Underwear Gift & Premature Arrival
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January 5, 2016

Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. |...Read more

Reveille Gets Dognapped
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January 19, 2016

Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. |...Read more

Miles and the Weird Dad
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January 26, 2016

Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.

Geoff's Failed Sex Dream II
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February 2, 2016

Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.

Airport Dog Jobs
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February 16, 2016

After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog j...Read more

Josh vs. the German Stripper
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February 23, 2016

Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. |...Read more

Miles' Dirty Talk Fail
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March 1, 2016

Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play - The Evil Within Part 5.

Geoff Hits a Deer
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March 8, 2016

Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse. ...Read more

Josh's Threesome Story
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March 22, 2016

Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involved. Audio...Read more

Blaine Stories
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March 29, 2016

Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the leng...Read more

Joel Can't Get into RTX
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April 5, 2016

Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. I...Read more

Geoff & Ryan's Teen Antics
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April 19, 2016

Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can ...Read more

The Glasses & The Fireplace
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April 26, 2016

Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have l...Read more

The Instacart Recovery
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May 3, 2016

Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the ...Read more

Gavin or Google #3
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May 17, 2016

In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thi...Read more

Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt
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May 24, 2016

This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, th...Read more

Gavin The Hostage Negotiator
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May 31, 2016

Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay. Audio...Read more

Gus and Geoff Start Some Shit
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June 7, 2016

Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses. Audio from RT Podcast #290

#StopDolphinPoaching
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June 21, 2016

Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience. Audio from RT Podcast #364

Samantha the Neighbor Cat
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June 28, 2016

Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend despite the l...Read more

Best Friends & Fake Girlfriends
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July 5, 2016

Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfrien...Read more

Robots in this Guy
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July 12, 2016

The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mo...Read more

Poppin' Boners with Gavin & Geoff
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July 19, 2016

Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member...Read more

Flop-Flippin' Ninja Turtles
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July 26, 2016

Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his master plan to...Read more

Blaine's Virgin Debacle
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August 2, 2016

Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a ...Read more

Gus' Alley Dump
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August 9, 2016

While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's poopin...Read more

Michael's Bagel Incident
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August 16, 2016

Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disgusted by t...Read more

Droppin' Burgers, Growin' Trees
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August 23, 2016

The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with...Read more

Racial Super Texas
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August 30, 2016

This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest ...Read more

Miles Runs from Zombies
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September 6, 2016

Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing. Audio from...Read more

An Ewok to Remember
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September 13, 2016

Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes place on the m...Read more

Spooky Scary Ghost Stories
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September 20, 2016

Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't li...Read more

Bombs, Potates, & Stickers
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September 26, 2016

A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horribl...Read more

Cool Farts from Cool Kids
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October 4, 2016

Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower class person ...Read more

Gavin's Seed Saves the Day
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October 11, 2016

In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer bu...Read more

The Edamame Power Play
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October 18, 2016

Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bo...Read more

Billion Dollars Butt
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October 25, 2016

The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down the...Read more

Scary Kids Scaring Kids
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November 1, 2016

Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap o...Read more

Bar Fights & Gay Bars
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November 8, 2016

Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay ...Read more

The RTAA Mixdown
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November 15, 2016

It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together...Read more

Barbara Pun-kelman V
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November 22, 2016

Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab...Read more

Chris Cooks Fish
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November 29, 2016

Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.

Burnie Hates NASA
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December 2, 2016

Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightye...Read more

Miles' Birthday Bonanza
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December 9, 2016

On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him shots. Then K...Read more

Movie Stories
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December 13, 2016

Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend...Read more

Shrinkin' & Dreamin'
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December 13, 2016

The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things ...Read more

Chris' Smoking Hot Date
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December 13, 2016

Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its...Read more