May 17, 2009
After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.
May 24, 2009
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
May 31, 2009
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
June 7, 2009
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
June 14, 2009
Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.
June 21, 2009
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
June 28, 2009
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
July 5, 2009
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.
July 19, 2009
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
July 19, 2009
When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.