Season 5 (1990)

We'll Follow the Sun
6.9

September 23, 1990 • 22m

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

Al... with Kelly
7.4

September 30, 1990 • 22m

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick...Read more

Sue Casa, His Casa
6.8

October 7, 1990 • 22m

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

The Unnatural
7.5

October 14, 1990 • 22m

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to om...Read more

The Dance Show
6.7

October 21, 1990 • 22m

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named...Read more

Kelly Bounces Back
7.2

October 28, 1990 • 22m

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

Married ... with Aliens
7.4

November 4, 1990 • 22m

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

Wabbit Season
7.4

November 11, 1990 • 22m

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
7.1

November 18, 1990 • 22m

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

One Down, Two to Go
7.0

November 25, 1990 • 22m

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

And Baby Makes Money
7.0

December 16, 1990 • 22m

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

Married ... with Who
6.9

January 6, 1991 • 22m

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

The Godfather
7.6

February 3, 1991 • 22m

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

Look Who's Barking
7.0

February 10, 1991 • 22m

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

A Man's Castle
7.4

February 17, 1991 • 22m

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

All Night Security Dude
7.0

February 24, 1991 • 22m

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

Oldies but Young 'Uns
7.2

March 17, 1991 • 22m

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
7.2

March 24, 1991 • 22m

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
7.2

April 7, 1991 • 22m

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babys...Read more

Top of the Heap
5.6

April 7, 1991 • 22m

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to mar...Read more

You Better Shop Around (1)
7.7

April 14, 1991 • 22m

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

You Better Shop Around (2)
7.7

April 21, 1991 • 22m

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrit...Read more

Route 666 (1)
7.1

April 28, 1991 • 22m

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

Route 666 (2)
7.4

May 5, 1991 • 22m

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

Buck the Stud
6.3

May 19, 1991 • 22m

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.