The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
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January 11, 2023 • 5m

The world's my playground I decided.

The First Guy To Ever Report The News
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February 19, 2023 • 5m

Bad stuff!

The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives
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March 5, 2023 • 2m

Something is happening.

The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi
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March 31, 2023 • 4m

Get in the car.

The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech
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April 17, 2023 • 4m

I could eat a horse.

The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
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May 9, 2023 • 5m

This is a very tense moment.

The First Guy To Ever Get Fired
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July 15, 2023 • 4m

You're setting me on fire?

The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
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August 22, 2023 • 4m

Why did you arrest that bird?

The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious
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September 13, 2023 • 3m

I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.

The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job
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September 29, 2023 • 4m

I'm not gonna do that.

The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat
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October 27, 2023 • 4m

How am I supposed to get candy now?

The First Guy To Ever High Five
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November 26, 2023 • 4m

Slap my hand with your hand.

The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution
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December 31, 2023 • 2m

New year new me