The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
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February 7, 2019 • 2m

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
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April 10, 2019 • 1m

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
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June 2, 2019 • 3m

Hey person, what's your sound?

The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
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July 7, 2019 • 2m

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
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July 31, 2019 • 4m

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
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August 12, 2019 • 3m

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
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September 2, 2019 • 5m

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
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September 11, 2019 • 6m

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
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October 4, 2019 • 6m

Episode 9 of 2019 premiered on October 4, 2019

The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
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October 31, 2019 • 3m

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

The First Guy To Ever Dream
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November 16, 2019 • 6m

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
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December 13, 2019 • 4m

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
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December 27, 2019 • 5m

Episode 13 of 2019 premiered on December 27, 2019