Series 1 (1984)

The British 'ave Come
7.6

September 7, 1984 • 30m

The Colonel and the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over René and the painting to the Gesta...Read more

Pigeon Post
8.2

September 14, 1984 • 30m

After the Colonel's and the Captain's uniforms are borrowed by the British airmen, and later burned, they have to send for replace...Read more

Saville Row to the Rescue
7.8

September 21, 1984 • 30m

The Colonel, the Captain and Herr Flick are all disguised as onion sellers while the German uniforms are being remade by the Jewis...Read more

The Execution
8.4

September 28, 1984 • 30m

Hans mistakes the nitro for gin and accidentally blows up the railway himself! The Germans capture René, Yvette, and the peasant-d...Read more

The Funeral
6.4

October 5, 1984 • 30m

René tries to go back to his normal life after his fake execution, posing as his twin brother, also named René, but the funeral ar...Read more

Red Nick's Colonel
7.8

October 19, 1984 • 30m

The Communist Resistance want to make a martyr out of the dead René, and kidnap the Colonel and the Captain at the Captain's birth...Read more

The Dance of Hitler Youth
7.8

October 26, 1984 • 30m

The Colonel's birthday party is the perfect opportunity to retrieve the real painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies f...Read more