May 17, 2009 • 11m
After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.
May 24, 2009 • 11m
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
May 31, 2009 • 11m
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
June 7, 2009 • 11m
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
June 14, 2009 • 11m
Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.
June 21, 2009 • 11m
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
June 28, 2009 • 11m
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
July 5, 2009 • 11m
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.
July 19, 2009 • 11m
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
July 19, 2009 • 11m
When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.