January 8, 2007
Stephen opens the show disappointed that Saddam Hussein was suddenly hanged over the show's break. He responds to Lake Superior St...Read more
January 9, 2007
Freem replaces superstantial in the opening sequence. Stephen thanks former Archbishop of Warsaw Stanis³aw Wielgus for being caugh...Read more
January 10, 2007
Stephen criticizes Bush for not sending 300 million troops as Stephen advised the day before but he pardons him if this is "the on...Read more
January 11, 2007
Stephen starts with another episode of his challenge "What Number is Stephen thinking of?" with a clip from 2005. He then celebrat...Read more
January 15, 2007
Wishing viewers a happy Martin Luther King Day, Stephen calls for a nationwide lie-in to refuse engaging in "anything at all", in ...Read more
January 16, 2007
In anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday, Stephen lashes out at Jimmy the director for a squeaky chair. In ...Read more
January 17, 2007
Still in anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday Stephen is more nervous than the day before, bringing out so...Read more
January 18, 2007
The big day is here, so Stephen is crazy with anticipation that Bill O'Reilly will be on the show, stating that his only goal with...Read more
January 22, 2007
Stephen is disappointed at the loss by the New Orleans Saints to the Chicago "God-less killing Machines" Bears. In another "Who's ...Read more
January 23, 2007
Stephen explains that this is the second of two episodes they taped on January 22, so that he can host a State of the Union addres...Read more
January 24, 2007
Lou Dobbs, author of War on the Middle Class, faces the truth hammer when he sits down to talk with Stephen.
January 25, 2007
Bill O'Reilly spills the beans on Stephen, and says what he really thought of him on his show. Stephen interviews Coach Bob Mancin...Read more
January 29, 2007
Colbert wins bet with mayor of Oshawa after Saginaw Spirit defeated Oshawa Generals. Colbert discusses Microsoft paying someone fo...Read more
January 30, 2007
Stephen opens the show by showing a clip from Fox News' Fox and Friends, talking about the invisible beam that makes a person thin...Read more
January 31, 2007
Stephen opens the show by discussing the "problem" with Global Warming and in protest replaces Bobby with a 5000 Watt heat lamp. T...Read more
February 1, 2007
Stephen comments on the 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare that occurred in Boston and laments the fact that he can no longer proceed wit...Read more
February 5, 2007
Stephen is ecstatic at the slaughtering the Bears underwent in Super Bowl XLI. Also, he introduces a new product "Formula 419" (A ...Read more
February 6, 2007
Stephen receives a message from Master Media International that they would be praying on his behalf on February 22. This is follow...Read more
February 7, 2007
Stephen starts by introducing a new segment, "California Values Watch". After addressing San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's recent...Read more
February 8, 2007
Stephen starts by talking about the astronaut incident on the news and especially that everyone talks about Lisa Nowak wearing a d...Read more
February 12, 2007
Stephen starts by dancing/singing "My Humps" behind his desk and discusses Grammys. He then talks about criticism of the Iraq War ...Read more
February 13, 2007
Colbert talks about the Chinese Menace, entitling a Colbert Report special report "Apocalypse Mao: Murdered By The Orient's Success".
February 14, 2007
Stephen makes correction, that the Chinese have four times more population than the US, not three. Colbert admonishes people teach...Read more
February 15, 2007
Colbert talks about how Mastermedia International will pray for him on February 22nd. Asks J. J. Abrams how his prayer day went, w...Read more
February 26, 2007
Stephen compares Britain leaving Iraq to Britain leaving the U.S. and India - saying it will cause a flourish of Democracy.
February 27, 2007
Stephen comments on a recent report about Al Gore's energy usage. Outdoor Life Magazine fires a columnist for calling for an assau...Read more
February 28, 2007
Colbert comments on how David Geffen has switched his support from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama. Then he mentions how Tom Vilsa...Read more
March 1, 2007
Mr. Colbert thanks those who prayed for him last Thursday, with his prayer hat and foam fingers. Also he comments on the coverage ...Read more
March 5, 2007
Stephen comments on how many politicians have visited Walter Reed Hospital since the scandal. Ben and Jerry appeared to promote th...Read more
March 6, 2007
Stephen brags about winning the Mega Millions drawing, which hadn't happened yet. In this segment he also mocks Viacom CEO Sumner ...Read more
March 7, 2007
Colbert makes a rare correction about winning Mega Millions drawing, and calls his boss Sumner Redstone to grovel. The Word was ab...Read more
March 8, 2007
Stephen wonders why the media is still discussing the Libby trial. Then he talks about the death of Captain America, and adds more...Read more
March 12, 2007
Stephen upbraids Bill Gates for giving charitably to other nations while bemoaning America's faltering competitiveness. He retract...Read more
March 13, 2007
Stephen closes the show by announcing The Word ("Goodnight"), after which the credits roll.
March 14, 2007
Colbert introduces a new segment, "When Ancestors Attack." Then he mentions how Colorado has made John Denver's "Rocky Mountain Hi...Read more
March 15, 2007
Stephen celebrates the last St. Patrick's Day ever! Then he moves on to how Latin America has so many rabid admirers of President ...Read more
March 19, 2007
Stephen talks about the latest attack in DC, on him, by Rahm Emanuel.[2] The Word refers to South Carolina proposing to allow pris...Read more
March 20, 2007
While unveiling threat # .5 as an addendum to yesterday's threatdown, Stephen finds himself in agreement with a German environment...Read more
March 21, 2007
In the 45th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Maurice Hinchey from New York's 22nd congressional district.
March 22, 2007
Debate over DC-residents voting bill with Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Criticism over Chicago Sun-Times face reading exper...Read more
March 26, 2007
Stephen expressed his anger that a severed mummy hand was recently sold at auction, but not to him; the hand was the earliest exam...Read more
March 27, 2007
Stephen chided Sean Penn for his blunt criticism of the Bush administration. Stephen discusses Iran, specifically a clash over rel...Read more
March 28, 2007
Stephen displayed his disappointment at the elimination of Paulina Porizkova from Dancing with the Stars, especially given that he...Read more
March 29, 2007
First, Stephen questioned the necessity of the Equal Rights Amendment, since everyone should be on the honor system. Later, Stephe...Read more
April 9, 2007
Colbert celebrates the 4th anniversary of the liberation of Baghdad, while he eats his "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream" ice cre...Read more
April 10, 2007
Stephen scolded the 15 British sailors whom after recently returning from captivity in Iran were seeking to publish accounts of th...Read more
April 11, 2007
Stephen introduced the latest eponymic animal, Stephanie Colburtle, one of the leatherback sea turtles being tracked from Costa Ri...Read more
April 12, 2007
Stephen criticized Democratic senator Harry Reid for using "politicizing the war in Iraq" by citing a translation of a recent spee...Read more
April 16, 2007
Stephen begins by issuing a correction for having called Boyd K. Packer the "Mormon Pope" or "Mope," when he is more of a Mormon C...Read more
April 17, 2007
Stephen announced that he will be having a metaphor-off with Sean Penn on Thursday's show. Update on Stephanie Colburtle the turtl...Read more
April 18, 2007
On Who's NOT honoring me now, Stephen complained that he was not being awarded a Pulitzer Prize in journalism. In "The Word," Step...Read more
April 19, 2007
Stephen balks at a scientific study saying that chimpanzees are more evolved than humans in DNA. On "The Word," he talks about Joh...Read more
April 23, 2007
Episode 53 of Season 3 premiered on April 23, 2007
April 24, 2007
The first act opens with a remembrance of Boris Yeltsin. Stephen continues with a combative interview with Eleanor Holmes Norton r...Read more
April 25, 2007
Colbert decides that a new name is necessary for the long war, and comes up with Freemerican Victernity Made in China. He then bac...Read more
April 26, 2007
Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by anothe...Read more
April 30, 2007
"It's the last day of April. One more month 'till Speedo season! Do your squats. This is The Colbert Report.
May 1, 2007
Episode 58 of Season 3 premiered on May 1, 2007
May 2, 2007
Episode 59 of Season 3 premiered on May 2, 2007
May 3, 2007
Episode 60 of Season 3 premiered on May 3, 2007
May 7, 2007
Episode 61 of Season 3 premiered on May 7, 2007
May 8, 2007
Episode 62 of Season 3 premiered on May 8, 2007
May 9, 2007
Episode 63 of Season 3 premiered on May 9, 2007
May 10, 2007
Episode 64 of Season 3 premiered on May 10, 2007
May 14, 2007
Episode 65 of Season 3 premiered on May 14, 2007
May 15, 2007
Episode 66 of Season 3 premiered on May 15, 2007
May 16, 2007
Episode 67 of Season 3 premiered on May 16, 2007
May 17, 2007
Episode 68 of Season 3 premiered on May 17, 2007
May 21, 2007
Episode 69 of Season 3 premiered on May 21, 2007
May 22, 2007
Episode 70 of Season 3 premiered on May 22, 2007
May 23, 2007
Episode 71 of Season 3 premiered on May 23, 2007
May 24, 2007
Episode 72 of Season 3 premiered on May 24, 2007
June 4, 2007
Episode 73 of Season 3 premiered on June 4, 2007
June 5, 2007
Episode 74 of Season 3 premiered on June 5, 2007
June 6, 2007
Episode 75 of Season 3 premiered on June 6, 2007
June 7, 2007
Episode 76 of Season 3 premiered on June 7, 2007
June 11, 2007
Episode 77 of Season 3 premiered on June 11, 2007
June 12, 2007
Episode 78 of Season 3 premiered on June 12, 2007
June 13, 2007
Episode 79 of Season 3 premiered on June 13, 2007
June 14, 2007
Episode 80 of Season 3 premiered on June 14, 2007
June 18, 2007
Episode 81 of Season 3 premiered on June 18, 2007
June 19, 2007
Episode 82 of Season 3 premiered on June 19, 2007
June 20, 2007
Episode 83 of Season 3 premiered on June 20, 2007
June 21, 2007
Episode 84 of Season 3 premiered on June 21, 2007
June 25, 2007
Episode 85 of Season 3 premiered on June 25, 2007
June 26, 2007
Episode 86 of Season 3 premiered on June 26, 2007
June 27, 2007
Episode 87 of Season 3 premiered on June 27, 2007
June 28, 2007
Episode 88 of Season 3 premiered on June 28, 2007
July 16, 2007
Episode 89 of Season 3 premiered on July 16, 2007
July 17, 2007
Episode 90 of Season 3 premiered on July 17, 2007
July 18, 2007
Episode 91 of Season 3 premiered on July 18, 2007
July 19, 2007
Episode 92 of Season 3 premiered on July 19, 2007
July 23, 2007
Episode 93 of Season 3 premiered on July 23, 2007
July 24, 2007
Episode 94 of Season 3 premiered on July 24, 2007
July 25, 2007
Episode 95 of Season 3 premiered on July 25, 2007
July 26, 2007
Episode 96 of Season 3 premiered on July 26, 2007
July 30, 2007
Episode 97 of Season 3 premiered on July 30, 2007
July 31, 2007
Episode 98 of Season 3 premiered on July 31, 2007
August 1, 2007
Episode 99 of Season 3 premiered on August 1, 2007
August 2, 2007
Episode 100 of Season 3 premiered on August 2, 2007
August 7, 2007
Episode 101 of Season 3 premiered on August 7, 2007
August 8, 2007
Episode 102 of Season 3 premiered on August 8, 2007
August 9, 2007
Episode 103 of Season 3 premiered on August 9, 2007
August 13, 2007
Episode 104 of Season 3 premiered on August 13, 2007
August 14, 2007
Episode 105 of Season 3 premiered on August 14, 2007
August 15, 2007
From the previous episode, Stephen again mentions the possibility that his ancestors were Jewish. He then discusses perceived infl...Read more
August 16, 2007
Stephen begins by asking people not to watch his interview with Richard Branson on August 22, which has been reported in the media...Read more
August 20, 2007
Stephen continues to attack wrist violence, and says the worst offender in "Wrist snuff" is Steven Seagal. He also announces that ...Read more
August 21, 2007
Stephen starts with the \"Smokin\' Pole: The Fight for Arctic Riches\" segment, where he attacks Canada\'s claim to the Northwest ...Read more
August 22, 2007
In \"Colbert Platinum\", he talks about the shutting down of a helipad in Saint-Tropez and the growing demand for champagne. He th...Read more
August 23, 2007
Stephen reviews the Iraq War and Dick Cheney\'s role in advocating it. He then interviews Thomas E. Ricks about the war. Stephen t...Read more
September 10, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former director of the Environmental Assessment Institute and author of Cool It: The Skeptical Enviro...Read more
September 11, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes humorist and author of Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegon, Garrison Keillor.
September 12, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chancellor of New York City Schools, Joel Klein.
September 13, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor and environmental activist and co-author of Grassroots Rising, Ed Begley jr. Also Stephen talks wit...Read more
September 18, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes actress and activist and the co-star of In the Valley of Elah, Susan Sarandon.
September 19, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes feminist and author of The End of America: A Letter of Warning To A Young Patriot, Naomi Wolf
September 20, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes legal writer and author of The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, Jeffrey Toobin.
September 24, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist and author of The World is Flat [Updated and Expanded]: A Brief History of the T...Read more
September 25, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes retired attorney and author of Playing For Pizza, John Grisham.
September 26, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes opera singer Nathan Gunn, whose new CD is Just Before Sunrise.
September 27, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief film curator of the Museum of Moving Image, David Schwartz.
October 1, 2007
Episode 123 of Season 3 premiered on October 1, 2007
October 2, 2007
Episode 124 of Season 3 premiered on October 2, 2007
October 3, 2007
Episode 125 of Season 3 premiered on October 3, 2007
October 4, 2007
Episode 126 of Season 3 premiered on October 4, 2007
October 8, 2007
Episode 127 of Season 3 premiered on October 8, 2007
October 9, 2007
Episode 128 of Season 3 premiered on October 9, 2007
October 10, 2007
Episode 129 of Season 3 premiered on October 10, 2007
October 11, 2007
Episode 130 of Season 3 premiered on October 11, 2007
October 15, 2007
Episode 131 of Season 3 premiered on October 15, 2007
October 16, 2007
Episode 132 of Season 3 premiered on October 16, 2007
October 17, 2007
Episode 133 of Season 3 premiered on October 17, 2007
October 18, 2007
Episode 134 of Season 3 premiered on October 18, 2007
October 29, 2007
Episode 135 of Season 3 premiered on October 29, 2007
October 30, 2007
Episode 136 of Season 3 premiered on October 30, 2007
October 31, 2007
Episode 137 of Season 3 premiered on October 31, 2007
November 1, 2007
Episode 138 of Season 3 premiered on November 1, 2007