September 13, 1979
When an anonymous letter identifies a member of the 12th Precinct as a homosexual, it buys the boys a visit from Lieutenant Scanlo...Read more
September 20, 1979
A tranquil prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ, which is timely for the drug dealer caught with an impressive stash; an elderly mug...Read more
September 27, 1979
A string of false alarms suggests that a sniper may be after a cop, but the detectives are preoccupied with Barney's posted vacati...Read more
October 4, 1979
A visiting monk opts for a quick dalliance with a lady of the streets; Barney discovers to his horror that Dietrich may not be cut...Read more
October 18, 1979
Harris bristles when he learns that the Burmese chauffeur being booked for a traffic accident is actually an indentured servant.
November 1, 1979
A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; and man is convinced that he is on the verge o...Read more
November 8, 1979
Harris' book publication hits a snag when Dietrich refuses to sign a release; a suicide hot line operator becomes suicidal; the cl...Read more
November 22, 1979
A former master criminal becomes a walking zombie following his lobotomy; a man is unable to use the telephone after being mugged ...Read more
December 6, 1979
A judge provides an attorney with the ultimate over-ruling—a gavel on the noggin; the crimes reported by a lonely woman emanate ...Read more
December 13, 1979
The detectives search for a missing viral strain stolen from a lab; a woman is convinced that her husband is actually a clone.
December 27, 1979
One man's hands are a musical instrument to himself and a nuisance to others; a detective goes undercover to trap a dentist with w...Read more
January 3, 1980
Weary of an uncooperative populace, a census taker goes to drastic measures to make a head count; beleaguered apartment dwellers b...Read more
January 10, 1980
Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in ...Read more
January 17, 1980
Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.
January 24, 1980
A self-proclaimed time traveler tells Harris to fine tune his stock portfolio; Marty's divrorced gentleman friend Mr. Driscoll att...Read more
January 31, 1980
Wojo fears that a despondent Luger is planning to do himself in; a man seeking to reclaim his television set robs the police vault...Read more
February 7, 1980
The cops observe the annual department-mandated ritual of wearing their uniforms - except for Harris who shows up in his usual natty street clothes.
February 28, 1980
A lottery winner dispenses of the prize money by tossing it out a window; Sgt. Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation...Read more
March 6, 1980
Harris gets the unenviable task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; meanwhile, ...Read more
March 27, 1980
A disgruntled architect decides to improve on his building—by blowing it up.
May 1, 1980
The squad tries hypnosis to uncover the name of a felon that Wojo has forgotten; an inventor steals the plans for his own creation.
May 8, 1980
Barney is down in the dumps when he is passed over again for deputy inspector