November 7, 2004 • 22m
When Reese realizes the Army is too much for him to handle, he deserts and dresses as an Afghani woman. But Lois is on a march to ...Read more
November 14, 2004 • 22m
The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.
November 21, 2004 • 22m
When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war (which benefits Dewey more than anyone else), Hal enlists Reese's help. M...Read more
December 5, 2004 • 22m
Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay....Read more
December 12, 2004 • 22m
Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturo...Read more
December 19, 2004 • 22m
Hal and Lois, strapped for cash, decide that Christmas gifts will have to be homemade this year. When everyone makes much better g...Read more
January 16, 2005 • 22m
Hal is sleepless because of their upcoming 20th wedding anniversary. So he ask Reese for some ideas for presents. Then Reese gets ...Read more
January 23, 2005 • 22m
Lois thinks Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a shelf and nearly crushes her.
January 30, 2005 • 22m
When Malcolm spots a roughed up 1967 Cuda in his neighborhood, he instantly falls in love with it and purchases the car. But he ge...Read more
February 13, 2005 • 22m
When Lois catches the boys vandalizing a trashy billboard for a strip club, Malcolm alters the vandalism into a women's rights pro...Read more
February 20, 2005 • 22m
When Lois buys a brand-new king-sized bed, Hal thinks that her motive is to put more distance between them and refuses to sleep in...Read more
March 6, 2005 • 22m
Hal is named executor of his neighbor's living will and must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug. In attem...Read more
March 13, 2005 • 22m
When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois c...Read more
March 20, 2005 • 22m
During Grandma's unwelcome visit with the family, she loses her leg while saving Dewey from a moving truck. Consumed with guilt, D...Read more
March 27, 2005 • 22m
After Hal forbids Dewey from inviting his peculiar classmate Chad over for a sleepover, Dewey quickly finds out that his father ha...Read more
April 3, 2005 • 22m
When Francis and Piama choose to celebrate Francis' 21st birthday at the house, Hal is reminded of a promise he made to his son as...Read more
April 10, 2005 • 22m
Malcolm discovers a man, Norm, living in the Lucky Aide. He agrees to keep Norm's secret as long as he provides Malcolm with tidbi...Read more
April 17, 2005 • 22m
Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival. Malcolm fails a music appreciation co...Read more
April 24, 2005 • 22m
Reese befriends a pack of troublesome stray dogs; Dewey feels conflicted when he starts seeing another mother-figure; Hal unwittin...Read more
May 1, 2005 • 22m
After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number....Read more
May 8, 2005 • 22m
When Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting with Malcolm, he is strongly encouraged to take on th...Read more
May 15, 2005 • 22m
Unbeknownst to Lois, the boys enter her in the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant as a joke. When they overhear the other contestants remarki...Read more