Season 1 (2003)

Who Can Lose the Most Weight?
7.0

November 11, 2003 • 30m

The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, ...Read more

Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?
7.0

September 2, 2003 • 30m

The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee bec...Read more

Who Is the Better Chef?
5.0

September 9, 2003 • 30m

Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes agains...Read more

Who Can Stand Up the Longest?
7.0

September 16, 2003 • 30m

This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertica...Read more

Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest?
6.0

September 23, 2003 • 30m

Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on...Read more

Who Is the Sanest?
6.5

September 30, 2003 • 30m

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victor...Read more

Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?
7.0

October 7, 2003 • 30m

Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?

Who Does She Like Better?
6.0

October 14, 2003 • 30m

Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl - the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost...Read more

Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?
7.5

October 21, 2003 • 30m

Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.

Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?
5.5

October 28, 2003 • 30m

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the s...Read more

Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?
7.0

November 4, 2003 • 30m

Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper...Read more

Who Is the Best Fashion Designer?
6.0

August 26, 2003 • 30m

Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skim...Read more

Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?
7.0

September 9, 2003 • 30m

The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using...Read more

Who Can Put on the Best Concert?
5.5

February 23, 2004 • 30m

The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries ...Read more

Who Is the Best Parent?
8.0

January 7, 2004 • 30m

It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measure...Read more

Who Do Kids Like Most?
7.0

February 3, 2004 • 30m

Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny s...Read more

Who Is the Strongest?
7.0

January 21, 2004 • 30m

Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge no...Read more

Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?
6.0

March 16, 2004 • 30m

The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed ...Read more

Who Is the Best Actor?
8.0

January 21, 2004 • 30m

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny,...Read more

Who Is the Best Male Stripper?
6.5

February 10, 2004 • 30m

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tar...Read more

Who Is the Best Figure Skater?
6.0

February 17, 2004 • 30m

The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, wh...Read more

Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?
6.0

February 23, 2004 • 30m

It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of...Read more

Who Will Use Their Arms First?
7.5

March 2, 2004 • 30m

Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try a...Read more

Kenny Takes Spenny to Court for Money Owed
6.5

March 9, 2004 • 30m

Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguin...Read more

Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?
7.0

March 16, 2004 • 30m

The guys split the van front/rear, with the first to leave the van losing. Kenny equipped the back of the van with a television, s...Read more

Boxing
6.5

March 23, 2004 • 30m

After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best...Read more