December 2, 2014 • 11m
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
December 3, 2014 • 11m
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
December 4, 2014 • 11m
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
December 5, 2014 • 11m
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
December 6, 2014 • 11m
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
December 9, 2014 • 11m
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
December 10, 2014 • 11m
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
December 11, 2014 • 11m
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.