September 7, 1999
Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special.
September 8, 1999
Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah.
September 9, 1999
Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's.
September 10, 1999
John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag.
September 13, 1999
George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at...Read more
September 14, 1999
Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course.
September 15, 1999
Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama.""
September 16, 1999
With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in ...Read more
September 17, 1999
During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead.
September 20, 1999
Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS.
September 21, 1999
Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man.""
September 22, 1999
Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopardy.""
September 23, 1999
Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show.
September 24, 1999
During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial.
September 27, 1999
Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn.
September 28, 1999
Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan pr...Read more
September 29, 1999
Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta ...Read more
September 30, 1999
Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""T...Read more
October 1, 1999
Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under...Read more
October 4, 1999
""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child.""
October 5, 1999
Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonigh...Read more
October 6, 1999
Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they'...Read more
October 7, 1999
A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks.
October 8, 1999
1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day.""
October 11, 1999
Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis.
October 12, 1999
Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration.
October 13, 1999
The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopte...Read more
October 14, 1999
Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and get...Read more
October 15, 1999
During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""T...Read more
October 25, 1999
Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst o...Read more
October 26, 1999
Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street report.
October 27, 1999
Martha Stewart makes Halloween treats; Jets QB Vinny Testaverde helps with the annual ""Halloween Costumes"" segment.
October 28, 1999
Security boss Bill DeLace disrupts last night's Gore-Bradley debate; your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees present the Top Ten...Read more
October 29, 1999
Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine...Read more
November 1, 1999
Dave tells a lengthy Halloween candy story, then incorporates his voice into the talking dog from those ""Taco Bell"" commercials.
November 2, 1999
Dave says hello to all the folks in King's Height Rest Home in New York; Rage Against the Machine performs ""War Within a Breath""...Read more
November 3, 1999
14-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin ...Read more
November 4, 1999
A cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orb...Read more
November 5, 1999
Live via satellite, a lone microphone stands in the sun for an open mike night in the Mojave Desert. Also, Dr. Lou Arrone gives f...Read more
November 8, 1999
NYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff me...Read more
November 9, 1999
Dave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); ...Read more
November 10, 1999
Dave announces the premiere of ""Good Old-Fashioned Fun,"" which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Muji...Read more
November 11, 1999
Dave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles ...Read more
November 12, 1999
Jay Johnson gives a tour of the set of ""The Early Show with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson."" Also, Dr. Lou Arrone does his seaso...Read more
November 15, 1999
Dave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant G...Read more
November 16, 1999
Dave looks over the 2000 Places Rated Almanac, and then calls Donald Green, the mayor of Kankakee, Illinois, the city which rated ...Read more
November 17, 1999
During a segment called ""What They're Doing to Boost Their Ratings,"" magician John Bundy makes a cue card disappear.
November 18, 1999
Ted Danson plugs ""Becker,"" while Dave demands that #5 in the Top Ten be rewritten at the last minute.
November 19, 1999
Gabriel Bryne plugs ""End of Days,"" while Dave says hi to Mark Borchardt's friend Mike.
November 22, 1999
Dave, Bill DeLace, Pat Farmer, Biff, intern Laura McCloud, Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, Paul, Tommy Gordon, and George Clarke comm...Read more
November 23, 1999
Tony Mendez and Bill DeLace star in the new CBS midseason replacement series ""Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump."" Also, Kat...Read more
November 24, 1999
""Biff Henderson's America"" visits the ranching community of Meeteetse, WY.
November 25, 1999
Live via satellite from Indianapolis, Mrs. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for Than...Read more
November 26, 1999
A dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementione...Read more
November 29, 1999
During the segment ""The Best and Worst of the Millennium,"" an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, d...Read more
November 30, 1999
Dave announces Monica Lewinsky is dating a former LSDL writer; a customer at Joe G's becomes the subject of his own ""E! True Holl...Read more
December 1, 1999
Glen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in wit...Read more
December 2, 1999
For the umpteenth time this year, Dave orders Inky to spit out his gum; in honor of the Pokemon craze, Dave and the audience play ...Read more
December 3, 1999
Episode 59 of Season 7 premiered on December 3, 1999
December 13, 1999
Episode 60 of Season 7 premiered on December 13, 1999
December 14, 1999
Episode 61 of Season 7 premiered on December 14, 1999
December 15, 1999
Throughout the night, various members of the Philadelphia Flyers shoot pucks at a cardboard cutout of Dave. Also, the Turkish guy...Read more
December 16, 1999
Episode 63 of Season 7 premiered on December 16, 1999
December 17, 1999
Episode 64 of Season 7 premiered on December 17, 1999
December 20, 1999
Episode 65 of Season 7 premiered on December 20, 1999
December 21, 1999
Episode 66 of Season 7 premiered on December 21, 1999
December 22, 1999
Episode 67 of Season 7 premiered on December 22, 1999
December 23, 1999
Episode 68 of Season 7 premiered on December 23, 1999
December 27, 1999
Feeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in ""Who Asked For It?"" Patri...Read more
December 28, 1999
Episode 70 of Season 7 premiered on December 28, 1999
December 29, 1999
Episode 71 of Season 7 premiered on December 29, 1999
December 30, 1999
Episode 72 of Season 7 premiered on December 30, 1999
December 31, 1999
Episode 73 of Season 7 premiered on December 31, 1999
January 3, 2000
Episode 74 of Season 7 premiered on January 3, 2000
January 4, 2000
Episode 75 of Season 7 premiered on January 4, 2000
January 5, 2000
Episode 76 of Season 7 premiered on January 5, 2000
January 6, 2000
Episode 77 of Season 7 premiered on January 6, 2000
January 7, 2000
Episode 78 of Season 7 premiered on January 7, 2000
January 10, 2000
Episode 79 of Season 7 premiered on January 10, 2000
January 11, 2000
Episode 80 of Season 7 premiered on January 11, 2000
January 12, 2000
Episode 81 of Season 7 premiered on January 12, 2000
January 13, 2000
Dave thanks Rob Burnett for landing Hillary Clinton on the show; Art Donovan plays ping pong with the disgusting Turkish guy; Lyny...Read more
January 14, 2000
Regis comes out for his interview with the disgusting Turkish guy, and later Dave tells him he's scheduled for an angiogram tomorrow morning.
February 7, 2000
It's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass ...Read more
February 8, 2000
""Backstage,"" Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new ""hot seat"" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, ...Read more
February 9, 2000
Backstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and ...Read more
February 10, 2000
Backstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and ""the great"" Pat Farmer. Amongst the cl...Read more
February 11, 2000
Backstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a ...Read more
February 14, 2000
Backstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th bir...Read more
February 15, 2000
Backstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butt...Read more
February 16, 2000
Backstage, Day 8: Former ""Tomorrow"" and ""Late Late Show"" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don R...Read more
February 17, 2000
Backstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Da...Read more
February 18, 2000
""Backstage,"" Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn...Read more
February 21, 2000
Dave introduces the surgeons that saved his life and welcomes (for the third time in two months) Regis.
February 22, 2000
Bill Cosby opens up a box of basketball cards with Vince Carter.
February 23, 2000
In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to ...Read more
February 24, 2000
Kathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Toni...Read more
February 25, 2000
Mailbag: George Clarke addresses the comments made about his weight problem, and Dave flashes back to when he woke up from surgery...Read more
February 28, 2000
""Biff Henderson's America"" wrecks havoc in Badger, Minnesota, while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull performs from his new album.
February 29, 2000
David Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos.
March 1, 2000
Dave continues to rant about decaffeinated coffee; George W. Bush is interrogated live via satellite; Fiona Apple performs ""On The Bound.""
March 2, 2000
Nathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he si...Read more
March 3, 2000
Steely Dan promotes its first album in two decades, ""Two Against Nature.""
March 6, 2000
Paul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upco...Read more
March 7, 2000
Janeane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; ""slide whistle legend"" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting...Read more
March 8, 2000
During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant...Read more
March 9, 2000
Guest host Dana Carvey chats with former ""SNL"" cronies Jon Lovitz and Al Franken.
March 10, 2000
Episode 108 of Season 7 premiered on March 10, 2000
March 20, 2000
In a remarkably lengthy edition of ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants ...Read more
March 21, 2000
Biff devours the first robin of spring; the disgusting Turkish guy disappears; Pat and Kenny toss Matthew Broderick's birthday cake off the roof.
March 22, 2000
Out on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weir...Read more
March 27, 2000
Rob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave comments on CBS' new slogan (""The addr...Read more
March 28, 2000
Cold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick...Read more
March 29, 2000
Paul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called...Read more
March 30, 2000
Dave demonstrates the ""magic"" of decaffeinated coffee by mixing food coloring in water.
March 31, 2000
During Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up...Read more
April 3, 2000
Campaign 2000: Dave finds a tick on his suit, panics, calls Dr. Lou Aronne, then shows three ticks close-up using a special camera.
April 4, 2000
Dave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwic...Read more
April 5, 2000
Episode 119 of Season 7 premiered on April 5, 2000
April 6, 2000
Episode 120 of Season 7 premiered on April 6, 2000
April 7, 2000
Actor Stephen Tobolowsky sits in; during Mailbag, we learn that Tony is Fidel Castro's estranged son; Jon Stewart tries to give Da...Read more
April 10, 2000
Episode 122 of Season 7 premiered on April 10, 2000
April 11, 2000
Dave shows a clip of the recent live television remake of Fail Safe to demonstrate how lax CBS is at preventing profanities from b...Read more
April 12, 2000
Dave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called ""Job Hunting Tips,"" a barber...Read more
April 13, 2000
Campaign 2000: Dave honors a bald audience member. Later, Biff hands out Broadway tickets to two couples in the audience.
April 14, 2000
Mick Taylor of the Rolling Stones sits in; with nothing to discuss, ""Campaign 2000"" lasts exactly six seconds; during Mailbag, D...Read more
April 24, 2000
Paul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had...Read more
April 25, 2000
After discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of ""D,"" the Dave magazi...Read more
April 26, 2000
The INS captures and seizes Tony (twice); Purdue University basketball coach Gene Keady presents the Top Ten; The Smashing Pumpkin...Read more
April 27, 2000
The INS harasses Tony again; Rob Burnett appears live via satellite from LA for ""Campaign 2000""; Alan and his fat, gender-confus...Read more
April 28, 2000
During Mailbag, Alan admits to doing the deed with Janet Reno; production assistant Jeremy Weiner is subjected to Paul's favorite ...Read more
May 1, 2000
Jimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homag...Read more
May 2, 2000
Live via satellite, we go to Preston Luggage in Dallas for another lengthy chat with Al Cordova and his assistant Kathy. Also, du...Read more
May 3, 2000
Dave honors ""Great Bald Men throughout History"" (him, Paul, and Dwight D. Eisenhower), while we watch the latest round of ""Biff...Read more
May 4, 2000
Julia Louis-Dreyfus sings a song from West Side Story, and Jerry Seinfeld shows up to ""sing"" with her. Also, Dave shows footage...Read more
May 5, 2000
Dave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave ...Read more
May 8, 2000
Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief stat...Read more
May 9, 2000
Dave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play ""Would You Like To Win a Phony Ch...Read more
May 10, 2000
Dave shows a CNN clip and a newspaper article pertaining to the jury duty controversy; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Paul admits he ha...Read more
May 11, 2000
Kathie Lee Gifford discusses her pending departure from her talk show, then ""sings"" ""Love Never Fails.""
May 12, 2000
Rob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher o...Read more
May 15, 2000
Peter Frampton fills in for Felicia Collins, who had a gig; Paul mentions that Anton is getting married over this coming weekend; ...Read more
May 16, 2000
Dave mangles the song ""Memory,"" while Rupert and Tony Randall are invited to ""Campaign 2000"" but have absolutely nothing worth saying.
May 17, 2000
Campaign 2000: Dave mentions the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, which proceeds into another one of Alan's crying jags.
May 18, 2000
A man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member...Read more
May 19, 2000
Dave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; T...Read more
May 22, 2000
Dave has problems adjusting the lumbar of his chair; Maria Pope brags about sleeping 21 hours straight; Michael J. Fox discusses h...Read more
May 23, 2000
Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with...Read more
May 24, 2000
James Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends a couple of days in C...Read more
May 25, 2000
""Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch"" goes to a Pacers playoff game, during which he shoplifts, then harasses a fat guy.
May 26, 2000
Dave drops his flipped pencil; during Mailbag, ""Bob Knight"" (Gerard) cannibalizes one of his players; Dave discusses his new chair.
June 5, 2000
Episode 152 of Season 7 premiered on June 5, 2000
June 6, 2000
Dave makes his first-ever comments on the CBS' latest hit Survivor, and then brings up jury duty again, exclaiming ""Some dudes will be going down!""
June 7, 2000
Dave says Campaign 2000 is ""largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time."" During tonight's segment, however, Paul o...Read more
June 8, 2000
Dave introduces Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing...Read more
June 9, 2000
Paul hosts a game called ""Staffer / Not a Staffer,"" in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He...Read more
June 12, 2000
Dave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on fo...Read more
June 13, 2000
Pat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randal...Read more
June 14, 2000
Dave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and ...Read more
June 15, 2000
An old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduc...Read more
June 16, 2000
Laurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during "...Read more
June 19, 2000
Episode 162 of Season 7 premiered on June 19, 2000
June 20, 2000
Paul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Laker...Read more
June 21, 2000
Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, ""Rita Buttgas...Read more
June 22, 2000
George continues to hold on to dear life in the boiler room; ""non-surviving Survivor"" Ramona Gray interrupts ""Campaign 2000""; ...Read more
June 23, 2000
Dave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Bi...Read more
June 26, 2000
Dave repeats the footage of the dog bite from last week, now claiming that a ""wild dingo"" gave him rabies; Dave says George W. B...Read more
June 27, 2000
Dave confesses that he has a slight crush on British news anchor Daljit Dhaliwal. Later, Alan interrupts Dave to congratulate the...Read more
June 28, 2000
Ted Nugent sits in; Dave rants about the ""wild island sex"" on Survivor; Martha Stewart arrives onstage on a red, white and blue ...Read more
June 29, 2000
Maria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favo...Read more
June 30, 2000
Dave brags that he's going to a gin n' tonic party after the show to look for some babes; during Mailbag, Biff blows Dan Rather's ...Read more
July 3, 2000
Dave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in...Read more
July 4, 2000
Dave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the...Read more
July 5, 2000
The ""Liberty Dancers"" are rechristened ""The 5th of July Dancers""; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subjec...Read more
July 6, 2000
Dave finally meets Daljit Dhaliwal, who seems more interested in discussing world affairs then responding to Dave's thinly-veiled ...Read more
July 7, 2000
Pat and Kenny replace Dave's chair; Dave welcomes Sgt. John Best of the Marshall (Texas) Police Department as the new co-host of t...Read more
July 17, 2000
Dave asks the viewers at home to have a nice, tasty beverage while they watch the show; Survivor tenth-place finisher Gretchen Cor...Read more
July 18, 2000
Live from the theater basement, it's ""Let's Look for Rats."" The piece gets off to a slow start, until Alan runs downstairs to s...Read more
July 19, 2000
Dave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that A...Read more
July 20, 2000
Continuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a ""Anna Kournikova Play of the Day"" (footage of her dri...Read more
July 21, 2000
Dave trims off half of his tie; Alan has a crying jag over Kathie Lee Gifford's departure from her daytime talk show; Dave and Jon...Read more
July 24, 2000
Pat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez's puppe...Read more
July 25, 2000
Dave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope tells Dave that the...Read more
July 26, 2000
A new controversy brews as Dave claims he's going to dust his chair for ""ass prints""; Harold Larkin is attacked by a giant can o...Read more
July 27, 2000
An audience member names all ten of her grandkids; the entire theater is filled with mosquito spray; Kathie Lee returns to present the Top Ten.
July 28, 2000
Dave hits Alan with a baseball bat; a blonde woman pretending to be Kathie Lee says goodbye forever to Dave; David Gray performs ""Babylon.""
July 31, 2000
Dave shows (bogus) footage of a guy with defibrillator paddles standing near Dick Cheney during a television interview. Later, Mac...Read more
August 1, 2000
During ""Campaign 2000,"" Tony Randall botches a comedy piece. Later, Nathan Lane talks about his dog and sings.
August 2, 2000
Alan goes berzerk and chases a man outside. Later, Dave chats with President Clinton's press secretary Joe Lockhart.
August 3, 2000
Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor"" contestant Gervase Peterson. Later, NBC weatherman Al Roker promotes his new book.
August 4, 2000
During CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate ""Do you like monkeys?"", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after anoth...Read more
August 7, 2000
For no apparent reason, the CEO of Qualcomm presents Dave with a check for $25,000. Later, Dave chats with Jean Jordan, the strip...Read more
August 8, 2000
""The Late Show Iron Chef"" pits Rupert Jee against Joe G. Rupert wins decisively with his chicken rollatini.
August 9, 2000
Biff goes outside to count sweaty people; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Alan interrupts Maria with a soulful rendition of ""Send in the Clowns.""
August 10, 2000
Paul joins Dave for ""Know Your Jewish U.S. Senators."" During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor I"" runner-up Colleen Haskell.
August 11, 2000
Vince Vaughn promotes ""The Cell,"" while Maria expresses her optimism in a possible debate between George W. Bush and Al Gore right here on the show.