August 21, 2000
Dave shows that he has a bandaged finger, claiming that he got a poison gas sensor alarm at his house over the weekend. He later ...Read more
August 22, 2000
Dave shows a supposed clip of the Bushes applauding Al Gore's acceptance speech. Later, several of Joe G's customers participate ...Read more
August 23, 2000
The cast of the original "Survivor" are featured in a special Top Ten list. Later, Dave chats with Jack Hanna.
August 24, 2000
Dave asks "Survivor I" winner Richard Hatch about his "appearance" on the show last night.
August 25, 2000
Dave shows the "rabid dingo" bite clip again; Biff tests his psychic abilities with unlabeled canned goods; Donal Logue promotes "The Tao of Steve."
August 28, 2000
Dave's finger still hurts; Paul offers to pick up Anna Kournikova for her upcoming appearance; Alan makes a special offer to Anne ...Read more
August 29, 2000
Dave fusses about the polar ice caps melting and The Weather Channel's inability to cover it. Later, Alan closes "Campaign 2000" ...Read more
August 30, 2000
On the 7th anniversary of the first episode on CBS, Dave points out that he has made exactly 3,280 episodes in late night, and tha...Read more
August 31, 2000
Dave quizzes a secretary from Hartford with "Know Your Employees of Don Hewlett Chevrolet-Oldsmobile-Buick in Georgetown, Texas."
September 1, 2000
During CBS Mailbag, Gerard explains why he's voting for Bush, and Dave marries Richard Hatch of "Survivor I" fame.
September 4, 2000
During a segment called "Summer Memories," Anton recalls being attacked by a giant mosquito. Later, Carson Daly plugs "TRL."
September 5, 2000
After reviewing stills of Dave's hand being stitched up, we're ready for the removal of the stitches, simulcast on www.cbs.com/lat...Read more
September 6, 2000
Alan interrupts Dave, claiming Monday was his 5th anniversary working on the show. He's mad because Dave forgot. He runs out int...Read more
September 7, 2000
An audience member from Buffalo named Mel Chastain plays "Know Your Professional Bill Gates Lookalikes." Dave likes her so much t...Read more
September 8, 2000
CBS Mailbag: Dave teaches grade school, while "AP writer Adam Klymer" (the scribe Dubya referred to as a "Major League Asshole," a...Read more
September 11, 2000
Biff blows up a bicycle tube and a soccer ball with a tire pump; Sting and Cheb Mami sing "Desert Rose."
September 12, 2000
How Many Guys in Cat Suits Can Fit into a Coffee Shop? Walking in with no resistance are seven cats, a dog, Santa, a guy in a red...Read more
September 13, 2000
A "Banned from the Classroom" bit includes a jar of spit ball spit; Jack Daniels drink boxes; Professor George W. Bush's Build You...Read more
September 14, 2000
Warren Zevon fills in for Paul Shaffer, who was sick that night.
September 15, 2000
Nadine and Andrea rescue Calvert from under Dave's desk again. Later, Dave shows a "new" Hillary Clinton ad.
September 25, 2000
Dave goes on another lengthy tirade, correcting an article that appeared in yesterday's New York Times Magazine, calling Rush Limb...Read more
September 26, 2000
Dave gives the results of Olympic events before they air on NBC. Belgium seems to have won all of them except one (Finland).
September 27, 2000
Dave comments on Monday's rant by stating that while he has never been a non-voting Republican (according to the Times Magazine), ...Read more
September 28, 2000
Dave begins the evening by announcing, "Tonight is my final performance." Meanwhile, Vince Gill sits in, and presidential candida...Read more
September 29, 2000
Dave makes another Ball State Football Update, declaring last week's 74-0 trouncing by Kansas State as being closer than the score...Read more
October 2, 2000
A segment called "What's On TV This Week" is interrupted by two guys who burst into the theater fighting. Later, Tom Cavanaugh pr...Read more
October 3, 2000
"Late Show Iron Chef" -- Joe G. vs. Rupert Jee, Round 2: Rupert makes an omelet with Cajun spices, while Joe G makes a ham calzone...Read more
October 4, 2000
Paul's sick tonight, so Anton's in charge and Cliff Carter sits in on keyboards. Dave calls "Paul" (who has a nasty upper respira...Read more
October 5, 2000
Biff plays "Super Unlabeled Canned Goods of the Night" (now with institutional-sized cans). Biff tastes chili, but Warren thinks ...Read more
October 9, 2000
Since Paul's still sick, a guy comes out to show what Paul would have worn tonight; Eddie Brill fills in for Alan; Al Rent of Ball...Read more
October 6, 2000
Dave welcomes Rulon Gardner, who won the gold medal in wrestling at the Sydney Olmypics. Later, Warren Zevon promotes his new album.
October 10, 2000
Barry White impersonates Paul via telephone yet again; after the latest edition of "Pat and Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts," Alan pl...Read more
October 11, 2000
Calvert grabs a Kleenex® from Dave's desk during the jokes; Warren Zevon is still sitting in for Paul, who has developed pneumonia...Read more
October 12, 2000
Like he has on previous nights, Calvert walks through during the monologue. Tonight, he goes to Dave's desk, picks up the phone an...Read more
October 13, 2000
During tonight's "Alan Kalter's Campaign Round-Up," the announcer sings an impromptu rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out"; George C...Read more
October 16, 2000
Paul's back and finished with his lengthy bout with pneumonia; throughout the week Dave introduces vegetables that didn't win a pr...Read more
October 17, 2000
Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande come out (a day late) with roses for Paul to celebrate his return. Dave announces that he's not ...Read more
October 18, 2000
Dave lists some rejected Ball State mascot names from long ago, and learns that their previous nickname was the "Hoosieroons." So...Read more
October 19, 2000
After months of fruitless attempts, Dave finally lands Republican presidential candidate George Walker Bush as a guest on the show...Read more
October 20, 2000
Dave show clip of Gov George bush from yesterdays show where bush cleans his glasses with sweater of lady standing next to him d...Read more
October 30, 2000
Episode 41 of Season 8 premiered on October 30, 2000
October 31, 2000
During the annual "Halloween Costumes" segment, Calvert claims a dead fish as his treat and Dave's car the morning after All Hallo...Read more
November 1, 2000
Calvert stands right smack in front of Dave at his desk and has to be shooed away; Biff, with a little help from Benny Agbayani, d...Read more
November 2, 2000
Dave calls Biff out to answer the question of an audience member: "Does he sleep with his headset on?" Of course he does. Later,...Read more
November 3, 2000
Madonna makes her first guest appearance in over six years.
November 6, 2000
Dave reports that before the show he was trying to trim his hair above his ears and accidentally buzzed himself in the lobe; the w...Read more
November 8, 2000
It's the day after the infamous presidential election, so Calvert walks onstage and asks Dave, "How'd Nixon do?" Later, Dave show...Read more
November 9, 2000
Calvert comes by for a smoke, then sings "Who Let the Dogs Out?" with Alan; Cokie Roberts offers her predictions on the election r...Read more
November 10, 2000
Calvert interrupts the jokes, asking for a sandwich; during "CBS Mailbag," Dave makes a quick trip to Europe to visit his three Du...Read more
November 13, 2000
During the monologue, Dave does a "Classic Clinton Joke": "He's so fat he can't see who he's having sex with." Also, Biff reports...Read more
November 14, 2000
Calvert comes out to tear up the cue card for the Classic Clinton Joke; Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; Alan cong...Read more
November 15, 2000
Calvert serves Dave some coffee; Mike Myers shows a clip from a movie he made when he was 13.
November 16, 2000
Calvert comes out to clean his glasses on Dave's jacket; Michael McDonald (of Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers fame) sits in; the sh...Read more
November 17, 2000
Anton tells about his troubles with a kid on Halloween; Dave's interview with Val Kilmer goes horribly awry.
November 20, 2000
After having one flag put on the set last night, Dave now has two flags behind his desk so he can "look more presidential." Later...Read more
November 21, 2000
Calvert comes out dressed like Dave and inspects a ballot; Dave demonstrates his improved facial maneuverability, and then thanks ...Read more
November 22, 2000
Calvert comes out to comb his hair, and leaves the stage to a standing ovation. Also, Richard Simmons comes out in an orange and ...Read more
November 23, 2000
Dave apologizes for last night's show. Later, he shows highlights from the staff Thanksgiving Party, during which Dave dresses as...Read more
November 24, 2000
Calvert applies Chap Stick to his face; Dave finally gives an explanation for his behavior two nights ago (something involving how...Read more
November 27, 2000
Calvert comes out with a remote control to zap Dave; a tiger cub belonging to Jack Hanna develops a strange fondness for Dave.
November 28, 2000
Rather than do something, Calvert walks onstage, stands next to Dave for ten seconds, then walks away; Dave now has twelve flags b...Read more
November 29, 2000
Calvert cleans the cameras; Dave refers to Paul as "President-elect Paul W. Shaffer;" Dave mentions that magician David Blaine is ...Read more
December 11, 2000
Calvert walks onstage drinking a quart of egg nog straight out of the carton; to promote Dave's upcoming appearance in Bosnia, Bif...Read more
December 12, 2000
Calvert drinks more egg nog; Charles Grodin; 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup champion Bobby Labonte; Dave shows outtake footage of last ni...Read more
December 13, 2000
Dave shows a picture of President-elect Bush wearing a funny cowboy hat; in case there are any updates on tonight's decision, live...Read more
December 14, 2000
Dave shows a clip of MSNBC's Bob Kur mumbling during his report of last night's Supreme Court decision; an audience member tries t...Read more
December 15, 2000
Paul walks over to adjust Dave's shirt; Calvert drinks more egg nog; during Mailbag, we watch "Dave's Trip to Norway," in which he...Read more
December 18, 2000
Dave shows a clip of President-elect Bush and Colin Powell hugging rather awkwardly; Rupert, Mujibur, Sirajul, and Joe G. decorate...Read more
December 19, 2000
It's "Bosnia Night" on the Late Show: Dave wears night-vision goggles during the monologue; the audience consists entirely of memb...Read more
December 20, 2000
In honor of his 35 years with CBS, Dave gives cameraman Dave Dorsett a fake Christmas gift; Dave announces that staff morale at th...Read more
December 21, 2000
Calvert sprays snow from a can on a camera lens. Dave squeegees it, but he gets the foam all over his suit. Also, comedian John ...Read more
December 22, 2000
Calvert is dressed as Santa; during Mailbag, Alan prepares for a role in a porno movie by sitting in a bathtub filled with egg nog...Read more
December 26, 2000
Calvert comes out with his shiny new scooter; Dave asks Steph/Monty to tape "Jackass" for him; Paul discusses Hanukkah, then admit...Read more
December 27, 2000
Dave tells 10 "It's so cold..." jokes; Dave, Rupert and others bid a fond farewell to Joe G. Pizza, which is moving to W. 56th Str...Read more
December 28, 2000
Dave has a special new year's message for the kids (not to mention his biker buddies): "Ride straight." Also, Dave tells six more ...Read more
December 29, 2000
Episode 76 of Season 8 premiered on December 29, 2000
January 8, 2001
Dave mentions that Ed won a People's Choice Award for Best New Series. He says he's never won one "because the people don't like m...Read more
January 9, 2001
An old man resembling Calvert walks onstage after the monologue; 60's pop singer Jackie DeShannon sits in and croons some of her b...Read more
January 10, 2001
The old guy/Calvert surrogate from last night stares blankly at the camera; Dave asks Steph/Monty for dental tools; another "Day i...Read more
January 11, 2001
Throughout the night, Giants placekicker Brad Deluiso kicks field goals. Also, Kim Cattrall claims Garry Shandling tried to set he...Read more
January 12, 2001
Mailbag: Pat Farmer wears a skirt, while a hot dog vender (Michael Z. McIntee) sells Dave a hot dog with "I love you" spelled in mustard.
January 15, 2001
Dave shows a photo of a cake Dorothy made to commemorate the one-year anniversary of his quintuple-bypass; Dave asks Steph/Monty f...Read more
January 16, 2001
Dave starts off the show by discussing the launch of Oprah's new magazine, and then he shows a copy of Martha Stewart's rag, claim...Read more
January 17, 2001
Dave complains that his chair is not as comfortable as he would like it to be, then hypothesizes that it's the lumbar adjustment t...Read more
January 18, 2001
Dave admits that he's addicted to carbohydrates; NYC Chief of Police Bill DeLace gives snow survival tips; Dave shows two clips of...Read more
January 19, 2001
On the eve of President Bush's inauguration, Dave tells one last "Classic Clinton Joke" from 1998. Also, during Mailbag, the staff...Read more
January 29, 2001
Dave comments on yesterday's Giants-Ravens Super Bowl, then shows footage of MVP Ray Lewis with confetti stuck on his face. Also,...Read more
January 30, 2001
Throughout the night, various celebrities (such as Regis and Dave) endorse a "Hacking Cough of the Night." Also, Biff introduces ...Read more
January 31, 2001
Dave demands that Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass" appear on the show; Dave shows a clip of President Bush slapping the first lady ...Read more
February 1, 2001
Dave casually mentions that today is the nineteenth anniversary of his first foray into late night, and Nancy Agostini and Mike Mc...Read more
February 2, 2001
During Mailbag, Harold Larkin goes to Jupiter, then looses his pants due to their extreme gravity; Alan Kalter discusses Good Morn...Read more
February 5, 2001
Dave's desk has been repainted a gaudy light blue; Dave rants about last Saturday's debut of the XFL, demanding that the players h...Read more
February 6, 2001
Dave mentions that the front of his desk was painted blue the previous weekend, and now we know why: it's a makeshift screen for p...Read more
February 7, 2001
In conjunction with a certain upstart football league, Dave announces that the show will change its name to "XLS- the Extreme Late...Read more
February 8, 2001
Biff reports from Bloomfield, Connecticut; an audience member plays Chopin on Paul's piano; history repeats itself as Dave announc...Read more
February 9, 2001
For the last month or so, a little old man walks onstage during the monologue, stands next to Dave, and walks away. Tonight, ther...Read more
February 12, 2001
Dave engages in a lengthy discussion about stomach flu, then calls Art Kelly upstairs to inquire about staff members with the viru...Read more
February 13, 2001
It's milestone in the long and celebrated history of "Stupid Pet Tricks" as Regis the duck eats cottage cheese out of owner Rebecc...Read more
February 14, 2001
Dave shows a Valentine's Day bouquet he claims came from Jackass star Johnny Knoxville; Dave comments on last night's grotesque St...Read more
February 15, 2001
Dave announces that last night's show has been pardoned by ex-President Clinton; daredevil Steve Direnzo jumps off the roof of the...Read more
February 16, 2001
A segment called "Dave's Henchmen Force a Price Waterhouse Executive to Reveal the Best-Picture Winner" pretty much explains itsel...Read more
February 19, 2001
Dave goes on one of his all-time greatest rants, this time protesting the inhumane conditions on Survivor: Outback, then chastises...Read more
February 20, 2001
Alan Kalter interrupts Dave with a few seductive words for Jennifer Lopez on the occasion of her break-up with Sean "Puff Daddy" C...Read more
February 21, 2001
Throughout the night, Don Hewitt (aka the Man on Fire) is body-checked by several New York Rangers; during Mailbag, an audience wo...Read more
February 22, 2001
George Clarke interrogates celebrites at last night's Grammys; ten grade-schoolers from Bowie, Maryland present the Top Ten; live ...Read more
February 23, 2001
Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave) and Billy Preston sit in; Kansas State University high jumper Nathen Leeper can't demonstrate his talent...Read more
February 26, 2001
Dave shows off his brand new desk, then complains that he has nothing worth asking to "Survivor: Outback" loser Kimmi Kappenberg; ...Read more
February 27, 2001
Dave shows the woman/duck and "rabid dingo" clips yet again; Dave discusses the new theory that a meteorite may prove life on Mars...Read more
February 28, 2001
Dave announces that after a recent awkward experience, he will no longer attend network meetings of any kind; Les Moonves and Fide...Read more
March 1, 2001
Dave sheds more light on his rant from the previous night, asking Paul if an network exec has ever said to him, "Do you have a pro...Read more
March 2, 2001
Mailbag: "My son Tommy turns five on Saturday. Will you come to his party?" Dave says he'd love to, then drives over to the kid's ...Read more
March 12, 2001
Dave introduces himself as "David Letterman… TV badass"; Dave discusses the handling of the non-surviving Survivor: Outback cont...Read more
March 13, 2001
Throughout the night, Pat Farmer shoots hoops on the roof.
March 14, 2001
Dave says he's finished sending lemon trees to guests he may have irritated, then makes his NCAA Tournament picks. Also, througho...Read more
March 19, 2001
The suit that Paul's wearing tonight reminds Dave of Colonel Harland Sanders; the band plays songs by The Mamas and the Papas, in ...Read more
March 20, 2001
Johnny Johnson and James Burton sit in with the band; Dave shows footage of MIR returning to earth, only to decimate the camp wher...Read more
March 21, 2001
Dave introduces the bandleader as "Paul W. Shaffer"; the "spring flying rat migration" is observed outside; Bill DeLace does a hid...Read more
March 26, 2001
A segment called "What We Love about Spring in New York" finds George Clarke in his favorite sundress and Harold Larkin beating th...Read more
March 27, 2001
Dave announces he's feuding with AOL, claiming that they're "a rinky dink little deal" and that the "bastard geeks" are monitoring...Read more
March 28, 2001
A really tall guy (approximately 6' 8") sits in with the band; Biff goes to Chappaqua, New York to gather gossip on the Clintons; ...Read more
March 29, 2001
Paul's weekend plans are somehow incorporated into "Know Your Current Events," while Dave finally meets his hero du jour, Johnny Knoxville of Jackass.
March 30, 2001
At the end of the monologue, Dave does his suit-modeling shtick; during Mailbag, Dave gets included in this year's Academy Award "...Read more
April 2, 2001
Dave and Paul announce that on Friday a 40-piece orchestra will be sitting in onstage later in the week; Dave rants about AOL agai...Read more
April 3, 2001
Dave claims he's been sending tons of obscene e-mail to AOL and that is ready to sue them for monitoring everyone's messages; Biff...Read more
April 4, 2001
The "Late Show All-Star Security Camera" finds 70's sitcom star Gabe Kaplan trying to sneak inside the theater; Dave and Gaines ar...Read more
April 5, 2001
Dave tells a lengthy "driving home on 684" story, and later he chats with a pair of fraturnal twins that recently interviewed form...Read more
April 6, 2001
After four days in the making, it's "Orchestra Night" at the Late Show, with fifty combined strings, brass, and woodwind players t...Read more
April 9, 2001
Dave fumes over the reworked DVD edition of Lawrence of Arabia, and Jerry Foley letterboxes Dave and turns him blue to show the ho...Read more
April 10, 2001
Episode 129 of Season 8 premiered on April 10, 2001
April 11, 2001
Dave returns to last night's rant about his faulty Lawrence of Arabia DVD, and announces that the producers sent him a new copy to...Read more
April 12, 2001
Dave celebrates birthday #54 by repeatedly showing a Gap ad featuring a very comely woman dancing/walking; we are treated to a cli...Read more
April 13, 2001
CBS Mailbag: "Who does your taxes?" Dave points out that someone named Jimmy does his taxes, and via flashback, we learn Jimmy is ...Read more
April 23, 2001
Dave looks back at all the interviews he's done with booted Survivor contestants, then gives his usual cold-shoulder approach to 5...Read more
April 24, 2001
Dave announces the woman from the Gap commercials is going to be on the show later this month, and then grumbles that he's given t...Read more
April 25, 2001
Dave reports CBS sales figures the Late Show has run about $750,000 worth of free Gap® commercials so far, and for the first fifte...Read more
April 26, 2001
Throughout the night, "Gap Girl" Melissa Bernheim dances onstage; Dave mentions his victory at last night's American Comedy Awards...Read more
April 27, 2001
Melissa Bernheim dances onstage again; during Mailbag, Dave's middle initial is added to the theatre marquee, but if falls off and...Read more
April 30, 2001
Dave comments on Survivor contestant Elizabeth Filarski's hair loss and how the producers of the show did not come to her aid; Dav...Read more
May 1, 2001
Dave says the ladies on staff at the Empire State Building gave him a private viewing at the Hayden Planetarium. Also, Dave shows...Read more
May 2, 2001
Dave tells multiple "It was so hot today…" jokes; the outside cam catches a doctor at a sidewalk booth doing laser eye surgery w...Read more
May 3, 2001
Dave announces he's the real Survivor; all sixteen of the show's most recent contestants present the Top Ten; Stevie Nicks performs "Candlebright."
May 4, 2001
Shuggie Otis sits in on guitar, and later the band performs his one and only hit, "Strawberry Letter 23." Also, during Mailbag, G...Read more
May 7, 2001
Dave mentions the Kentucky Derby, then whines about not getting to hear Dave Johnson saying "…and down the stretch they come!" L...Read more
May 8, 2001
Episode 144 of Season 8 premiered on May 8, 2001
May 9, 2001
In her first appearance on the show, intuitive Deborah Lynn attempts to get George Clooney's phone number. She gives Dave a rando...Read more
May 10, 2001
Dave rants about last night's Country Music Awards, claiming it's not "real country" anymore; Harold Larkin addresses an important...Read more
May 11, 2001
Mailbag: "I'm going to see a movie this weekend. Which one should I see?" Dave introduces a segment called "Kenny Sheehan's Movie ...Read more
May 14, 2001
Dave calls Art Kelly (the theater receptionist) about a possibly offensive joke from last Fridays' monologue involving Miss Columb...Read more
May 15, 2001
Returning to last night's controversy, Dave announces Miss Columbia 2001 will be a guest on Thursday's show, then profusely apolog...Read more
May 16, 2001
Dave tells a string of "It's so dry…" jokes during the monologue; David Byrne performs "Like Humans Do."
May 17, 2001
A technical issue near Paul's keyboards is repaired in the middle of the first act; Dave mentions that a cover of The Weathergirls...Read more
May 18, 2001
Mailbag: harp player Gloria Agostini plays live accompaniment for the chin-rubbing flashbacks, Anton feeds his goldfish chips and ...Read more
May 21, 2001
Buddy Guy sits in on guitar; Dave congratulates Regis on his much-deserved Daytime Emmy win; Steph/Monty tells an amusing story ab...Read more
May 22, 2001
Dave shows the audience his favorite (bogus) moment from last night's show: astronaut/billionaire Dennis Tito vaporizing Dave's he...Read more
May 23, 2001
Ray Benson sits in; "NYPD Chief of Police" William DeLace gives tips to college grads; baseball great Lawrence "Yogi" Berra promot...Read more
May 24, 2001
Dave celebrates Bob Dylan's 60th birthday with concert footage of a very old man struggling to play the guitar; Tony Orlando inter...Read more
May 25, 2001
Mailbag: "Have you ever seen the Monkey Man?" Dave introduces the Monkey Man, who as any keen-eyed viewer can attest, is actually...Read more
June 4, 2001
Dave presents the new studio floor, which is now dark blue after several years of being crimson red; Dave admits he's having probl...Read more
June 5, 2001
Paul accidentally interrupts the monologue by getting attacked by a bee during the monologue, and Dave gives him grief for the remainder of the show.
June 6, 2001
It's time for a segment called "For the Kids." George Clarke hogs the attention of an ice cream vendor, a Toys r Us employee takes...Read more
June 7, 2001
Dave drones on and on about a buzzkill staffer who declined Dave's offer of a free apple; in honor of this unknown staffer, Paul r...Read more
June 8, 2001
During Mailbag, Dave is repelled by President Bush's daughter "Debbie" (Gerard); ten CBS affiliate weathermen present the Top Ten;...Read more
June 11, 2001
Dave criticizes the Los Angeles Lakers' "pixie" jerseys; Dave shows news footage of a bear in somebody's swimming pool, and then c...Read more
June 12, 2001
Paul wins the latest round of "Late Show Pay Phone Trifecta"; Dave chats with Steph/Monty via telephone to discuss a blind date th...Read more
June 13, 2001
Dave helps Paul with some computer problems; in honor of the coming demise of Bozo the Clown, Dave shows (bogus) footage of the ki...Read more
June 14, 2001
Dave continues to discuss the retirement of Bozo the Clown, but his remarks about big, red, ugly hair results in an inevitable his...Read more
June 15, 2001
Mailbag: "Can I host the show for a few minutes?" Sure enough, viewer Jason Lynch is hosting the show, while Dave sits in the gree...Read more
June 18, 2001
After Paul admits that he doesn't recall what he looks like, Dave calls receptionist Art Kelly to ask if he's ever been formally i...Read more
June 19, 2001
Team Rahal racer Kenny Brack inexpicably sits in on guitar, while David Sedaris reads a selection from his new book.
June 20, 2001
A remarkably slim and trim Biff introduces footage of him hanging out at the Grand Prix in Detroit. Also, Dave and Paul (of all p...Read more
June 21, 2001
Paul sits in the guest chair for five minutes so he can promote Cover Wars, a new game show he's hosting on VH1. Also, Alan annou...Read more
June 22, 2001
Mailbag: "What would you do if the world was coming to an end?" Dave admits he doesn't know much about this topic, so he introduc...Read more
June 25, 2001
Dave has another rant about his computer problems, claiming that Late Show techno-guru Walter Kim keeps coming to his house on wee...Read more
June 26, 2001
Dave continues to steam over his technological issues; Catherine Zeta-Jones calls Dave "Jay" and profusely apologizes; Depeche Mod...Read more
June 27, 2001
Dave's computer problems only get worse, as he couldn't name a certain part he needed, causing IBM to send him the wrong part. Al...Read more
June 28, 2001
Dave goes on a spiel about the traffic on the interstate this morning; an "Incredible Dog Challenge" is held outside, with the win...Read more
June 29, 2001
Mailbag: all of tonight's letters are read by James Earl Jones, George Clarke's flashback to a night of sex and gambling is sponso...Read more
July 9, 2001
Dave announces that he may have parasites crawling around head, prompting Paul to call him a "maggot brain"; Dave and Steph/Monty ...Read more
July 10, 2001
Dave announces that Jude Brennan's cousin (a parasite expert) has told him that there's nothing to worry about. Also, on a remark...Read more
July 11, 2001
Dave grumbles about the lack of quality guests appearing on the show, during which Paul comments on his inappropriate question tow...Read more
July 12, 2001
Dave theorizes on the show's four Emmy nominations (announced earlier that day)- either no one's watching or the voters don't care...Read more
July 13, 2001
Dave introduces "live satellite feed" of President Bush staring of into space; during Mailbag, Alan throws one of tonight's letter...Read more
July 16, 2001
Rather than come out of nowhere, Dave orders the muscle guy to pummel Alan; during a segment called "Summertime Leftovers," Dave o...Read more
July 17, 2001
Alan is caught nibbling on a pizza, but surprisingly doesn't get beaten up; Dave makes a snarky comment about Jay Leno's chin; for...Read more
July 18, 2001
Alan orders a pizza, and the delivery guy beats him up; live via satellite from the Indianapolis suburbs, Dorothy celebrates her 8...Read more
July 19, 2001
Another pizza for Alan results in another beating for Alan; Dave shows a photo of the FBI Building with the "I" missing; Joan Osbo...Read more
July 20, 2001
Dave brags about his mom's 80th birthday "whoop-tee-doo and grabass" this weekend; during Mailbag, Dave rescues Paul from The Man ...Read more
July 23, 2001
A celebration for Calvert's 80th birthday turns into an excuse for Dave to ignore him and flirt with the Hi-Ho girls; Dave chats w...Read more
July 24, 2001
Delbert McClinton sits in; Steph/Monty (live via telephone from the 12th floor) discusses in length her plans from last weekend; T...Read more
July 25, 2001
Dave proudly announces that he's wearing orange socks tonight, but only so he can shove Steph's face into a birthday cake after th...Read more
July 26, 2001
The tambourine player sitting in with the band beats up Alan; Dave shows another old comedy clip to kill time (Show #818, Dave's h...Read more
July 27, 2001
Mailbag: "How long has Paul been bald?" Dave fears that this might be a sensitive question, but Paul rubs his chin anyway. A fla...Read more
July 30, 2001
Some guy dressed up as "Lance Armstrong" comes onstage on a bicycle and beats up Alan, then runs over to Hello Deli to pummel Rupe...Read more
July 31, 2001
Dave makes Rupert play a deli-themed version of "Beat the Clock." Later, after his conversation with Sean Combs goes longer than ...Read more
August 1, 2001
Episode 195 of Season 8 premiered on August 1, 2001
August 2, 2001
Episode 196 of Season 8 premiered on August 2, 2001
August 3, 2001
Episode 197 of Season 8 premiered on August 3, 2001