Season 7 (1999)

Kevin James, Sheryl Crow
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September 7, 1999

Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special.

Ricki Lake, Kid Rock
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September 8, 1999

Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah.

Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical Brothers
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September 9, 1999

Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's.

Queen Latifah, John Popper
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September 10, 1999

John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag.

John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci Griffith
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September 13, 1999

George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at...Read more

Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie Chicks
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September 14, 1999

Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course.

John Leguizamo, Meat Loaf
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September 15, 1999

Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama.""

Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine Aguilera
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September 16, 1999

With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in ...Read more

Heather Locklear, Keyshawn Johnson
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September 17, 1999

During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead.

Michael J. Fox, Heather French
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September 20, 1999

Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS.

Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald
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September 21, 1999

Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man.""

Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy Travis
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September 22, 1999

Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopardy.""

Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger Ebert
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September 23, 1999

Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show.

Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar Ray
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September 24, 1999

During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial.

Kevin Pollak, Tom Waits
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September 27, 1999

Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn.

Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda Rondstadt
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September 28, 1999

Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan pr...Read more

Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole Band
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September 29, 1999

Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta ...Read more

Kevin Spacey, Eurythmics
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September 30, 1999

Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""T...Read more

Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Gayheart
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October 1, 1999

Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under...Read more

Harrison Ford, David Bowie
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October 4, 1999

""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child.""

Dan Quayle, Melissa Ethridge
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October 5, 1999

Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonigh...Read more

Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth Hart
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October 6, 1999

Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they'...Read more

Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ Top
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October 7, 1999

A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks.

Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, Sting
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October 8, 1999

1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day.""

Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell
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October 11, 1999

Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis.

Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett
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October 12, 1999

Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration.

Farrah Fawcett
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October 13, 1999

The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopte...Read more

John Malkovich, Harland Williams
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October 14, 1999

Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and get...Read more

Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, Moby
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October 15, 1999

During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""T...Read more

Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social Club
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October 25, 1999

Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst o...Read more

John Cusack, Bob Sarlatte, LeAnn Rimes
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October 26, 1999

Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street report.

Martha Stewart, Martin Scorcese, Ricky Martin
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October 27, 1999

Martha Stewart makes Halloween treats; Jets QB Vinny Testaverde helps with the annual ""Halloween Costumes"" segment.

Joe Torre, Denzel Washington
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October 28, 1999

Security boss Bill DeLace disrupts last night's Gore-Bradley debate; your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees present the Top Ten...Read more

Meryl Streep, Natalie Merchant
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October 29, 1999

Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine...Read more

Luke Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Garbage
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November 1, 1999

Dave tells a lengthy Halloween candy story, then incorporates his voice into the talking dog from those ""Taco Bell"" commercials.

Lauren Holly, Jimmy Fallon, Rage Against the Machine
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November 2, 1999

Dave says hello to all the folks in King's Height Rest Home in New York; Rage Against the Machine performs ""War Within a Breath""...Read more

Bill Cosby, Milla Jovovich
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November 3, 1999

14-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin ...Read more

Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem Violinists
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November 4, 1999

A cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orb...Read more

Regis Philbin, Mitch Hedberg
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November 5, 1999

Live via satellite, a lone microphone stands in the sun for an open mike night in the Mojave Desert. Also, Dr. Lou Arrone gives f...Read more

Woody Harrelson, Bobby Rahal
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November 8, 1999

NYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff me...Read more

Don Rickles, Jane Clayson
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November 9, 1999

Dave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); ...Read more

Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie C
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November 10, 1999

Dave announces the premiere of ""Good Old-Fashioned Fun,"" which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Muji...Read more

Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted Alexandro
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November 11, 1999

Dave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles ...Read more

Stupid Human Tricks, Johnny Depp
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November 12, 1999

Jay Johnson gives a tour of the set of ""The Early Show with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson."" Also, Dr. Lou Arrone does his seaso...Read more

Claudia Schiffer, Chris Cornell
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November 15, 1999

Dave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant G...Read more

Will Smith, Creed
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November 16, 1999

Dave looks over the 2000 Places Rated Almanac, and then calls Donald Green, the mayor of Kankakee, Illinois, the city which rated ...Read more

Anthony Edwards, Yasmine Bleeth
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November 17, 1999

During a segment called ""What They're Doing to Boost Their Ratings,"" magician John Bundy makes a cue card disappear.

Evander Holyfield, Ted Danson, Counting Crows
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November 18, 1999

Ted Danson plugs ""Becker,"" while Dave demands that #5 in the Top Ten be rewritten at the last minute.

Gabriel Byrne, Mark Borchardt
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November 19, 1999

Gabriel Bryne plugs ""End of Days,"" while Dave says hi to Mark Borchardt's friend Mike.

Bryant Gumbel, John Carpenter, Tony Bennett
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November 22, 1999

Dave, Bill DeLace, Pat Farmer, Biff, intern Laura McCloud, Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, Paul, Tommy Gordon, and George Clarke comm...Read more

Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlotte Church
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November 23, 1999

Tony Mendez and Bill DeLace star in the new CBS midseason replacement series ""Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump."" Also, Kat...Read more

Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Third Eye Blind
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November 24, 1999

""Biff Henderson's America"" visits the ranching community of Meeteetse, WY.

George Carlin, Jewel
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November 25, 1999

Live via satellite from Indianapolis, Mrs. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for Than...Read more

Stupid Pet Tricks, William Baldwin
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November 26, 1999

A dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementione...Read more

Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. Blige
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November 29, 1999

During the segment ""The Best and Worst of the Millennium,"" an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, d...Read more

Jenny McCarthy, Martha Stewart, Foo Fighters
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November 30, 1999

Dave announces Monica Lewinsky is dating a former LSDL writer; a customer at Joe G's becomes the subject of his own ""E! True Holl...Read more

Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. John
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December 1, 1999

Glen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in wit...Read more

Patrick Stewart, Al Franken, Bob Marley
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December 2, 1999

For the umpteenth time this year, Dave orders Inky to spit out his gum; in honor of the Pokemon craze, Dave and the audience play ...Read more

Geena Davis, Bill Murray, Fiona Apple
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December 3, 1999

Episode 59 of Season 7 premiered on December 3, 1999

Courtney Love, Tori Murden, R.E.M.
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December 13, 1999

Episode 60 of Season 7 premiered on December 13, 1999

Gwyneth Paltrow, Blondie
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December 14, 1999

Episode 61 of Season 7 premiered on December 14, 1999

Danny DeVito, Harry Smith
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December 15, 1999

Throughout the night, various members of the Philadelphia Flyers shoot pucks at a cardboard cutout of Dave. Also, the Turkish guy...Read more

Jim Carrey, Alanis Morrisette
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December 16, 1999

Episode 63 of Season 7 premiered on December 16, 1999

Joe Breen, Jude Law
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December 17, 1999

Episode 64 of Season 7 premiered on December 17, 1999

Tom Brokaw, Alex Kingston, Run DMC
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December 20, 1999

Episode 65 of Season 7 premiered on December 20, 1999

Emily Watson, LL Cool J
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December 21, 1999

Episode 66 of Season 7 premiered on December 21, 1999

Marv Albert, Heather Matarazzo, Bruce Henderson
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December 22, 1999

Episode 67 of Season 7 premiered on December 22, 1999

Hallie Eisenberg, Jon Witherspoon, Darlene Love
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December 23, 1999

Episode 68 of Season 7 premiered on December 23, 1999

Matt Damon, Q-Tip
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December 27, 1999

Feeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in ""Who Asked For It?"" Patri...Read more

Isabella Rossellini, Bev Tanner
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December 28, 1999

Episode 70 of Season 7 premiered on December 28, 1999

Jay Thomas, Nick Nordberg
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December 29, 1999

Episode 71 of Season 7 premiered on December 29, 1999

Dick Clark, Ralph Charles
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December 30, 1999

Episode 72 of Season 7 premiered on December 30, 1999

Stupid Human Tricks, Kevin James, Brooklyn Philharmonic
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December 31, 1999

Episode 73 of Season 7 premiered on December 31, 1999

Jeff Daniels, Jake Johannsen
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January 3, 2000

Episode 74 of Season 7 premiered on January 3, 2000

Lauren Bacall, Kurt Warner
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January 4, 2000

Episode 75 of Season 7 premiered on January 4, 2000

Bill Pullman, Dan Naturman
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January 5, 2000

Episode 76 of Season 7 premiered on January 5, 2000

George Stephanopoulos, Sue Murphy
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January 6, 2000

Episode 77 of Season 7 premiered on January 6, 2000

Edie Falco, Ray Lucas, Andy Kindler
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January 7, 2000

Episode 78 of Season 7 premiered on January 7, 2000

Kate Winslet, Ice Cube
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January 10, 2000

Episode 79 of Season 7 premiered on January 10, 2000

Woody Harrelson, Shawn Presser, Filter
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January 11, 2000

Episode 80 of Season 7 premiered on January 11, 2000

Hillary Clinton, Art Donovan
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January 12, 2000

Episode 81 of Season 7 premiered on January 12, 2000

Tom Arnold, Art Donovan, Lynryd Skynryd
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January 13, 2000

Dave thanks Rob Burnett for landing Hillary Clinton on the show; Art Donovan plays ping pong with the disgusting Turkish guy; Lyny...Read more

Regis Philbin, Mark Borchardt
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January 14, 2000

Regis comes out for his interview with the disgusting Turkish guy, and later Dave tells him he's scheduled for an angiogram tomorrow morning.

Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis Philbin
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February 7, 2000

It's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass ...Read more

Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVito
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February 8, 2000

""Backstage,"" Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new ""hot seat"" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, ...Read more

Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin Short
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February 9, 2000

Backstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and ...Read more

Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker
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February 10, 2000

Backstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and ""the great"" Pat Farmer. Amongst the cl...Read more

Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal
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February 11, 2000

Backstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a ...Read more

Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray Romano
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February 14, 2000

Backstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th bir...Read more

David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec Baldwin
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February 15, 2000

Backstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butt...Read more

Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don Rickles
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February 16, 2000

Backstage, Day 8: Former ""Tomorrow"" and ""Late Late Show"" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don R...Read more

Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie Hunt
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February 17, 2000

Backstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Da...Read more

Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack Hannah
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February 18, 2000

""Backstage,"" Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn...Read more

Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Foo Fighters
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February 21, 2000

Dave introduces the surgeons that saved his life and welcomes (for the third time in two months) Regis.

Bill Cosby, Heidi Klum, Vince Carter, Dr. Paula Mahone, Dane Cook
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February 22, 2000

Bill Cosby opens up a box of basketball cards with Vince Carter.

Julia Roberts, Israel Perlman
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February 23, 2000

In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to ...Read more

Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda Edar
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February 24, 2000

Kathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Toni...Read more

John Goodman, Norm MacDonald
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February 25, 2000

Mailbag: George Clarke addresses the comments made about his weight problem, and Dave flashes back to when he woke up from surgery...Read more

Drew Carey, Dolly Parton
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February 28, 2000

""Biff Henderson's America"" wrecks havoc in Badger, Minnesota, while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull performs from his new album.

David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals
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February 29, 2000

David Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos.

Kid Turkey Callers, Candice Bergan, Fiona Apple, George W. Bush
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March 1, 2000

Dave continues to rant about decaffeinated coffee; George W. Bush is interrogated live via satellite; Fiona Apple performs ""On The Bound.""

Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin Chenoweth
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March 2, 2000

Nathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he si...Read more

Anjelica Huston, Jayson Williams, Steely Dan
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March 3, 2000

Steely Dan promotes its first album in two decades, ""Two Against Nature.""

Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie Izzard
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March 6, 2000

Paul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upco...Read more

Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97s
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March 7, 2000

Janeane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; ""slide whistle legend"" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting...Read more

Tim Robbins, Melissa Etheridge
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March 8, 2000

During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant...Read more

Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Cindy Margolis, Al Frankin, Rocco DiSpirito
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March 9, 2000

Guest host Dana Carvey chats with former ""SNL"" cronies Jon Lovitz and Al Franken.

Tom Brokaw, Catherine Keener, Bonnie Raitt
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March 10, 2000

Episode 108 of Season 7 premiered on March 10, 2000

Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, Moby
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March 20, 2000

In a remarkably lengthy edition of ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants ...Read more

Matthew Broderick, Patti Smith
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March 21, 2000

Biff devours the first robin of spring; the disgusting Turkish guy disappears; Pat and Kenny toss Matthew Broderick's birthday cake off the roof.

Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie Rhodes
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March 22, 2000

Out on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weir...Read more

Rosie Perez, Robert Klein
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March 27, 2000

Rob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave comments on CBS' new slogan (""The addr...Read more

Minnie Driver, Trisha Yearwood
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March 28, 2000

Cold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick...Read more

Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce Cockburn
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March 29, 2000

Paul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called...Read more

John Cusack, Paul Fiora, Eddie Brill
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March 30, 2000

Dave demonstrates the ""magic"" of decaffeinated coffee by mixing food coloring in water.

David Arquette, Al Green
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March 31, 2000

During Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up...Read more

Brooke Shields, Oliver Platt, Joni Mitchell
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April 3, 2000

Campaign 2000: Dave finds a tick on his suit, panics, calls Dr. Lou Aronne, then shows three ticks close-up using a special camera.

David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou Reed
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April 4, 2000

Dave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwic...Read more

Bonnie Hunt, Shelby Lynne
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April 5, 2000

Episode 119 of Season 7 premiered on April 5, 2000

Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Hannah
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April 6, 2000

Episode 120 of Season 7 premiered on April 6, 2000

Jon Stewart, Faith Hill
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April 7, 2000

Actor Stephen Tobolowsky sits in; during Mailbag, we learn that Tony is Fidel Castro's estranged son; Jon Stewart tries to give Da...Read more

Bill Cosby, Sarah Vowell
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April 10, 2000

Episode 122 of Season 7 premiered on April 10, 2000

Jenna Elfman, Jeff Altman, Children of Uganda
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April 11, 2000

Dave shows a clip of the recent live television remake of Fail Safe to demonstrate how lax CBS is at preventing profanities from b...Read more

Paul Newman, Pearl Jam
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April 12, 2000

Dave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called ""Job Hunting Tips,"" a barber...Read more

Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, Willie Nelson
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April 13, 2000

Campaign 2000: Dave honors a bald audience member. Later, Biff hands out Broadway tickets to two couples in the audience.

Ben Stiller, Brian Regan
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April 14, 2000

Mick Taylor of the Rolling Stones sits in; with nothing to discuss, ""Campaign 2000"" lasts exactly six seconds; during Mailbag, D...Read more

Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical Horizon
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April 24, 2000

Paul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had...Read more

Kristin Johnson, Live
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April 25, 2000

After discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of ""D,"" the Dave magazi...Read more

Dennis Quaid, Nicole Sullivan, Smashing Pumpkins
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April 26, 2000

The INS captures and seizes Tony (twice); Purdue University basketball coach Gene Keady presents the Top Ten; The Smashing Pumpkin...Read more

Salma Hayek, Ray Romano
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April 27, 2000

The INS harasses Tony again; Rob Burnett appears live via satellite from LA for ""Campaign 2000""; Alan and his fat, gender-confus...Read more

Natalie Portman, Lennox Lewis
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April 28, 2000

During Mailbag, Alan admits to doing the deed with Janet Reno; production assistant Jeremy Weiner is subjected to Paul's favorite ...Read more

David Spade, Marion Jones
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May 1, 2000

Jimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homag...Read more

Kim Basinger, Oasis
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May 2, 2000

Live via satellite, we go to Preston Luggage in Dallas for another lengthy chat with Al Cordova and his assistant Kathy. Also, du...Read more

Dana Carvey, Alison Krauss & Union Station
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May 3, 2000

Dave honors ""Great Bald Men throughout History"" (him, Paul, and Dwight D. Eisenhower), while we watch the latest round of ""Biff...Read more

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mitch Hedberg
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May 4, 2000

Julia Louis-Dreyfus sings a song from West Side Story, and Jerry Seinfeld shows up to ""sing"" with her. Also, Dave shows footage...Read more

Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty Bosstones
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May 5, 2000

Dave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave ...Read more

Betty White, Hanson
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May 8, 2000

Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief stat...Read more

John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me Kate
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May 9, 2000

Dave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play ""Would You Like To Win a Phony Ch...Read more

Kelsey Grammer, Caroline Rhea
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May 10, 2000

Dave shows a CNN clip and a newspaper article pertaining to the jury duty controversy; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Paul admits he ha...Read more

Kathie Lee Gifford, Debra Messing
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May 11, 2000

Kathie Lee Gifford discusses her pending departure from her talk show, then ""sings"" ""Love Never Fails.""

Richard Simmons, Sarah Vowell
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May 12, 2000

Rob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher o...Read more

Gillian Anderson, Foo Fighters
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May 15, 2000

Peter Frampton fills in for Felicia Collins, who had a gig; Paul mentions that Anton is getting married over this coming weekend; ...Read more

David Hyde Pierce, Phish
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May 16, 2000

Dave mangles the song ""Memory,"" while Rupert and Tony Randall are invited to ""Campaign 2000"" but have absolutely nothing worth saying.

Hugh Grant, Carly Simon
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May 17, 2000

Campaign 2000: Dave mentions the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, which proceeds into another one of Alan's crying jags.

Jackie Chan, Jim Gaffigan
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May 18, 2000

A man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member...Read more

Ringo Starr, Jane Krakowski
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May 19, 2000

Dave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; T...Read more

Michael J. Fox, Richard Harris
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May 22, 2000

Dave has problems adjusting the lumbar of his chair; Maria Pope brags about sleeping 21 hours straight; Michael J. Fox discusses h...Read more

Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20
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May 23, 2000

Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with...Read more

Nathan Lane, Gloria Estefan
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May 24, 2000

James Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends a couple of days in C...Read more

Sarah Jessica Parker, Penn & Teller
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May 25, 2000

""Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch"" goes to a Pacers playoff game, during which he shoplifts, then harasses a fat guy.

Dan Patrick, Owen Wilson, B.B. King
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May 26, 2000

Dave drops his flipped pencil; during Mailbag, ""Bob Knight"" (Gerard) cannibalizes one of his players; Dave discusses his new chair.

Alicia Silverstone, David Brenner
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June 5, 2000

Episode 152 of Season 7 premiered on June 5, 2000

Lisa Kudrow, Tom Dreesen, Steve Earle and the Dukes
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June 6, 2000

Dave makes his first-ever comments on the CBS' latest hit Survivor, and then brings up jury duty again, exclaiming ""Some dudes will be going down!""

Robert Duvall, Don Henley
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June 7, 2000

Dave says Campaign 2000 is ""largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time."" During tonight's segment, however, Paul o...Read more

Roger Ebert, Nia Long
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June 8, 2000

Dave introduces Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing...Read more

Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'Connor
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June 9, 2000

Paul hosts a game called ""Staffer / Not a Staffer,"" in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He...Read more

Jimmy Connors, David Coulthard
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June 12, 2000

Dave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on fo...Read more

Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon Jovi
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June 13, 2000

Pat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randal...Read more

Calista Flockhart, Isaac Hayes
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June 14, 2000

Dave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and ...Read more

Naomi Campbell, Juan Montoya
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June 15, 2000

An old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduc...Read more

Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & Wilco
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June 16, 2000

Laurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during "...Read more

John McEnroe, Busta Rhymes
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June 19, 2000

Episode 162 of Season 7 premiered on June 19, 2000

Mark Wahlberg, The Deftones
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June 20, 2000

Paul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Laker...Read more

Dana Carvey, No Doubt
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June 21, 2000

Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, ""Rita Buttgas...Read more

Samuel L. Jackson, P.J. Ollson
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June 22, 2000

George continues to hold on to dear life in the boiler room; ""non-surviving Survivor"" Ramona Gray interrupts ""Campaign 2000""; ...Read more

Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory Wayans
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June 23, 2000

Dave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Bi...Read more

Tom Brokaw, Eric Idle
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June 26, 2000

Dave repeats the footage of the dog bite from last week, now claiming that a ""wild dingo"" gave him rabies; Dave says George W. B...Read more

James Belushi, Third Eye Blind
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June 27, 2000

Dave confesses that he has a slight crush on British news anchor Daljit Dhaliwal. Later, Alan interrupts Dave to congratulate the...Read more

Martha Stewart, Travis
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June 28, 2000

Ted Nugent sits in; Dave rants about the ""wild island sex"" on Survivor; Martha Stewart arrives onstage on a red, white and blue ...Read more

George Clooney, Warren Zevon
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June 29, 2000

Maria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favo...Read more

Jay Thomas, David Sedaris
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June 30, 2000

Dave brags that he's going to a gin n' tonic party after the show to look for some babes; during Mailbag, Biff blows Dan Rather's ...Read more

Tom Arnold, Brian Wilson
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July 3, 2000

Dave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in...Read more

National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole Bartusiak
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July 4, 2000

Dave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the...Read more

Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve Earle
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July 5, 2000

The ""Liberty Dancers"" are rechristened ""The 5th of July Dancers""; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subjec...Read more

Daljit Dhaliwal, Shawn Wayans
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July 6, 2000

Dave finally meets Daljit Dhaliwal, who seems more interested in discussing world affairs then responding to Dave's thinly-veiled ...Read more

Jason Alexander, Tracy Chapman
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July 7, 2000

Pat and Kenny replace Dave's chair; Dave welcomes Sgt. John Best of the Marshall (Texas) Police Department as the new co-host of t...Read more

Bruce Willis, Elliot Smith
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July 17, 2000

Dave asks the viewers at home to have a nice, tasty beverage while they watch the show; Survivor tenth-place finisher Gretchen Cor...Read more

Marilu Henner, Dixie Chicks
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July 18, 2000

Live from the theater basement, it's ""Let's Look for Rats."" The piece gets off to a slow start, until Alan runs downstairs to s...Read more

Will Ferrell, Ben Folds Five
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July 19, 2000

Dave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that A...Read more

Jeff Daniels, Bob Sarlatte
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July 20, 2000

Continuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a ""Anna Kournikova Play of the Day"" (footage of her dri...Read more

Jon Stewart, Lucy Pearl
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July 21, 2000

Dave trims off half of his tie; Alan has a crying jag over Kathie Lee Gifford's departure from her daytime talk show; Dave and Jon...Read more

Harrison Ford
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July 24, 2000

Pat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez's puppe...Read more

Don Rickles, Ween
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July 25, 2000

Dave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope tells Dave that the...Read more

Kathie Lee Gifford, Bev Tanner
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July 26, 2000

A new controversy brews as Dave claims he's going to dust his chair for ""ass prints""; Harold Larkin is attacked by a giant can o...Read more

Connie Chung, Harry Hill
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July 27, 2000

An audience member names all ten of her grandkids; the entire theater is filled with mosquito spray; Kathie Lee returns to present the Top Ten.

Roseanne, David Gray
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July 28, 2000

Dave hits Alan with a baseball bat; a blonde woman pretending to be Kathie Lee says goodbye forever to Dave; David Gray performs ""Babylon.""

Edie Falco, Macy Gray
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July 31, 2000

Dave shows (bogus) footage of a guy with defibrillator paddles standing near Dick Cheney during a television interview. Later, Mac...Read more

Nathan Lane, John Pizzarelli Trio
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August 1, 2000

During ""Campaign 2000,"" Tony Randall botches a comedy piece. Later, Nathan Lane talks about his dog and sings.

Joy Philbin, Joe Lockhart
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August 2, 2000

Alan goes berzerk and chases a man outside. Later, Dave chats with President Clinton's press secretary Joe Lockhart.

Al Roker, Craig Ferguson
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August 3, 2000

Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor"" contestant Gervase Peterson. Later, NBC weatherman Al Roker promotes his new book.

Darrell Hammond, Todd Rundgren
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August 4, 2000

During CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate ""Do you like monkeys?"", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after anoth...Read more

Tom Selleck, Jordan
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August 7, 2000

For no apparent reason, the CEO of Qualcomm presents Dave with a check for $25,000. Later, Dave chats with Jean Jordan, the strip...Read more

Al Franken, Guster
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August 8, 2000

""The Late Show Iron Chef"" pits Rupert Jee against Joe G. Rupert wins decisively with his chicken rollatini.

Sam Donaldson, Kid Rock
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August 9, 2000

Biff goes outside to count sweaty people; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Alan interrupts Maria with a soulful rendition of ""Send in the Clowns.""

Jennifer Lopez, Reggie Jones
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August 10, 2000

Paul joins Dave for ""Know Your Jewish U.S. Senators."" During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor I"" runner-up Colleen Haskell.

Vince Vaughn, Eels
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August 11, 2000

Vince Vaughn promotes ""The Cell,"" while Maria expresses her optimism in a possible debate between George W. Bush and Al Gore right here on the show.