Season 3 (2020)

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YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
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March 2, 2020 • 5m

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
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March 9, 2020 • 7m

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
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March 16, 2020 • 6m

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
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March 30, 2020 • 3m

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
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April 6, 2020 • 5m

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
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April 27, 2020 • 5m

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
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March 30, 2020 • 4m

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
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April 13, 2020 • 4m

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
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April 20, 2020 • 6m

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
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May 4, 2020 • 5m

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
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May 11, 2020 • 8m

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
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May 18, 2020 • 8m

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
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May 25, 2020 • 5m

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
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June 1, 2020 • 4m

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
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June 22, 2020 • 7m

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

Good Morning, River View High!
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June 8, 2020 • 4m

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

Welcome to Bug News
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June 15, 2020 • 4m

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
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June 29, 2020 • 7m

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
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July 6, 2020 • 4m

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
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July 13, 2020 • 8m

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

All Hail Cello Chigglers!
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July 27, 2020 • 4m

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
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August 3, 2020 • 7m

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

True Confessions of Real Newscasters
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August 10, 2020 • 5m

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
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August 17, 2020 • 7m

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
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August 24, 2020 • 6m

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.