Season 9 (2011)

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
4.5

September 19, 2011 • 21m

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

People Who Love Peepholes
4.7

September 26, 2011 • 21m

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Big Girls Don't Throw Food
4.5

October 3, 2011 • 20m

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Nine Magic Fingers
4.4

October 10, 2011 • 21m

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
4.8

October 17, 2011 • 20m

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

The Squat and the Hover
4.6

October 24, 2011 • 21m

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
4.8

October 31, 2011 • 19m

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Thank You for the Intercourse
5.3

November 7, 2011 • 21m

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Frodo's Headshots
5.1

November 14, 2011 • 21m

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
4.6

November 21, 2011 • 21m

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

What a Lovely Landing Strip
4.9

December 5, 2011 • 20m

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

One False Move, Zimbabwe!
4.4

December 12, 2011 • 21m

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
4.5

January 2, 2012 • 20m

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

A Possum on Chemo
4.9

January 16, 2012 • 20m

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
4.9

February 6, 2012 • 21m

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
5.2

February 13, 2012 • 20m

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Not in My Mouth!
3.9

February 20, 2012 • 19m

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

The War Against Gingivitis
4.2

February 27, 2012 • 21m

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Palmdale, Ech
4.4

March 19, 2012 • 21m

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Grandma's Pie
4.3

April 9, 2012 • 21m

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
5.0

April 16, 2012 • 21m

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for wh...Read more

Why We Gave Up Women
5.5

April 30, 2012 • 21m

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

The Straw in My Donut Hole
4.6

May 7, 2012 • 21m

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
5.0

May 14, 2012 • 21m

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.