September 25, 2002 • 23m
The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but instead of taking only one flight straight to the island, Michael b...Read more
September 25, 2002 • 23m
Finally in Hawaii, Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr. fight ove...Read more
October 2, 2002 • 23m
A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought, but ma...Read more
October 9, 2002 • 23m
Michael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.
October 16, 2002 • 23m
While making Claire's bed, Jay finds her diary hidden under the mattress. She can't resist the temptation of reading it and learns...Read more
October 23, 2002 • 23m
Claire drops Tony for zip-code boy 1040-EZ, because her father displayed a liking for Tony.Jr. draws his mother's portrait.
October 30, 2002 • 23m
Jay volunteered to be the director for Kady's kindergarten class play, but due to illness she is forced to step away from the prod...Read more
November 6, 2002 • 23m
Sick and tired of listening to their kids fights, Michael and Janet act like they are fighting themselves so Jr. and Claire can se...Read more
November 13, 2002 • 23m
Michael's sister Kelly is coming over for the weekend, which freaks Jay out because every time Kelly comes over she overstays her ...Read more
November 20, 2002 • 23m
Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance. Plus, Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.
November 27, 2002 • 23m
Feeling that she has no space and time of her own due to home duties, Jay decides to paint. The result is a portrait of Michael ba...Read more
December 4, 2002 • 23m
Michael's old friend Tommy is coming over and Michael is very excited because he and Tommy used to compete for everything. But his...Read more
December 11, 2002 • 23m
Jay decides to attend a ""Open Your Heart"" seminar for struggling couples, even though she and Michael are happier than ever. Her...Read more
December 18, 2002 • 23m
Michael (aka: Chief Bald Eagle) is recruited to camp out with Kady and her friends and teach them Native American lore. Meanwhile,...Read more
January 22, 2003 • 23m
Michael wants some time alone in the house and makes a deal with Jay for her and the kids to get out of the house. But of course i...Read more
January 29, 2003 • 23m
Jay nominates Michael for the ""Small Businessman of the Year"" award and he assumes he's going to win it (especially after a golf...Read more
February 5, 2003 • 23m
As a very impressed Michael sees it, his son's girlfriend, Vanessa is an absolute prize: ""She's beautiful, smart, personable and ...Read more
February 12, 2003 • 23m
After walking in on Jr. and his girlfriend having sex on his bed, Michael decides that he and Junior can no longer live under the ...Read more
February 26, 2003 • 23m
Michael and Jay are asked to serve jury duty together. Michael's elected foreman and wants to move on the trial quickly so he can ...Read more
March 5, 2003 • 23m
When Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500, it's time for a session of ""family court"" to decide who gets the money. ...Read more
March 26, 2003 • 23m
Claire has taken her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car because he doesn't think she can drive very well. Neverthe...Read more
April 9, 2003 • 23m
Jay gets mad at Michael after finding a photo of an attractive former girlfriend among his things. Franklin has trouble admitting...Read more
April 30, 2003 • 23m
Jay decides to spend more quality time with Michael - by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Jr., who only wants to go to college ...Read more
May 7, 2003 • 23m
Michael and Jay panic when Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex. Her parents try by all means to change their...Read more
May 14, 2003 • 23m
Claire comes home with the exciting news that she was invited to senior prom. Jay is excited about it and volunteers to chaperone ...Read more
May 21, 2003 • 23m
Jr.'s graduation is coming up, and he breaks the news to his family that he wants to go to college. At first shocked, Michael deci...Read more
May 21, 2003 • 23m
Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift – and as a way to separate Junior and Vanessa, who ...Read more