Season 5 (2005)

George Gets a Pain in the Ash
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October 5, 2005

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a ba...Read more

You Dropped a Mom on Me
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October 5, 2005

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a bab...Read more

George's Dog Days of Bummer
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October 12, 2005

George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give ...Read more

George Drives the Batmobile
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October 19, 2005

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get h...Read more

Trick or Treat Me Right
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October 26, 2005

George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and ...Read more

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
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November 2, 2005

George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his p...Read more

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
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November 9, 2005

A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.

George Tries to Write a Wrong
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November 16, 2005

George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
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November 30, 2005 • 30m

George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
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December 7, 2005

George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.

George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
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December 14, 2005

George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.

George Enrolls Like That
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January 25, 2006

When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.

George Keeps Truant to Himself
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February 1, 2006

When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor d...Read more

The Kidney Stays in the Picture
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February 8, 2006

Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. ...Read more

A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
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February 15, 2006

George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
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February 22, 2006

George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.

George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother
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March 1, 2006

Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But G...Read more

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
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March 15, 2006

George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
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March 22, 2006

George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to prot...Read more

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
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March 29, 2006

"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do h...Read more

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
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April 5, 2006 • 30m

Benny is gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against he...Read more

It's a Cliffhanger, By George
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April 12, 2006

"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mex...Read more