March 4, 2003 • 23m
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
March 11, 2003 • 23m
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
March 18, 2003 • 23m
Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.
March 25, 2003 • 23m
George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
April 1, 2003 • 23m
Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key....Read more
April 8, 2003 • 23m
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
April 15, 2003 • 23m
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
April 22, 2003 • 23m
Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
April 29, 2003 • 23m
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
May 6, 2003 • 23m
Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles...Read more
September 16, 2003 • 23m
Terrence Catheter calls trying to book an appearance for JK Rowling, Ed wants to go to a ball game, Professor Fermstein calls a co...Read more
September 23, 2003 • 23m
Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise c...Read more
September 30, 2003 • 23m
Birchum expresses his feelings on female police officers, Hadassah wants to conceive, Ed peed in the pool, Jeff needs a new job, K...Read more
October 7, 2003 • 23m
Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls ...Read more
October 14, 2003 • 23m
Terence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncl...Read more
October 21, 2003 • 23m
Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, Ge...Read more
October 28, 2003 • 23m
Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins call...Read more
November 4, 2003 • 23m
Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation...Read more
November 10, 2003 • 23m
Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs...Read more
November 18, 2003 • 23m
Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for actin...Read more
February 9, 2004 • 23m
Hadassah has a problem with her new toy, The Concierge conducts a survey, Danny has questions about child birth, Katie needs help ...Read more
February 17, 2004 • 23m
Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a ...Read more
February 24, 2004 • 23m
Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.
March 2, 2004 • 23m
Niles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate...Read more
February 10, 2004 • 23m
Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Tru...Read more
March 16, 2004 • 23m
Jeff plans a surprise, Cammie learns about Judaism, Marshall calls about a tattoo, Nick needs help with his kid, Sonny Tanning cal...Read more
March 23, 2004 • 23m
Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a s...Read more
March 30, 2004 • 23m
Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobb...Read more
November 11, 2003 • 23m
Ken calls a paper with breaking news, Tab wants to hypnotize his Grandmother, Hadassah's having a Baby, Ed calls a Restaurant, Cam...Read more
November 18, 2003 • 23m
Katie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some abl...Read more