Season 5 (2014)

Stayin' Alive
7.7

March 26, 2014 • 20m

After Victoria's husband, Emmet, escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout that Elka knows. When they arri...Read more

Surprise!
7.3

April 2, 2014 • 20m

Melanie shocks Alec with the news that she's pregnant; an FBI agent keeps an eye on the women in the wake of Emmet's disappearance...Read more

Dr. Who?
7.3

April 9, 2014 • 20m

Joy's baby daddy Simon meets his son and grandson for the very first time as they pretend to be a happy family to get Wilbur into ...Read more

The Undead
7.2

April 16, 2014 • 20m

Elka throws a fake funeral for Victoria so she can join her husband in hiding. Her nemesis, Susan Lucci attends. Simon and Joy fac...Read more

Elka Takes a Lover
7.0

April 23, 2014 • 20m

On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.

Rusty Banks Rides Again
7.7

April 30, 2014 • 20m

Victoria wants to get nominated for an Oscar, so she gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie is assi...Read more

The One with George Clooney
7.7

May 7, 2014 • 20m

The women attempt to adopt a dog but a shelter volunteer manages ruin their plans. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a surprising twist.

Brokeback Elka
8.0

May 14, 2014 • 20m

Melanie uses an illness to get tickets to a sold-out concert. Meanwhile, Victoria becomes suspicious of an online acquaintance.

Bad George Clooney
8.0

June 4, 2014 • 20m

The ladies take their depressed puppy, George Clooney, to Dr. Deb, a pet therapist who has her own radio show. Dr. Deb blames the ...Read more

Bucket: We're Going to New York
7.2

June 11, 2014 • 20m

Victoria resolves to come clean about something to her longtime friend, Maddie Banks, but gets cold feet in this KIRSTIE crossover...Read more

Undercover Lovers
7.3

June 18, 2014 • 20m

Lines get blurred when Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple and Elka gets a political rival.

I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry
7.7

June 25, 2014 • 20m

The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert,...Read more

People Feeding People
7.3

July 2, 2014 • 20m

Elka needs Ross Barkley’s endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Meanwhile, Joy ...Read more

Murder House
5.7

July 2, 2014 • 20m

During a super storm, the ladies get stuck in the house with some unwanted guests: Victoria's island boyfriend, Melanie's downer f...Read more

Playmates
7.7

July 9, 2014 • 20m

Elka decides to write and direct a play about their life in Cleveland and the ladies are surprised and upset on how they are portrayed.

Auction Heroes
7.3

July 16, 2014 • 20m

Joy decides to finally tell Mitch how she feels but a handsome dating coach gets in the way. Victoria is surprisingly taken with a...Read more

Straight Outta Cleveland
8.0

July 23, 2014 • 20m

Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets and Joy and Mitch debate their compatibility.

The Animated Episode
7.3

July 30, 2014 • 20m

In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that still has LeBron.

Strange Bedfellows
8.0

August 6, 2014 • 20m

Things heat up between Victoria & J.J. and Melanie & Donald during Elka’s City Council debate against Councilman Powell.

The Italian Job
7.3

August 13, 2014 • 20m

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

Mystery Date: Oscar Edition
7.7

August 20, 2014 • 20m

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

Win Win
7.7

August 27, 2014 • 20m

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

Don Elka
7.7

September 3, 2014 • 20m

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

The Bachelors
7.7

September 10, 2014 • 20m

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.