Season 9 (1996)

Call Waiting
7.0

September 17, 1996 • 23m

Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up a...Read more

Millions from Heaven
7.0

September 24, 1996 • 23m

The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."

What a Day for a Daydream
0.0

October 1, 1996 • 23m

Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagi...Read more

Honor Thy Mother
0.0

October 8, 1996 • 23m

While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just pla...Read more

Someday My Prince Will Come
0.0

October 15, 1996 • 23m

A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her a...Read more

Pampered to a Pulp
6.0

October 22, 1996 • 23m

Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings ...Read more

Satan, Darling
5.0

October 29, 1996 • 23m

Absolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-eart...Read more

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti
5.0

November 12, 1996 • 23m

A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family...Read more

Roseambo
0.0

November 19, 1996 • 23m

Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.

Home is Where the Afghan Is
6.0

November 26, 1996 • 23m

The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich a...Read more

Mothers and Other Strangers
6.0

December 3, 1996 • 23m

Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he mi...Read more

Home for the Holidays
7.0

December 17, 1996 • 23m

After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin ...Read more

Say It Ain't So
7.0

January 7, 1997 • 23m

Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for...Read more

Hit the Road, Jack
6.0

January 14, 1997 • 23m

As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a ...Read more

The War Room
6.0

January 28, 1997 • 23m

When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way t...Read more

Lanford's Elite (1)
0.0

February 11, 1997 • 23m

At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated form...Read more

Some Enchanted Merger (2)
0.0

February 11, 1997 • 23m

After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar ...Read more

A Second Chance
6.0

February 18, 1997 • 23m

Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to...Read more

The Miracle
7.0

February 25, 1997 • 23m

When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets ...Read more

Roseanne-Feld
0.0

March 4, 1997 • 23m

Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual e...Read more

The Truth Be Told
6.0

March 18, 1997 • 23m

Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of biz...Read more

Arsenic and Old Mom
0.0

May 13, 1997 • 23m

Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks sh...Read more

Into That Good Night (1)
0.0

May 20, 1997 • 23m

Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their te...Read more

Into That Good Night (2)
0.0

May 20, 1997 • 23m

Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale