Season 5 (1984)

Goodbye Sailor
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September 5, 1984 • 1h

When Arthur is stuck with 1,500 pairs of imported shoes, he and Terry find themselves on a boat being chased by the Customs and Excise.

What Makes Shamy Run?
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September 12, 1984 • 1h

Arthur is repaid a debt in dodgy £20 notes, but by the time it comes to light they are counterfeit his creditor is heading on a flight to India.

A Number of Old Wives' Tales
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September 19, 1984 • 1h

Arthur gets involved with Clive Cosgrove, who has several businesses which are all run by women but it turns out that he is married to all of them.

The Second Time Around
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September 26, 1984 • 1h

An old author friend of Arthur's comes back to town to write a book and sell her house. When she learns that her ex husband has so...Read more

Second Hand Pose
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October 3, 1984 • 1h

Due to mix up, Terry is left in a large industrial meat freezer and decides to leave Arthur's employ, obtaining work helping out a...Read more

The Long Ride Back to Scratchwood
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October 10, 1984 • 1h

Arthur and Terry get involved in a scam to sell football tickets to fans, for the clash between England and Scotland. But the sche...Read more

Hypnotising Rita
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October 17, 1984 • 1h

Arthur and Terry help Dr. Sudbury and his teenage fiancé, Rita, an heiress about to inherit a great deal of money, escape her disa...Read more

The Balance of Power
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October 31, 1984 • 1h

When Arthur's car lot is compulsory purchased by the council, he decides to run as an independent candidate in the local by-electi...Read more

Around the Corner
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December 26, 1984 • 1h

To cover a debt, Arthur is given a greyhound, but while Terry is trying to train him, Arthur gets conned over videos that don't exist.