Season 1 (2015)

How to Get a Date
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February 11, 2015 • 4m

Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "sh...Read more

Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time
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February 18, 2015 • 3m

Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd try our hand at marriage proposal...Read more

How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
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February 25, 2015 • 4m

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out. We've got all the answers.

How to Ace a Job Interview
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March 4, 2015 • 5m

Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.

Was That Racist?
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March 9, 2015 • 5m

Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I calle...Read more

Was That Sexist?
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March 18, 2015 • 5m

Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said any...Read more

Was That Homophobic?
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March 25, 2015 • 7m

This week Booze Lightyear explores the topic of homophobia. Homophobia is a real thing, y'all. It's not just some made up thing yo...Read more

Guys Describe a Vagina
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April 1, 2015 • 6m

This week the men of Booze Lightyear take the time to describe the female genitalia to you - aka the vagina. A big thanks to Epic ...Read more

How to Talk to Your Ex
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April 8, 2015 • 6m

This week the Booze Lightyear crew shows you how to talk to an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not that I've ever been in a serious...Read more

What's Really in Taco Bell Meat?
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April 13, 2015 • 5m

Ever wondered what's really in Taco Bell meat? Booze Lightyear has the answer. Also, Kelly had to go out of town to attend a weddi...Read more

World's Worst Weatherman
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April 22, 2015 • 6m

This week all of us over here at Booze Lightyear (minus Kelly who had to attend a wedding) show you exactly what it would be like ...Read more

How to Flirt with Women Using Internet Comments
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April 27, 2015 • 6m

For some reason when women appear on camera people leave some of the most vile and repulsive comments. So we here at Booze Lightye...Read more

21 Things You Shouldn't Say in Bed
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May 6, 2015 • 6m

Have you ever said the wrong thing in bed? Of course you have. You're you! Well, this week on Booze Lightyear we explore what not ...Read more

If Advertising Were Accurate
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May 13, 2015 • 5m

This week we explore the accuracy of marketing and advertising, and its effect on the overall global economy as well as the implic...Read more

Helping ISIS Recruit Teen Girls
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May 20, 2015 • 6m

This week we offend ISIS. I know. I know. Only a terrible horrible no good person would offend ISIS. But yeah, that's kind of what...Read more

Everything Wrong with American News Media
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May 27, 2015 • 6m

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news stories. Oh, you'd like me to type...Read more

Feminists Hate Your Penis
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June 3, 2015 • 5m

This week Booze Lightyear takes on modern feminism and equality. Is it weird that I say "hello"? Don't people normally say "hello"...Read more

What Do Emojis Really Mean?
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June 10, 2015 • 6m

Emojis are totally awesome, bro. They're straight up yolo, swag, and other slang words. But what do they mean? Pass the blunt to t...Read more

We Don't Serve Gays
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June 17, 2015 • 6m

This one time Booze Lightyear and I served a gay guy in restaurant we were working at. Immediately afterwards, we all went straight to Hell.

The News on Drugs
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June 24, 2015 • 6m

This week, Booze Lightyear takes on The War on Drugs and the US drug policy. Fun fact: We're all extreme method actors, so we actu...Read more

World's Worst Uber Driver
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July 1, 2015 • 5m

This week, Booze Lightyear tackles what not to do as an Uber Driver. Collectively, we're not sure why anyone would take an Uber, w...Read more

I Could Be President
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July 8, 2015 • 6m

Think you're smart enough to run for president? We here at Booze Lightyear definitely aren't. But we thought we'd say "fuck it' an...Read more

35 Things You Can't Say to Kids
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July 15, 2015 • 6m

I shall not write a description for Booze Lightyear this week. Enjoy the 35 things you can't say to your children.

Who's Gonna Host Equals Three?
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July 22, 2015

Episode 24 of Season 1 premiered on July 22, 2015

Weirdest Job Interview Ever
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July 29, 2015 • 6m

Yup. Booze Lightyear is out there looking for employment again. So we went and did this job interview at this really cool place. E...Read more

I Hope You Laugh
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August 5, 2015 • 5m

Is it Gif or Gif?

Sluts Are Awesome
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August 12, 2015 • 6m

This week Booze Lightyear takes on sluts. No, I don't mean we literally take on sluts. That would be gross and sexual and highly i...Read more

Puppet Porn
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August 19, 2015 • 8m

Have you ever seen puppets go wild? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we're very used to seeing puppets going wild. T...Read more

World's Worst Criminal
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August 26, 2015 • 6m

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we examine some of the world's worst criminals. These guys are absolutely terrible at breaking...Read more

I Hope You Laugh #2
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September 2, 2015 • 5m

This week on Booze Lightyear we stand in front of a green screen and crack jokes about moving images. I know, I know. It's a very ...Read more

14 Terrible Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend
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September 9, 2015 • 5m

Ever had to break up with your girlfriend? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we just found ourselves breaking up with...Read more

My Thoughts on Breaking Up
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September 16, 2015 • 5m

Awwwwwww yeahhhhh! Booze Lightyear is back with another video about break ups. We make breaking up look easy. Don't be fooled tho....Read more

6 Idiots at a Funeral
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September 23, 2015 • 6m

Booze Lightyear trolls a funeral! GOT EEM!!!

I Hope You Laugh #3
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September 30, 2015 • 6m

Yet again, another green screen video with jokes.

World's Worst Lawyer
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October 7, 2015 • 7m

Need an attorney? Need a lawyer? Need a cuddle buddy? Call Booze Lightyear. Our attorneys at Booze Lightyear are also lawyers - an...Read more

Honey, Do I Look Fat?
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October 14, 2015 • 5m

What do you do when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? Well, we here at Booze Lightyear have no fucking clue. Seriously, w...Read more

6 Signs You Hate Your Job
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October 21, 2015 • 8m

Sup, bitch. Watch this totally amazing Booze Lightyear video about hating your job or we'll all track you down and steal your dog. Your move.

I Hope You Laugh #4
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October 28, 2015 • 7m

You want the GIFS? We got the GIFS.

Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask
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November 4, 2015 • 5m

Got sex questions? Well, we ask the awkward sex questions so you don't have to. Thank god for us asking these or you'd never know ...Read more

How I Beat Depression
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November 11, 2015 • 6m

Made a little video discussing my occasional struggle with depression. Depression is obviously a very complex issue that can't be ...Read more

Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask #2
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November 18, 2015 • 5m

Got MORE sex questions? Great, we have more answers which lead to more sex questions. This time the ladies are asking the guys. It...Read more

Best of Booze Lightyear (2015)
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December 7, 2015

Episode 42 of Season 1 premiered on December 7, 2015