Season 1 (2012)

Pilot
8.5

September 26, 2012 • 22m

Marty Weaver just wants the best for his wife, Debbie, and their three kids. That's why he's moving them to Hidden Hills, New Jers...Read more

Journey to the Center of the Mall
8.0

October 3, 2012 • 22m

After convincing the Bird-Kersees to let their kids try "human" school, the Weavers take them on their first excursion outside Hid...Read more

Things Just Got Real
8.0

October 10, 2012 • 22m

Marty and Debbie decide to make plans with their human friends after Larry and Jackie have become too entangled in their daily liv...Read more

Bathroom Etiquette
8.0

October 17, 2012 • 22m

Marty and Debbie prepare the Bird-Kersees for their kids' first day of human school. They're especially worried that little Dick B...Read more

Halloween-ween
8.0

October 24, 2012 • 22m

Since arriving on Earth, the aliens - led by the Bird-Kersees - have viewed Halloween as a threat and have set up a barrier at the...Read more

Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
8.0

October 31, 2012 • 22m

Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.

50 Shades of Green
8.0

November 7, 2012 • 22m

Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.

Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
6.0

November 14, 2012 • 22m

Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.

Merry Crap-Mas
7.0

December 5, 2012 • 22m

Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a famil...Read more

Juan of the Dead
7.0

December 12, 2012 • 22m

When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.

Gingerbread Man
7.0

January 9, 2013 • 22m

Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda; Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she h...Read more

Cold War
7.0

January 16, 2013 • 22m

When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.

Dream Weavers
7.0

January 23, 2013 • 22m

At the school dance Reggie attempts to win over Amber, Debbie tries to recapture the magic of her first encounter with Marty, and ...Read more

The Back Nine
8.0

January 30, 2013 • 22m

The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.

Space Invaders
8.0

February 6, 2013 • 22m

Debbie advises Reggie to commit to Giselle so he proposes marriage, which incites Jackie's wrath. Meanwhile Amber decides to break...Read more

Mother Clubbers
8.0

February 13, 2013 • 22m

Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.

Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winnin...
8.0

February 20, 2013 • 22m

Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.

Camping
7.0

February 27, 2013 • 22m

When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.

I Believe I Can Drive
8.0

March 6, 2013 • 22m

Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche ...Read more

Sing Like a Larry Bird
8.0

March 13, 2013 • 22m

After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose ...Read more

Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
8.0

March 20, 2013 • 22m

Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and De...Read more

It Has Begun...
8.0

March 27, 2013 • 22m

During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has alw...Read more