough and tiny midget wrestlers, one sneaky tip for scoring free Internet access, one red-hot...Read more
July 22, 2003 • 30m
A lot of you ask what Laura does to maintain her terrific body. Besides her normal meal of cigarettes and ice cubes, she exercises...Read more
July 24, 2003 • 30m
You've seen the poster in Mulder's office, right? The one of the UFO and the caption ""I Want to Believe""? Well, if you're alread...Read more
July 28, 2003 • 30m
Go to your closet and start digging through your home videos. No, not the ones of your family vacation to see Paul Bunyan and Babe...Read more
July 29, 2003 • 30m
Remember the good old days of the Internet? When just logging on via your 14.4 modem promised a plethora of crappy animation, urba...Read more
July 30, 2003 • 30m
Remember the scene from ""Poltergeist"" where the clown disappeared from the chair only to end up under the bed? If that clown sca...Read more
August 4, 2003 • 30m
Growing up as a kid today has got to be the best thing ever. Beside the advent of TiVo and MP3 players, there are so many nifty ga...Read more
August 7, 2003 • 30m
It isn't often that one feels sorry for Martin, but this is one of those rare times. Just last week, he made a sequin-encrusted sa...Read more
August 12, 2003 • 30m
In every long-term intimate relationship there comes a time when the fireworks start to fizzle. You can fake it for a while, you c...Read more
August 13, 2003 • 30m
Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're talking about dream jobs. No, not Playboy photographer or Jack Daniels taste tester. We're talking ...Read more
August 14, 2003 • 30m
You know what this world needs more of? Conspiracy theories and hairy women. Lucky for you, we at ""Unscrewed"" are here to help. ...Read more
August 18, 2003 • 30m
On tonight's show we're showing you our very own version of extreme dating. First, we take the socially challenged host of an obsc...Read more
August 19, 2003 • 30m
Usually this space would contain a paragraph or two heralding the highlights of tonight's show and encouraging you to tune in. Not...Read more
August 21, 2003 • 30m
Hasn't technology done wonderful things for relationships? Now, instead of heading out to your local watering hole and hoping to m...Read more
August 26, 2003 • 30m
Have you ever tried something different -- something kinky -- in bed with your special lady without asking her first, only to have...Read more
August 27, 2003 • 30m
Television is a demanding business. You're pretty much told what to do and when to do it. Take our resident Ghost Hunter, Scott He...Read more
August 28, 2003 • 30m
The RIAA has made itself clear. Stop the downloading, or else. Well, if the RIAA was forced to make a living on the peanuts we ear...Read more
September 1, 2003 • 30m
Don't you hate it when you come home from a hard day of panhandling only to find your spouse has packed up her things and moved to...Read more
September 15, 2003 • 30m
Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the can trying to ""take care of business,"" but you can't, 'cause someone is watching yo...Read more
September 16, 2003 • 30m
Tonight's show is destined to get a little out of control. In fact, we'll be surprised if Martin can make it through the entire ep...Read more
September 19, 2003 • 30m
Only in America can we force a recall for a governor, and only in America can someone like Martin get his own TV show. Since we ca...Read more
September 18, 2003 • 30m
You've all looked at porn. We can tell just by looking at traffic reports from the ""Girls Gone Wired"" galleries. There really is...Read more
September 23, 2003 • 30m
You're sitting in front of Starbucks enjoying a venti caramel macciato with soy milk (Martin's favorite), and out of nowhere a gro...Read more
September 24, 2003 • 30m
It seems it's getting harder and harder to watch porn. They've closed just about all the X-rated movie houses. Porn has vanished f...Read more
September 25, 2003 • 30m
I'm sure many of you are still virgins, and that's OK. But if you haven't done the deed by age 22, you may want to turn to drastic...Read more
September 29, 2003 • 30m
We know. It's hard to believe the American government would withhold information from its citizens. But when it comes to UFOs (amo...Read more
September 30, 2003 • 30m
As you may have guessed from watching Martin, hosting your own TV show ain't easy. Which is why we've developed such an ardent app...Read more
October 1, 2003 • 30m
Ever since the RIAA decided to fine people for taking what ""doesn't belong to them,"" downloading music has become a potentially ...Read more
October 7, 2003 • 30m
What is it about a tan that makes people look better? Tans give even ugly people a certain sexual attractiveness. It's definitely ...Read more
October 8, 2003 • 30m
Do you lie awake at night wondering what your future holds? Same thing happens to Martin -- only, he's usually half-crocked at a d...Read more
October 9, 2003 • 30m
Tonight's show is for the latent gear-head in all of us. Do you swoon over tricked-out speedsters? Does horsepower get you hot? Ar...Read more
October 13, 2003 • 30m
If you're a Bill-Gates-hating, Xbox-playing, Tolkien-reading, big-government-fearing creature of the night, you're going to love t...Read more
October 15, 2003 • 30m
Guns and girls go together like ice cream and apple pie, don't they? Which is why we're such big fans of Nolan Conley and his webs...Read more
October 20, 2003 • 30m
One of the best things about working in television is the tremendous opportunity for intern abuse. We can force them to fetch coff...Read more
October 21, 2003 • 30m
I've never understood men's obsession with women wrestlers. OK, so you put two attractive girls in bikinis and you watch them roll...Read more
October 23, 2003 • 30m
Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're going to show you how you can score a piece of ass! No, not like that. Sheesh, you people have suc...Read more
October 27, 2003 • 30m
Tonight on ""Unscrewed,"" Laura takes her shirt off. There's more to it than that, of course. It's a gesture of solidarity and si...Read more
October 28, 2003 • 30m
Many people seem to be laboring under the false impression that making an X-rated movie is easy. Sure, the lighting is terrible, c...Read more
October 29, 2003 • 30m
It's our very first Halloween here on ""Unscrewed,"" and we're determined to make it ghoulishly good for the whole family! So gath...Read more
November 3, 2003 • 30m
Do you know what makes tonight's episode of ""Unscrewed"" unique? No, it's not the opportunity to see Marty and his stunt double a...Read more
November 5, 2003 • 30m
Tonight, ""Unscrewed"" brings together the undisputed King of Smut with the unproven Lackey of Late-Night Television. Tune in to s...Read more
November 6, 2003 • 30m
Tonight's show is all about exhibitionists and voyeurs. If you like to watch, if you like to be watched, if you like to watch whil...Read more
November 10, 2003 • 30m
If you're a pet owner, you're familiar with this problem. Your pet is fed. Your pet has been taken to the appropriate place to rel...Read more
November 11, 2003 • 30m
Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we show you how to make it big using that glorious American tradition, the frivolous lawsuit. The best pa...Read more
November 12, 2003 • 30m
Tonight we take a walk down ""Unscrewed"" memory lane when we invite back the very first guest ever to appear on the program, Alex...Read more
November 17, 2003 • 30m
We get a tremendous amount of email here at ""Unscrewed,"" and a significant portion of it seems to suggest that Martin has ""issu...Read more
November 18, 2003 • 30m
From exposing secret societies to casting light on the plight of the modern-day waitress, ""Unscrewed"" is the Upton Sinclair of t...Read more
November 19, 2003 • 30m
A computer is very nearly the ideal companion. It provides entertainment in the form of games, videos, and articles. It provides a...Read more
December 1, 2003 • 30m
Let's say you've achieved some moderate degree of success in your life. You have a career you enjoy, a solid group of quality frie...Read more
December 2, 2003 • 30m
The Internet is an amazing place. Not only does it let you view tons of free pornography with the assumption of complete privacy, ...Read more
December 3, 2003 • 30m
Rarely are you offered the opportunity to sharpen and dull your mind in the same half-hour of television. Well, tonight, we here a...Read more
December 8, 2003 • 30m
""Unscrewed"" basks in the panoply of the Internet like a booze hound who won't drink the same thing twice. Tonight we'll discuss ...Read more
December 9, 2003 • 30m
Well, a lot's been happenin' 'round the ol' Internet. Seems like Paris Hilton has been a bit of a skank. If you ask li'l ol' me, t...Read more
December 10, 2003 • 30m
The world is a torrent of mystery and duplicity. The good people of earth are besieged from all angles. Strife, both at home and a...Read more
December 15, 2003 • 30m
Well, it's come to this. We're kidnapping people. I thought that extortion would be the first real law we broke, but I was wrong, ...Read more
December 16, 2003 • 30m
Man is a funky beast. The intricacies of our species are like a toboggan ride that's missing the driver, careening down the track ...Read more
December 17, 2003 • 30m
As the old saying goes, those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Well, if tonight's guests are any indicator, it looks l...Read more
December 22, 2003 • 30m
Oh, the yuletide glee. It's the holiday season again, and we're getting damn festive around here. Marty got so hopped up on eggnog...Read more
December 23, 2003 • 30m
Episode 88 of Season 1 premiered on December 23, 2003
December 24, 2003 • 30m
Episode 89 of Season 1 premiered on December 24, 2003
December 29, 2003 • 30m
Episode 90 of Season 1 premiered on December 29, 2003
December 30, 2003 • 30m
Episode 91 of Season 1 premiered on December 30, 2003
December 31, 2003 • 30m
Episode 92 of Season 1 premiered on December 31, 2003
January 12, 2004 • 30m
Episode 93 of Season 1 premiered on January 12, 2004
January 13, 2004 • 30m
Episode 94 of Season 1 premiered on January 13, 2004
January 14, 2004 • 30m
Episode 95 of Season 1 premiered on January 14, 2004