Season 3 (2005)

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
7.3

September 19, 2005

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
7.1

September 26, 2005

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charl...Read more

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
7.3

October 3, 2005

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, an...Read more

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
7.3

October 10, 2005

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

We Called It Mr. Pinky
7.3

October 17, 2005

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie ...Read more

Hi, Mr. Horned One
7.7

October 24, 2005

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
7.2

November 7, 2005

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds...Read more

That Voodoo That I Do Do
7.6

November 14, 2005

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

Madame and Her Special Friend
7.2

November 21, 2005

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

Something Salted and Twisted
7.2

November 28, 2005

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

Santa's Village of the Damned
7.7

December 19, 2005

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

That Special Tug
7.3

January 9, 2006

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
7.4

January 23, 2006

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
8.0

February 6, 2006

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

My Tongue is Meat
7.8

February 27, 2006

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. Whe...Read more

Ergo, the Booty Call
8.0

March 6, 2006

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose...Read more

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
7.4

March 13, 2006

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his ...Read more

The Spit-Covered Cobbler
7.2

March 20, 2006

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up w...Read more

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
7.6

April 10, 2006

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helpin...Read more

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
7.9

April 24, 2006

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

And the Plot Moistens
7.3

May 1, 2006

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Fran...Read more

Just Once with Aunt Sophie
7.7

May 8, 2006

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advic...Read more

Arguments for the Quickie
7.3

May 15, 2006

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to c...Read more

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
7.5

May 22, 2006

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They...Read more