Season 3 (2012)

Ear-sy Rider
7.6

September 30, 2012 • 23m

A biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader.

Full Bars
7.9

October 7, 2012 • 23m

The Belcher kids break with a long standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick or treat trek in favor of a p...Read more

Bob Fires the Kids
7.7

November 4, 2012 • 23m

Worried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he's making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they s...Read more

Mutiny on the Windbreaker
6.9

November 11, 2012 • 23m

Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills,...Read more

An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
7.5

November 18, 2012 • 23m

Bob's plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play...Read more

The Deepening
7.5

November 25, 2012 • 23m

Mr. Fischoeder's new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it.

Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks
7.9

December 2, 2012 • 23m

After Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she's a "jinx".

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
7.5

December 9, 2012 • 23m

Gene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn't take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressu...Read more

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
7.6

December 16, 2012 • 23m

When Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside i...Read more

Mother Daughter Laser Razor
8.2

January 6, 2013 • 23m

Linda worries that her relationship with Louise isn't as good as it should be, so, much to Louise's chagrin, she forces the young ...Read more

Nude Beach
6.9

January 13, 2013 • 23m

The new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music a...Read more

Broadcast Wagstaff School News
8.1

January 27, 2013 • 23m

There is a "Mad Pooper" running wild at the Belcher children's middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the "bo...Read more

My Fuzzy Valentine
7.5

February 10, 2013 • 23m

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valen...Read more

Lindapendent Woman
7.8

February 17, 2013 • 23m

Linda thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries - and fails...Read more

O.T.: The Outside Toilet
8.0

March 3, 2013 • 23m

When Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an...Read more

Topsy
8.1

March 10, 2013 • 23m

Louise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous...Read more

Two for Tina
7.7

March 17, 2013 • 23m

Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart

It Snakes a Village
7.7

March 24, 2013 • 23m

The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror...Read more

Family Fracas
7.5

April 14, 2013 • 23m

After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV gam...Read more

The Kids Run the Restaurant
7.8

April 21, 2013 • 23m

After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alon...Read more

Boyz 4 Now
8.2

April 28, 2013 • 23m

While accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbeli...Read more

Carpe Museum
7.8

May 5, 2013 • 23m

Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are o...Read more

The Unnatural
7.6

May 12, 2013 • 23m

After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs ...Read more