October 6, 1982 • 30m
Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.
October 13, 1982 • 30m
Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.
October 20, 1982 • 30m
There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.
October 27, 1982 • 30m
Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, h...Read more
November 3, 1982 • 30m
Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucs...Read more
November 10, 1982 • 30m
Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.
January 9, 1983 • 30m
Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.
January 16, 1983 • 30m
Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.
February 28, 1983 • 30m
Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.
March 7, 1983 • 30m
Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.
March 14, 1983 • 30m
The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.
March 21, 1983 • 30m
Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.
March 28, 1983 • 30m
Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.
April 11, 1983 • 30m
Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.
April 17, 1983 • 30m
Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.
April 24, 1983 • 30m
Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.
May 1, 1983 • 30m
In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owne...Read more
May 15, 1983 • 30m
Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.
May 22, 1983 • 30m
After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.
May 29, 1983 • 30m
To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.
June 5, 1983 • 30m
Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.
June 12, 1983 • 30m
Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.
September 18, 1983 • 30m
Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.