November 5, 2000 • 22m
Hal, Loi, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating w...Read more
November 8, 2000 • 22m
Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal trie...Read more
November 12, 2000 • 22m
Crummy gifts rile birthday gal Lois, who suddenly splits from home, leaving confusion, anxiety and desperation in her wake.
November 15, 2000 • 22m
Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family's dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis' school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.
November 19, 2000 • 22m
A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery ...Read more
November 22, 2000 • 22m
Hal and Lois heads off to a convention while the boys stays home for the babysitter. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey assumed it's just an...Read more
November 26, 2000 • 22m
The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store's...Read more
November 29, 2000 • 22m
Malcolm's humiliation as a Krelboyne drives him crazy, so he fakes his way into seeing the school's shrink, with whom the con continues.
December 10, 2000 • 22m
Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers t...Read more
December 17, 2000 • 22m
Reese, promising champion of his school's wrestling team, gets beaten by a girl, completely demoralizing him. So he gives up his s...Read more
January 7, 2001 • 22m
Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis's friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old w...Read more
January 14, 2001 • 22m
Lois and Hal try to end Dewey's dependence on his stuffed animal Domingo by convincing him that it is too dirty. Strangely attract...Read more
January 21, 2001 • 22m
New neighbors, who turn out to be even more awful than Malcolm's family, move in next door; the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for ...Read more
February 4, 2001 • 22m
Hal feels like his job is a piece of c* after going to Dewey's class for parent job day. So he decides to take a "kidney failure" ...Read more
February 11, 2001 • 22m
Lois' estranged parents, Ida and Victor, pay the family a visit. Right away, trouble starts brewing. Victor bonds with Reese, Ida ...Read more
February 18, 2001 • 22m
Lois gets a traffic ticket and immediately blames Francis and makes him get the money to her. To do this, Francis stages a stunt ...Read more
February 25, 2001 • 22m
A hospital stay unsettles Malcolm, who's stuck in a kids ward with what may be appendicitis. Meanwhile, at military school, Franci...Read more
March 4, 2001 • 22m
A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia.
March 11, 2001 • 22m
Malcolm and the Krelboynes tutor Reese, and uncover the real reason behind his failing grades.
April 1, 2001 • 22m
Malcolm and Reese go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl.
April 22, 2001 • 22m
Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for...Read more
April 29, 2001 • 22m
Lois forbids the boys to ride a motorbike they found, but Reese disobeys and breaks a leg.
May 6, 2001 • 22m
Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and se...Read more
May 13, 2001 • 22m
Hal is inadvertently responsible for a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighborhood evacuation; Malcolm deals with being ground...Read more
May 20, 2001 • 22m
Lois is two weeks late with her period, causing her and Hal to panic and start a big fight, while trying to keep it from the boys....Read more