November 2, 2003 • 23m
When Dewey's pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly...Read more
November 9, 2003 • 22m
Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in charge while he...Read more
November 16, 2003 • 22m
No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
November 23, 2003 • 22m
Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
November 30, 2003 • 22m
Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
December 7, 2003 • 22m
Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise n...Read more
December 14, 2003 • 22m
Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees, with the boys using some of their own money, but two prie...Read more
January 4, 2004 • 22m
Neighbors have the annual "The Wilkersons are gone" block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get m...Read more
January 11, 2004 • 22m
Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with th...Read more
January 25, 2004 • 22m
Jamie's babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a "small" task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; Francis per...Read more
February 8, 2004 • 22m
Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois' mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she will marry ...Read more
February 15, 2004 • 22m
Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tri...Read more
February 22, 2004 • 22m
Lois' younger sister, Susan, pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks for Lois and...Read more
March 14, 2004 • 22m
Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent surcharge on the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boycott...but ...Read more
March 21, 2004 • 22m
Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.
March 28, 2004 • 22m
Lois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she's determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in when she learn...Read more
April 25, 2004 • 22m
Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date ...Read more
May 2, 2004 • 22m
Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey does so bad...Read more
May 2, 2004 • 22m
When Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to sell them....Read more
May 9, 2004 • 22m
When Lois tracks down her father's "other family," she meets Victor's "other wife" Sylvia, and learns something shocking about her dad.
May 16, 2004 • 22m
Reese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dumb as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her but they soon get to like each other too muc...Read more
May 23, 2004 • 22m
Reese continues to be a great soldier in the Army until he finds himself in a situation where his Sergeant cannot help. But after ...Read more