January 28, 1999 • 30m
Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.
February 4, 1999 • 30m
Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.
February 11, 1999 • 30m
Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.
February 18, 1999 • 30m
Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.
February 25, 1999 • 30m
Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.
March 4, 1999 • 30m
On the MTV cruise to Cancun.
April 22, 1999 • 30m
Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.
April 29, 1999 • 30m
Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.
May 6, 1999 • 30m
Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.
June 8, 1999 • 30m
Episode 10 of Season 1 premiered on June 8, 1999