October 31, 2021 • 1m
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March 26, 2021 • 7m
Statement from Maize: -Did you know that several photographs of President Dean have been manipulated to protect legitimate nation...Read more
April 30, 2021 • 16m
Statement from Maize: -Arabic text is incompatible with English T-Machines. To view a TWTTR post sent from an Arabic T-Machine, p...Read more
June 11, 2021 • 14m
Statement from Maize: -Out of respect for Deaf culture, the surgical procedures developed under the Dean administration were made...Read more
September 13, 2021 • 8m
Statement from Maize: -There are no extraterrestrials. Visit our TWTTR account for more fun facts! 🌽
July 5, 2021 • 15m
Statement from Maize: -Happy Independence Day! 🌽
May 14, 2021 • 3m
Statement from Maize: -We hope you're happy wherever you are. 🌽
August 12, 2021 • 16m
Statement from Maize: -What do you think happened to President Rockefeller? Share your theories on TWTTR! 🌽
November 10, 2021 • 16m
Statement from Maize: -Everett Arnoldson, commonly referred to as the 20th Washington Absentee, is a humanoid creature that is pu...Read more
December 31, 2021 • 5m
Statement from Maize: -Both the "Anti-Device Association" and the splinter group "Advocates for the Division of America" are crim...Read more
January 16, 2022 • 12m
Statement from Maize: -Archaic spellings and other minor deviations in the French transcriptions can be attributed to American pu...Read more
February 23, 2022 • 12m
Statement from Maize: -Did you know that the Horned Serpent is a True Force of Mass Destruction (TFMD)? -President George Washin...Read more