January 5, 2016
Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. |...Read more
January 19, 2016
Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. |...Read more
January 26, 2016
Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.
February 2, 2016
Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.
February 16, 2016
After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog j...Read more
February 23, 2016
Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. |...Read more
March 1, 2016
Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play - The Evil Within Part 5.
March 8, 2016
Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse. ...Read more
March 22, 2016
Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involved. Audio...Read more
March 29, 2016
Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the leng...Read more
April 5, 2016
Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. I...Read more
April 19, 2016
Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can ...Read more
April 26, 2016
Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have l...Read more
May 3, 2016
Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the ...Read more
May 17, 2016
In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thi...Read more
May 24, 2016
This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, th...Read more
May 31, 2016
Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay. Audio...Read more
June 7, 2016
Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses. Audio from RT Podcast #290
June 21, 2016
Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience. Audio from RT Podcast #364
June 28, 2016
Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend despite the l...Read more
July 5, 2016
Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfrien...Read more
July 12, 2016
The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mo...Read more
July 19, 2016
Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member...Read more
July 26, 2016
Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his master plan to...Read more
August 2, 2016
Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a ...Read more
August 9, 2016
While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's poopin...Read more
August 16, 2016
Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disgusted by t...Read more
August 23, 2016
The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with...Read more
August 30, 2016
This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest ...Read more
September 6, 2016
Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing. Audio from...Read more
September 13, 2016
Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes place on the m...Read more
September 20, 2016
Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't li...Read more
September 26, 2016
A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horribl...Read more
October 4, 2016
Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower class person ...Read more
October 11, 2016
In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer bu...Read more
October 18, 2016
Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bo...Read more
October 25, 2016
The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down the...Read more
November 1, 2016
Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap o...Read more
November 8, 2016
Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay ...Read more
November 15, 2016
It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together...Read more
November 22, 2016
Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab...Read more
November 29, 2016
Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.
December 2, 2016
Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightye...Read more
December 9, 2016
On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him shots. Then K...Read more
December 13, 2016
Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend...Read more
December 13, 2016
The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things ...Read more
December 13, 2016
Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its...Read more