Season 1 (2000)

Pilot
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October 11, 2000 • 30m

When Danny DeVito asks Bette to play his mother in his TV show and when Roy falls asleep on her, Bette begins to thinks she's getting old.

And the Winner Is...
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October 18, 2000 • 30m

When Bette forgets to thank Roy in a speech after she won an award she works hard to win another one. She ends up as Woman Of the Year for an airline.

Halloween
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October 25, 2000 • 30m

Bette wants to go trick-or-treating with Rose, who is less than thrilled about going out for Halloween with her mother. After wre...Read more

Silent But Deadly
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November 1, 2000 • 30m

Bette gets laryngitis after pushing herself too hard but refuses to admit to Roy that he was right when he suggested that she take it easy.

Two Days at a Time
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November 8, 2000 • 30m

Bette is asked to participate in Oprah's book club but, because of her hectic schedule, never has time to actually read the book s...Read more

Color of Roses
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November 15, 2000 • 30m

After firing her record producer, Bette is under pressure to record her new single. She agrees to give Oscar a shot at producing, ...Read more

In My Life
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November 22, 2000 • 30m

Throughout the episode, Bette plays the piano singing the theme to the series ""Nobody Else But You"" as Connie, Roy, Oscar, and R...Read more

I Love This Game
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November 29, 2000 • 30m

Bette tells Roy that she got him Lakers tickets for his birthday present. Bette now has to find a way to get the tickets. Turns ou...Read more

... Or Not to Be
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December 13, 2000 • 30m

When Bette finds out that Tim Curry is in town doing a stage production of William Shakespeare's ""Hamlet,"" she pushes her way in...Read more

Diva, Interrupted
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December 20, 2000 • 30m

Bette fails to make People magazine's list of ""The 50 Hottest People in Hollywood"" and realizes she needs to come up with a clev...Read more

True Story
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January 3, 2001 • 30m

Bette appears on The View. Bette's happy to sing on the show and promote her latest CD, but she doesn't look forward to chatting w...Read more

Of Men and Meatballs
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January 10, 2001 • 30m

Bette takes Connie out to find her a date, and the two finally realize things could be worse -- she could end up with one of the l...Read more

Big Business
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January 24, 2001 • 30m

Bette sets out to help Rose with a report on women in business by designing her own clothing line and selling it on QVC.

The Invisible Mom
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February 7, 2001 • 30m

Bette finds a letter in the recycling bin, and shows up at Rose's school as a volunteer mom on the same day Olivia Newton-John is ...Read more

Polterguest
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February 28, 2001 • 30m

Jon Lovitz shows up at Bette's front door and announces that he is her new next-door neighbor. Unfortunately, his new home is bein...Read more

A Brand New Roy
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March 7, 2001 • 30m

Roy and Bette's plans for a romantic evening are ruined by. . .well, everyone. So Roy decides to whisk his wife away for an eveni...Read more

The Grammy Pre-show
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January 1, 1970 • 30m

Mishaps abound, including the loss of a borrowed diamond earring, as Bette gets ready to attend the Grammy Awards.

A Method to Her Madness
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January 1, 1970 • 30m

To research into one of her upcoming movie roles, Bette takes a job as a waitress at a sleazy diner, at first Bette is not very go...Read more