Season 8 (1993)

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
6.4

September 5, 1993 • 22m

When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

Hood 'n the Boyz
6.0

September 12, 1993 • 22m

Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

Proud to Be Your Bud?
6.6

September 19, 1993 • 22m

The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

Luck of the Bundys
7.4

September 26, 1993 • 22m

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

Banking on Marcy
7.2

October 3, 1993 • 22m

Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to...Read more

No Chicken, No Check
7.0

October 10, 1993 • 22m

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

Take My Wife, Please
6.9

October 24, 1993 • 22m

While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

Scared Single
7.0

November 7, 1993 • 22m

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

NO MA'AM
7.0

November 14, 1993 • 22m

Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

Dances with Weezy
6.6

November 21, 1993 • 22m

Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

Change for a Buck
6.6

November 28, 1993 • 22m

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

A Little off the Top
7.0

December 12, 1993 • 22m

Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

The Worst Noel
5.3

December 19, 1993 • 22m

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy...Read more

Sofa So Good
7.0

January 16, 1994 • 22m

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch sim...Read more

Honey, I Blew Up Myself
7.2

January 23, 1994 • 22m

Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

How Green was My Apple
6.2

February 6, 1994 • 22m

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

Valentine's Day Massacre
7.2

February 13, 1994 • 22m

Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

Get Outta Dodge
7.4

February 20, 1994 • 22m

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Ke...Read more

Field of Screams
6.8

February 27, 1994 • 22m

Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud...Read more

The D'Arcy Files
6.6

March 20, 1994 • 22m

Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

Nooner or Nothing
7.2

April 10, 1994 • 22m

Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very lo...Read more

Ride Scare
6.8

April 24, 1994 • 22m

Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
6.2

May 1, 1994 • 22m

Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead ...Read more

Assault and Batteries
7.0

May 8, 1994 • 22m

When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

Al Goes Deep
7.2

May 15, 1994 • 22m

Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

Kelly Knows Something
7.2

May 22, 1994 • 22m

Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.