July 6, 2005 • 30m
In the premiere episode, Carlos enlists the help of fellow comic Peter Boyle to read his hate mail, and then he investigates racist road signs.
July 13, 2005 • 30m
Carlos uncovers the world of ""Desperate Gardeners"" and destroys all of your useless, outdated technology with the help of ""mini-Gallagher.""
July 20, 2005 • 30m
Carlos “Out the Beaner”, lays down the law with stupid people as “Judge Carlos”, and discovers the last white guy left in the barrio.
July 27, 2005 • 30m
“Cultural Explorer” Carlos takes a look at West Hollywood’s gay community, and later reveals his new clothing line, “Sean Juan”.
August 3, 2005 • 30m
Carlos' Supreme Court picks; ``Carlos the Dinosaur'' teaches kids about real life; ``Why Aren't You Working'' questions, where Car...Read more
August 10, 2005 • 30m
Carlos and rapper Method Man tackle the ""N word''; Carlos reviews summer movie releases.
August 17, 2005 • 30m
Carlos explores what women want in a man, with his special guest Gene Simmons. Carlos also redefines holidays, including Father's ...Read more
August 24, 2005 • 30m
Carlos hosts the first ""Dee Dee Dee"" Awards, and with the power of freedom of speech let's anyone say anything.
August 31, 2005 • 30m
This episode starts out with Carlos giving some helpful advice about tattoos. Carlos learns to tyalk to animals. We have a segment...Read more
September 7, 2005 • 30m
The Wetbacks face off against the Crackers in a Biker Build Off. Carlos goes on a rant about white people being too ""soft"" on th...Read more
September 14, 2005 • 30m
Carlos openly proclaims that the American goverment has not been too smart lately with everything that happened with hurricane Kat...Read more
September 21, 2005 • 30m
High gas prices are a target this week as Carlos sets out to see what people will do to save money at the pump. Also featured is C...Read more
September 28, 2005 • 30m
In this episode Carlos goes over the first season and picks out the “Best Of” moments. He gets a few visitors from pervious episodes.