September 20, 1991 • 22m
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
September 27, 1991 • 22m
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
October 4, 1991 • 22m
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
October 11, 1991 • 22m
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
October 18, 1991 • 22m
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
October 25, 1991 • 22m
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
November 1, 1991 • 22m
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
November 8, 1991 • 22m
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
November 15, 1991 • 22m
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
November 22, 1991 • 22m
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
November 29, 1991 • 22m
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
December 6, 1991 • 22m
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
December 13, 1991 • 22m
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
January 3, 1992 • 22m
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
January 17, 1992 • 22m
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
February 7, 1992 • 22m
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
February 14, 1992 • 22m
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
February 21, 1992 • 22m
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
February 28, 1992 • 22m
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
March 6, 1992 • 22m
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
March 27, 1992 • 22m
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
April 24, 1992 • 22m
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.