January 1, 1970 • 30m
Where No Man Has Gone Before will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ted decides whether or not to tell Chris abo...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Hulk Hogan Tidies His Room will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get the cast to clean the set, Ros...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
E.T. Phones Home and Gets a $1,000,000 Phone Bill will not be seen at this time so that we may present... An alien ship is approa...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Jane Fonda Overworked will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Kevin is having trouble writing this episode as it ...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Batman's Hairdryer Fries Robin will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The studio's cameras keep breaking because of Ted's ugliness.
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Mr. Clean Falls Into a Tar Pit will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross makes the cast wear sailor suits to p...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turkeys will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast wants to take martial arts lessons,...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
The Love Boat Becomes a Garbage Barge will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about the major dang...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Fantasy Island Becomes a Volcano will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross has a box that can grant anyone's w...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
The Days of Our Lives will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The budget for the show has been cut so it must be ...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
George Bush Shoots the Wrong Quail will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at their mistakes, and ...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Mothers of the World Paddle Rambo will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To improve the ratings, and to punish t...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Elvis Presley Is Alive and Working In a Supermarket will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast debates the ...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Michael Jackson Gets Old and Wrinkled will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross drags Vanessa back onto the sh...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
The Fat Boys Eat New York will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show deals with the problems of excess: too...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Pee-Wee Herman Wins the Mr. Macho America Contest will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is willing to ...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Superman Loses His Tights will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Nick enlists the help of the Genie of the Lost ...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Ross doesn't show up for work, leaving the kids to run this week's show.
January 1, 1970 • 30m
The Wright Brothers Lost Their Luggage will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross tries to improve the show's r...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Parents and Teachers Celebrate the Cancellation of You Can't Do That On Television will not be seen at this time so that we may pr...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Rambo Thinks will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Some of the cast members try to do certain things, all unsuc...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Roseanne Barr Goes Synchronized Swimming will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross goes sports crazy. He makes...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Green Slime is Scraped from Smokers Lungs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast really begins to think...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Batman Gives Away His Batmobile will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get him slimed, Chris lets Pa...Read more
January 1, 1970 • 30m
Rambo Takes Ballet Lessons will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross, in an effort to embarrass the cast, has ...Read more