September 16, 1962 • 30m
Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfor...Read more
September 23, 1962 • 30m
Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.
September 30, 1962 • 30m
When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behav...Read more
October 7, 1962 • 30m
The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.
October 14, 1962 • 30m
When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?
October 21, 1962 • 30m
Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not fini...Read more
October 28, 1962 • 30m
A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincin...Read more
November 4, 1962 • 30m
Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers...Read more
November 11, 1962 • 30m
Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habi...Read more
November 18, 1962 • 30m
When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain ...Read more
November 25, 1962 • 30m
Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
December 2, 1962 • 30m
The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace h...Read more
December 9, 1962 • 30m
When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so do...Read more
December 16, 1963 • 30m
After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stea...Read more
December 30, 1962 • 30m
To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a C...Read more
January 6, 1963 • 30m
A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by...Read more
January 13, 1963 • 30m
Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets ...Read more
January 20, 1963 • 30m
An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.
January 27, 1963 • 30m
The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.
February 3, 1963 • 30m
Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?
February 10, 1963 • 30m
Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder...Read more
February 17, 1963 • 30m
After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.
February 24, 1963 • 30m
The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempte...Read more
March 3, 1963 • 30m
When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, th...Read more
March 10, 1963 • 30m
A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.
March 17, 1963 • 30m
When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the ...Read more
March 24, 1963 • 30m
Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple...Read more
March 31, 1963 • 30m
Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.
April 7, 1963 • 30m
At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer,...Read more
April 14, 1963 • 30m
A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.