Season 2 (2019)

Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
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September 9, 2019 • 6m

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
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September 9, 2019 • 3m

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
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October 14, 2019 • 5m

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
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October 21, 2019 • 5m

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
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October 28, 2019 • 6m

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
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November 4, 2019 • 4m

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
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November 11, 2019 • 7m

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Man Turns Home into Home Depot
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November 18, 2019 • 4m

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
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November 25, 2019 • 5m

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
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December 2, 2019 • 5m

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
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December 9, 2019 • 5m

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
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December 16, 2019 • 5m

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
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December 23, 2019 • 5m

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
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December 30, 2019 • 4m

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
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January 6, 2020 • 9m

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
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January 6, 2020 • 5m

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
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January 13, 2020 • 5m

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
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January 20, 2020 • 5m

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
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January 27, 2020 • 8m

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
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February 3, 2020 • 4m

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
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February 10, 2020 • 6m

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
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February 17, 2020 • 5m

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
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February 24, 2020 • 4m

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.