September 28, 2023 • 59m
Congratulations! You have been chosen for admission to Godolkin University! We're thrilled to be a part of your journey to discove...Read more
September 28, 2023 • 49m
The Godolkin University Mental Health Hotline would like to remind students at this difficult time that you are not alone. You mig...Read more
September 28, 2023 • 52m
You're invited to the #ThinkBrink Memorial Gala and Fundraiser tonight at Godolkin University! Make sure to dress your best when t...Read more
October 5, 2023 • 47m
The Godolkin University Police Department is seeking any information on the person or persons who violated the Polarity statue in ...Read more
October 12, 2023 • 41m
REWARD! Last night, The Incredible Steve attended an off-campus party where his penis was lost. He just wants it back, so his fami...Read more
October 19, 2023 • 41m
The Godolkin University School of Crimefighting is excited to announce its newest course offering: THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SUPERVILLAINS...Read more
October 26, 2023 • 49m
Calling all God U #Hometeamers! Today we’re protesting Socialist Victoria Neuman’s town hall on campus! Let’s show Neuman and her ...Read more
November 2, 2023 • 39m
If you or a human loved one have been injured or killed while working at Godolkin University, you may be entitled to financial com...Read more